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Pre-Christmas Shenanigans Episode 2024

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Pre-Christmas Shenanigans Episode 2024

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Ye ye, yes, everybody, what's up? This big cold, kind

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of kind of blurry of this might Herd podcast coming

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to you live from you know where we do the

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show live from Jersey Mars Venus. Where the fuck you

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want to think we do the show from. That's what

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we're doing. They ain't bringing my co host, Lady g

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Lady Gene was good everything everything, it's everything good.

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Good, Everything's good.

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That's right, that's right.

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Fall a state of mind, that's it.

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That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is.

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You know what I mean? So, how was how was

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you know? Your time between shows? What's up? How you been?

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I've been good, very very busy. Started a new position

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at my job, so just been busier than ever, trying

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to get things taken care of. Make sure, you know,

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they don't regret that they promoted me, you know.

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Yeah, you know what, you want to make sure that,

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you want to make sure they don't regret that. Yeah.

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So it's free Christmas, Dave Shenanigans. You know how we

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do it here. I know all about Yeah, let's let's start.

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Let's start off like this. What Christmas traditions did you

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have as a child that you remember.

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That's easy because I still do them today with my kids,

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so growing up. I think I talked a little bit

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about it last show. We had a Nativity at home.

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It was like a little because we were very poor.

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We didn't have a whole lot, and my mom always

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it wasn't stuff she gave us because she really couldn't

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give us much, but she made the holidays special, you know,

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like with her decorations, the way we decorated. And we

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had this little crystal nativity that we got at like

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a farmer's market, but because it was Christal and it

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was real, real tiny, my mom would always tell us

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that we could not touch it, like like it was

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almost like it was just.

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Gold, yeah, gold.

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And she would pick, of course we would alternate, but

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she would pick one of us because there were a

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lot of us heads. She would pick one of us

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to set it up. And that meant like putting it

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on the on the table or wherever we were gonna

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set it, putting lights around it. Yeah, I'm just making

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it look real nice. And then she would always buy

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us like take that, that's time Kmart. She will always

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take us to Kmart and get like the matching pajamas,

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you know, like the five ninety nine pajamas and stuff

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like that, and because we were so poor, we couldn't

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make You know how kids leave cookies for seeing them. Yeah,

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well we didn't leave cookies. We left Eminem's. So we

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would leave like a bowl of Eminem's out for him

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and we wake up in the morning and like half

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the Eminem's will be gone. So those are things I

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still do to this day. You know, I buy bacon cookies. Yes,

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oh that was something else because I'm from South America.

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I'm from Peru, so we have these cookies called Alpha

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hordes and they take a while to make if you

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want to make them good. So every Christmas will make that.

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Like I just made my batch and took you know,

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took some to work or whatever. But my daughter was like,

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I want my crack cookies, so make sure you leave

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me some. But those are like the big things. The

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pajamas for not Chiauayna, which is Christmas Eve. And see

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we always because even though we were from South America

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and we celebrated not Chia Whyna, we lived in the

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US where they celebrate Christmas Day, so we weren't allowed

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to open all of our gifts on why not we

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would have to only open like one or two and

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then we would have to save the rest for Christmas Day.

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So I hear myself, I don't know why. Okay, now

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I don't Okay, that was kind of weird. Okay, all right, but.

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Yes you're weird.

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Yeah damn, it's that easy being green, I'll tell you

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that anyway.

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So it's not easy being read either, because I see

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you getting rid of all your stuff. What do you

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mean selling, selling your Redskins stuff?

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Oh and then my my, my jacket, it doesn't fit me.

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So okay, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

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Then, yeah, it makes no sense. I'm not Yeah, So anyway,

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so traditions. So now, but what we used to do is,

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since my mom's birthday is on Christmas Eve, it was

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always a party for Christmas Day. So we used to

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you know, get together at the crib, you know, all

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the families come over, and you know, they used to

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bring gifts also, so we could all open up something,

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you know, that night and you know open up. The

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rest would be at our respective homes you know, Christmas morning.

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But the one thing that my mom always did on

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Christmas Eve was the making of the coquito.

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Oh boy, Yes there was some drunk.

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Yes there was wha what Yeah? They she she loved

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making coquito. She she loved she she loves to cook.

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She loved to do the benee and that oak and

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gondule and I mean everything, she did everything, you know,

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and she uh, we didn't We didn't have too many

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like traditions because it was it was just that her

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birthday was on Christmas Eve, and we celebrated her birthday

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and the celebrated Christmas Day and you know, it really

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wasn't too crazy. But when the coquito started flowing out

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of at a Spanish party, I get it. Not only

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did it start late, almost didn't end. Yeah.

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It was something called piscol and that is it's yeah,

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I mean, it's an alcohol, but it's okay. It's an

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alcohol from Peru, and like you can make a lot

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of different drinks, so it's almost like the base like

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a vodka or something like that. So we were like

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my my, my mom would have like piscol sours and

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she would like you could even make I guess it's

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almost like a coquo with it tasted very different. It

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didn't taste like coquito. But but yeah.

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Yeah, I've I've learned throughout the years how to and

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coct a whole lot of different drinks. Like, yeah, you

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put me, you put me at a at a bar

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or something at a party and tell me, oh, you

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know you could, you could, you could do the drinks. Yeah, yeah,

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I want to do the drinks. All right, Just bring

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me a blender. It's all good.

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You know what.

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I wonder if that's why now later in my life,

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because of those traditions and experiences, why I don't like

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to drink. I don't that makes sense though, Yeah, because

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I saw the things that happened, you know, And it's like,

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I don't know about any other culture, but I know

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in the Latin culture, it's not a family gathering until

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somebody gets punched in the nose or something.

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You shut up to the start, yeah, to the fight start. Yeah,

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I get it.

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People are getting kicked out.

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Yea. Yeah that that that that that's true in some households.

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That's how it is. That's how.

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The show up, you know, acting acting foolish.

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Yeah, mean like that.

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They didn't even do it there.

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Yeah, they showed up.

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They showed up like that.

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Ye yeah.

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And I have.

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I have a couple of uncles that were like that.

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But my grandma made sure that that ship didn't get

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crazy because of the kids.

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Well, but Maya thought she was part of the problem.

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Oh shit, really yeah, Maya. Let me tell you. She's

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my only living grandparent. And she's like ninety six ninety

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seven now, wo God, bless yo. This woman. She is

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still she is still like rocking out. We go to

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I guess in Florida. They had like there are more

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places where you can drink, you know, like you can

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go to a puerorco and they're selling freaking Heinekens and

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corona and stuff like that. So we'll go out eating

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when I go visit, and she wants and she loves rum.

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Oh my goodness, she loves her some rum and some whiskey.

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Wow.

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Ninety something years old and this woman is still throwing down.

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And don't even try to tell her she can't because she,

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Oh my goodness, she will dig you a new one

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right in public too. She remember, I got a New

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Year's story. I went when I was a lot younger,

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I went to Florida to visit you know, my father,

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my grandma, you know, and uh, I remember when I

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was younger, you know, she would always be going out

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like she she was a dancer. I think that's where

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I got my love of side aside and all that stuff.

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She loved to dance, she loved to drink. And all

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of my uncles, even my father, were like Sali Sato's

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so they were in bands, they were dancers, you know,

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stuff like that. So I went, this woman takes me

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out dancing. I'm like, bet, I like this. Not even

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halfway through, I start, I guess having a panic attack

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about something. This was before I even knew, you know,

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that I had depression and all that, So I guess

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it was like the beginning of you know, everything, but

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I hadn't. I didn't yet know what was happening or why.

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So I was feeling, you know, anxiety. So I said, well,

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leave that, let's go. And we weren't far from her house.

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I said, well that let's go, and she was there

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with her like I guess, I call them my grandfather

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because they've been together fifty something years. But she keeps

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throwing them out and bringing them back, throwing them out

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and bringing them back.

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Hold on, hold on, hold that throat one second, yeah,

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hold it.

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You hello, Hello, I should have done this before taking

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my boot off.

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How you feeling.

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I'm okay? Have i CT scan today? It looks okay. Actually,

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I don't think anything.

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Does it looks broken?

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I mean, I'm not a doctor. I can't read a

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seat scam. So m h, I don't think so, at

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least from what it's saying on here.

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It's in the results.

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It doesn't look like I broke at anything. So it

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just might be a possible mad you.

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Would you would think after all those years of walking,

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you would get it.

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Right right, you would get it. Yeah, apparently not.

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I don't know how to walk.

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Yeah.

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So so lady you were saying, so, you know.

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So we're there and we're dancing or whatever. I'm dancing

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with one of the guys. My grandmom gets to a

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point where she's definitely tipsy. So I'm like, you know what,

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I wouldn't thought. I'm not feeling so good. Can can

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we leave? Because it was already like one o'clock in

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the morning, I'm like, can we leave? And she's she

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started getting angry and she's cursing at me in Spanish,

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and she's saying, I leave when I'm ready to leave,

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I'm done, not done drinking and dancing, and she's like,

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and look at you over here dancing with somebody who's married.

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I'm like, first of all, I don't live here. Second

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of all, why do I care if somebody's married. I'm

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just dancing with them. It was just crazy. But she

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would not leave, and her partner was like, you know what,

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she's visiting, you know, let's just take her back home.

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And she's like, no, I'm not leaving. I'm not done

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drinking and partying or whatever. Eventually, long story shore, Eventually

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we talked her into leaving, but then she wanted to

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drive and I said, oh no, I am not getting

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in this car with you if you don't give me

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the keys because I'm driving. And then that was a

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whole ordeal in the parking lot, I said, I said,

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then I will walk. I will walk back to your

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apartment because I am not getting in that car with you.

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So her man talked her into giving me the keys.

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So here I am like brand new, like twenty one,

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brand new, with a drunk, drunk grandparents and driving her

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car in a place that I've really never been. And

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the whole time she's asking me in Spanish how to

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say bad words in English so that she could call me,

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you know, like, so that she could call me all

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these bad names. And so I respect my grandma. I

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just wasn't putting my life on the line, and so

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I gave her, like, I told her how to say them,

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and so I'm giving her the how to tell me

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how to f myself in English all the way, all

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the way back to her apartment. It was hilarious. Not

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at the time, but when I think back on it,

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I was like, never again will I go anywhere with

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my I will Lita, because she she will throw down,

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she will drink any man under the table, even at

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ninety seven.

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Damn yes, that's the.

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Definitely. I hope I get to live to her age.

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Wow, so maybe she's pickled. Any Christmas traditions from when

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you were a kid you remember.

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I mean I remember us going to Rockefeller Center, uh

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to see the tree and the lights in the city,

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and then we always celebrated no chebulana on Christmas Eve

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at my grandmother's house, excuse me.

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And then.

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Christmas I would always go to my dad's house because

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my parents were divorced. So that's that's how I would

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spend the holidays, m.

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Did you get what you wanted? Did you get give?

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Did you get me?

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Yeah? I mean we were in the beginning. We would

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wake up to the gifts, you know, like out when

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you know you would wake up, there's all the gifts

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under the tree, but like the toys were put together

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and stuff like that, like some stuff is wrapped, but

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like the big things whatever, like if we had a bike,

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you know it was there or uh yeah, my mom

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made sure that like we got what we wanted, I guess.

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And and again back then too, we knew we didn't

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have a lot, so it wasn't like we were going

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to ask for anything crazy. And our lists back then

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weren't crazy because well we had a Toys r US

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book that would come out and you would look through

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the book to figure out like what you you know,

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that's how you tell your mom or whatever that that's

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what I want for Christmas?

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Right? Yeah? I remember the Christmas I got to Nintendo

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when it first came out.

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Yeah, I had.

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It came with Mario Brothers and the Duck Hunt with the.

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Oh my god, yes duck Hunt.

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Let me tell you something. I spent the entire entire

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Christmas vacation wishing I could shoot the fucking dog, that

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motherfucker emotion no damage that fucking dog man. Oh my god,

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whenever you missed those ducks Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was,

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it was. It was bad. It was bad. But my

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mom she was like that too. She always made sure,

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you know, despite what we didn't have, she always made

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sure we we got what we wanted and ship like that.

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You know. Yeah, I think my grandma helped though a lot, probably,

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or like with gifts, they they definitely helped with that.

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But I do remember the most, like is going to

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the city, like the lights and stuff like that, Like

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that's just I feel like, who if you have the

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opportunity to do it, if you're in New York, you

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should definitely go see all the windows that they do

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and the tree. Yeah. Or it's not just Mecy's. I forget.

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It's another big one. Is it Nortrum or or I

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don't know, it doesn't matter. It's one of those biggest

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fancy stores. But there not just Macy's. But it's insane

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the things that they do, all of them, Like it

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isn't just Macy's.

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But yeah, so answer a question for me. I want

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you guys to think about this for a second. I

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don't know if this is true. You have to fact

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check me. But in movies and in TV commercials, is

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it true that every Christmas Morning that's shown on a

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movie or on a TV commercial, the gifts that supposedly

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come from Santa are not wrapped?

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Hmm?

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I never noticed that me either. I never really paid

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attention to that. Like I'm trying to think someone said,

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someone said gifts wrapped. Yeah, because in the Santa the

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Santa Claus, I think when he woke up, the gifts

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were wrapped and he was unwrapping gifts. Maybe there were

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some gifts.

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That are out, well, there's usually always like a bike

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or something that can't really that would be out, But

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most gifts were always wrapped.

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Hmmm, yeah, I was. I was told by someone that

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a lot of a lot of the times when Santa's

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gifts were to be presented, they weren't wrapped. In commercials,

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in movies. I'm trying to think to fact check that,

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but I don't know. But I don't ye, I don't know.

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Like in the commercials and stuff, there's gifts are it's

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usually like, okay, think about the commercials. I think of

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the eminem commercial and they're like he exists. They do exist,

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you know that one. But that's an interaction. There's gifts,

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but I'm not paying attention to if gifts are rapped

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right or even in the movies. Now, I can't even

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think of, like, wait a minute, I feel like people

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are unwrapping gifts in home alone. They were when they

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u in home alone too. Anyway, when they had all

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the gifts, uh that the toy store brought them, they

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were wrapped.

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Yeah, but the toy store brought them.

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Yeah, you're right. That wasn't the Santa's.

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Guests Santa's gifts. Yeah.

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And when the Santa Claus was delivering gifts, they were

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actual gifts. They weren't wrapped in anything.

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Mm hmm.

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I'm trying to think who wilse because there's a lot

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of Santa Claus movies all right.

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Now that we're talking, Now that we're talking movies, I

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want I want your top three Christmas movies of all time.

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I will go first, Oh my god, because I usually

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I usually go last. Everybody else go first. My top

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three Jingle all the way m hm, A Christmas story

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that's a classic, and die Hard. Yeah, those are my

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those are my favorite three Christmas movies.

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Okay, m hm, I can't stand a Christmas story nod

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you shoot.

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Your rye out kid.

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I don't know why, it just it never interested me.

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My older daughter, Angela, she loves that movie to the

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point where she went and bought the leg lamp. Right,

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she bought my granddaughter the Little Christmas Pajamas bunnies.

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Oh God, like.

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I don't know why. I just did not like that movie.

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All right, So what are your what are you get.

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Three huh eight crazy nights for that? I'm Sandler. That's

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a cartoon, right, Yeah, I guess I like all the

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Santa Claus movies.

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Mm hmmm.

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And probably It's a Wonderful Life.

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That's a good one. Gotta earn your wings yep.

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I just liked the guy's voice.

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He was a good actor. Oh man, what about you, tg.

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Elf? Oh yeah, all I want for Christmas to a

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lot of people don't know about that movie.

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No, I don't know about that movie.

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Explaining they're these two white kids who live in the

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city I think, like the Upper East Side or West Side,

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so you know, they have money and their parents are divorced,

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and the little sister asked Anna for her parents to

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get back together, and the movie, no, it isn't actually.

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Okay, I was gonna say it sounds like a little

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homewark is right there.

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Nah nah, And and then they wind up coming up

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with a plan on how they were gonna get their

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parents to remember how much they love each other to

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get back together again. It's sort of like parent trap,

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but there isn't like twins like trying to trick their parents.

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They're just tricking their parents to get be alone together.

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They're trying to like recreate them having like their first

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times together snowed in or something like that. Anyway, it's

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a cute ass movie, and it came out in the

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nineties and I've loved it since then, so I can't

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even watch it though I think I have it on BHS, okay,

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so that's dating me. And then they I think it's

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on YouTube and it's probably like YouTube Premium or something.

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I don't even think I can watch it on anything.

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I don't think it's not anything. Anyway. That's two movies.

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And then it's tough because I love The Grinch with

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Jim Carrey, but I also love the classic The Santa

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Claus with tan Alan.

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So you know what's funny? What no one mentioned Miracle

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on thirty fourth Street or.

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Uh National Lampoon's Family Christmas? See, like I think it's funny.

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Things they're so corny. What story and National Lampoons? You know?

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Yeah, well they're supposed to be like funny, lighthearted more movies.

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You know, there's something wrong with me. TG nah, I

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don't like that stuff. Like I watch these homework things

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only because there's nothing else to watch on TV. But

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the whole time I'm sitting here vomiting.

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Yeah, they're bad. I won't watch them. It's funny because

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like Netflix has a lot of them too, and I'm

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just like, oh, yeah, I will watch the Netflix ones.

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Those are actually good.

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But the truth, the truth is the reason why I

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hate those so much. It is because they're fairy tales. Yeah,

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they are all the things I want in my life.

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But I can't say never because I believe in God,

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so hey, if I really want that whatever, But it's

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like gag me with a spoon because nobody, nobody actually

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acts that way. Even though it would be possible. People

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don't understand it, Like it is possible to have a

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life like that, but nobody's willing to do it, right,

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But I just sit here.

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Like now that I hear you're gonna have to move

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to Vermont or some crazy little town about they do

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in those little towns.

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Well, then I'm going to a little town. I don't

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have to get me a nice little white man.

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There you go. Oh god, oh boy?

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Oh no more, no more.

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No, it's not I thought you said I didn't poop anymore.

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I'm like, oh, good for you.

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No, I didn't see it no more so.

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So all right, so Dubbs, you gotta give us three

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your three favorite Christmas films of all time. That's what

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we're on now.

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Christmas Story another one. Mm hmmm, The Exorcist, Shut Up.

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And Die Hard?

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Oh yeah, he said that hard?

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Too hard a Christmas story?

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I know? So is home Alone.

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He was afraid of.

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I don't like them.

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I don't like the homely, homely ship. I want to

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see blood.

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Isn't there also like crampis or something? Isn't that also

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like horror?

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And I is like part of the messrop cycle?

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Well that new one that I think, I don't know

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if it No, it wasn't the red one.

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Yeah, the red one. I just saw.

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That yeah, where his brother was.

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Yes, his brother's crampis crampus.

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Yeah, I actually like that.

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Yeah, it was all right.

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They try they make we lost.

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Somebody's WiFi is not working.

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Someone didn't pay the film. Someone made a choice.

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They they made a choice.

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Wasn't the choice was made? And oh my god, it's.

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Hilarious, yo, wife wife nah man Like they're like, I

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had like two Bluetooth telephones on and I couldn't hear,

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like you know what I'm saying.

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I have my beasts on and I have my other on,

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my other bluetooth t helephones on, and I'm like, what's

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going on?

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Mm hmm. All right, So you gotta you gotta, you gotta,

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we gotta backtrack with you can give us a childhood

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Christmas tradition with your family.

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Waking up.

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Trying to figure out, like I'm saying, how standing a cookies?

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And know what I'm saying, my parents a lot, have

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my parents a lot? On my face talking about it

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came out of the chimney and I'm here, you know

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what I'm saying. I'm smart enough.

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I was like, wait a minute, we have no chimney.

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We live in rowhouses. You know what I'm saying, I

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don't think. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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And then like you know, like like I woke up

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one I'm waking up one morning, like you know, some

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one night, and I saw my parents rapping the gifts

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and stuff, and I was like, ship, you know what

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I'm saying, like saying I don't exist, all right, fair enough,

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I might act like saying this, but I'm gonna act

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like he exists though, just waking up and just wake

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up in the more than tearing ship up right and

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like being mad about you know what I'm saying, because

480
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.559
because I had an extensive list of the stuff that

481
00:32:35.559 --> 00:32:41.440
I wanted from Santa, right, and like there's a certain days.

482
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.599
Don't even get but I but I got the.

483
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:48.640
Bootleg Virgin you have that ever happened you want to transform,

484
00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:53.400
but you got go bots. You know what I'm saying

485
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:58.400
that It's like I want to I want to I

486
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.319
want to heat, man, I end up getting he bitch,

487
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:03.799
you know what I'm saying. Like but like now you

488
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:08.079
know what I mean? Like that then you know, like

489
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:13.599
like you said, yeah, like damn you know, like like

490
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.400
you know, like like like my mom and my dad

491
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:20.519
was cooking early, but it was always Panilla always.

492
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:23.440
Yeah, like you know, like I wanted.

493
00:33:23.240 --> 00:33:25.759
The cat, I wanted to look, look, I wanted the

494
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:29.759
cabbage patch kids. Yes, and and I and I got

495
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:32.960
what do you call it? What the heck do you

496
00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:33.519
call it?

497
00:33:35.599 --> 00:33:45.279
The garbage pil kids? Okay, I wanted the cabbage.

498
00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:48.160
Passed instead of the cabbage patch kid I got, I

499
00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:57.240
got a Brussels sprouts. But I love me some garbage

500
00:33:57.279 --> 00:33:57.799
pail kids?

501
00:33:57.799 --> 00:33:59.359
What you talking about?

502
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:02.960
The oh Man?

503
00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:03.599
Like?

504
00:34:03.640 --> 00:34:06.640
I remember The Cards, Yo, when that movie came out.

505
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:09.719
How about that?

506
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:10.760
It was terrible?

507
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:14.679
It was bad, it was, but it was it was

508
00:34:14.719 --> 00:34:18.559
one of those like those those massive wrecks where it

509
00:34:18.679 --> 00:34:21.679
was so bad you couldn't earn a way exactly.

510
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:24.480
That's what it was, yo.

511
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:26.360
And yo, you know what, it was so bad that

512
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:31.639
it was pretty good, right, you know, like like that

513
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:34.880
he Man movie, that ship was plumbering, that it was

514
00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:36.920
so bad it was good.

515
00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:45.039
Yeah yeah yeah. Christmas traditions. Yeah all right, so we

516
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.679
got the three three movies of all time, we got

517
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:48.719
the traditions.

518
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.719
So now, but but but but hold on though, like

519
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:55.360
who says die Hard is not a Christmas movie?

520
00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:57.599
Nobody, nobody, nobody, said.

521
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:02.159
That nobody could test anything. Don don't try to my heart.

522
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:03.599
Die Hard was on my list too.

523
00:35:04.679 --> 00:35:10.599
Yeah, yo, listen, man, you know what three seven years

524
00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:17.159
ago today? Well not really, wait, is not christmast bad?

525
00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:18.400
Why I think the scriptures depo?

526
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:25.280
I said, confusing. And it was snowing today.

527
00:35:26.000 --> 00:35:30.000
Yeah. I was snowing here too, a lot. Actually it

528
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:31.239
looks pretty over here.

529
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:40.639
I just pretty over here, you know, like like look,

530
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:42.639
you know what, but the snow histaground and it's white.

531
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.159
It's probably like that, like you know what I'm saying,

532
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.280
like during the duration of the snow, because no one

533
00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:50.440
in two hours later and that white starts turning great

534
00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:51.400
and the next thing, you know.

535
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:57.480
It, Yeah, you know, I go stace over here because

536
00:35:57.480 --> 00:36:04.559
there's a lot of land, so it's a lot of area. Yes,

537
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:06.079
there are deer out here.

538
00:36:06.679 --> 00:36:09.800
So oh all right, so check it.

539
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:10.599
Check it?

540
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:14.199
Yeah, check it one two, one two, check it by

541
00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:21.480
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I got a question.

542
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:24.840
Okay, all right, so.

543
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.239
You know now that now that you know, we got

544
00:36:29.480 --> 00:36:32.320
all four of us in here, which is which is cool?

545
00:36:32.559 --> 00:36:35.639
You know what I'm saying. TG doesn't know how to walk,

546
00:36:36.159 --> 00:36:39.760
but she's feeling better. She's feeling all right. Yep, dog

547
00:36:39.840 --> 00:36:44.599
thought I was here as always. We got dubs, Simon, Phoenix,

548
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:48.320
and Big Coldy on the building. So this is what's up.

549
00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:55.719
Do you think that a forty year old woman's life

550
00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:02.639
starts once she gets into a new relationship meaning meaning

551
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:10.480
meaning that just because she's involved with someone new at

552
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:16.480
that age, that things are gonna be different in her life.

553
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:17.280
Things are going to be.

554
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:19.840
It's gonna be a new chapter. That's it.

555
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:21.920
It's just a new season.

556
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:28.280
But oh, the season, all the season? Oh god, is

557
00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:32.840
it your season or season? Oh jeez? All right? So

558
00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:36.719
me personally, me personally, hold up, Hold up me personally,

559
00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:40.280
because that that was That was something I was. I

560
00:37:40.400 --> 00:37:42.280
was watching the show, and one of the one of

561
00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:46.800
the topics of the show was that a lot of people,

562
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.920
a lot of people seem to think that anybody between

563
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.360
the ages of thirty five, forty five, fifteen above whatever,

564
00:37:55.000 --> 00:38:00.840
that their lives start new, and they think that their

565
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:04.119
lives are gonna be a whole different type of ballgame

566
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:06.440
once they get into a new relationship at that age

567
00:38:06.559 --> 00:38:10.719
and that age group. But me, personally, I feel that

568
00:38:11.760 --> 00:38:14.840
that's not true at all, because you have you have

569
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.119
you have a lifetime of experiences, right, You have a

570
00:38:20.199 --> 00:38:25.880
lifetime of experiences that that you endure throughout throughout that life.

571
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:31.719
And then what ends up happening is you you have

572
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:34.360
to respect that person's journey, you know what I mean.

573
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:39.519
You have you have to respect the fact that they're

574
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:42.920
coming into your life with all that experience, with all

575
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:47.559
that past knowledge and and and all that good ship

576
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:50.119
and all that bad ship too, because everybody has baggage,

577
00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:52.719
you know what I'm saying, especially at our age. But

578
00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.599
you have to respect the journey, that person's journey.

579
00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:59.840
I mean, I think it's a different experience because you

580
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:05.079
usually at this age people they're in their second you know,

581
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:10.159
their second like serious or third serious relationship. But they

582
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:13.599
know more, they have more experience, they you know, they

583
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:18.360
they probably approach the relationship differently because what you need

584
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:22.000
in a relationship in your early twenties and thirties is

585
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:24.920
not what you need in your forties and fifties. I

586
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:28.960
think it's more it's for most it's calmer because now

587
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:31.920
you're focusing on the period of your life where you're

588
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:36.119
looking for peace and tranquility, where in the beginning it

589
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:41.519
was all about the benjamins and maintaining a life where

590
00:39:41.559 --> 00:39:49.000
now it's more about enjoying, hopefully what you have created.

591
00:39:49.920 --> 00:39:51.880
So I think it's it has nothing to do with

592
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.960
life getting better or anything like that. I just think

593
00:39:55.000 --> 00:39:58.199
you approach things differently because of the experience you have.

594
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:03.760
I mean, you could get into your relationship in your

595
00:40:03.880 --> 00:40:07.159
forties and it be the worst fucking time of your life.

596
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:11.199
You don't know, Like, you can't. You can't assume that

597
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:14.320
when you get older things automatically get better or something.

598
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:17.760
But like you just said, it's a journey and I

599
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.639
see it as as your story. So each relationship, each

600
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.679
new venture that you do, each thing that you do

601
00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:28.480
for yourself to grow as a person, is a new chapter.

602
00:40:29.199 --> 00:40:32.920
It's a new uh. You know, it never stops. You

603
00:40:33.039 --> 00:40:37.239
can always improve yourself. You could always uh do something

604
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:41.480
to make your life better that never ends, Like there's

605
00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:47.280
no limit to that. So to think that, like, honestly, yes,

606
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.920
as you get older, your perspective is in a much

607
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:55.960
better place because you've been through things and hopefully grown

608
00:40:56.679 --> 00:41:00.559
through the things and mistakes that you've made. If you're

609
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:02.599
going to keep doing the same shit in your life

610
00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.559
is not going to get better. So It really is

611
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:12.280
personal growth more than anything. But every relationship, every milestone,

612
00:41:12.559 --> 00:41:16.239
every year, it could be a new chapter.

613
00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:17.519
Yeah.

614
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:22.239
And even now, like I'm in my late forties, almost fifties,

615
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:26.559
and what I'm finding now is the guys in that

616
00:41:26.719 --> 00:41:30.400
age bracket are still not grown up. They're still immature.

617
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:34.559
I mean, I have a father who's seventy six years old,

618
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:38.280
and the man is still, you know, walking around like

619
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:41.920
he's a rooster, you know, like he's touching this one

620
00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:45.239
and kissing that one and smelling this one, and you know,

621
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:47.840
he just his birthday was on the sixteenth, and he

622
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:50.920
called me and said and wanted me to order him

623
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:54.119
a bottle of cologne for his birthday. I said, why

624
00:41:54.159 --> 00:41:56.599
you got a hot date? And he's like, I always

625
00:41:56.679 --> 00:42:02.119
got a hot date. I'm like, dude, like give up.

626
00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:05.320
Already, Like I just all he knows.

627
00:42:05.440 --> 00:42:07.920
I think I just got him out of a thirty

628
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:12.760
six year marriage and he's already right. And him and

629
00:42:12.880 --> 00:42:14.920
my brother, oh my goodness, I can't believe it. They're

630
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:18.960
talking about how I guess older women. He was like,

631
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:21.400
why are these ladies getting upset? I told them what

632
00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:24.280
it was when we started, and now they're catching feelings.

633
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:26.079
I'm like, you are seventy six years old.

634
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:28.559
What the fuck?

635
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:33.360
Yeah, Pop, you.

636
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:36.400
Are not laying pipe no more? Like what the hell?

637
00:42:38.039 --> 00:42:41.000
Oh my god. Old people are ready to fight each

638
00:42:41.000 --> 00:42:48.239
other to die together. They're not, like I mean, it's funny. Actually,

639
00:42:48.280 --> 00:42:51.119
when I lived with my grandparents down there, there was

640
00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:57.119
a lot of couples, right, older couples they're widowed or whatever,

641
00:42:57.880 --> 00:43:01.480
and they lived in their own homes. They and I'm

642
00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:06.199
talking a relationship for years. They're together. They don't even

643
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:07.920
live in the same home, and they say it's the

644
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:08.760
best thing in the world.

645
00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:12.719
Right, Well, I mean the nursing homes and things like that,

646
00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:16.360
like the assistant living. There's some of the hottest like.

647
00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:25.719
Oh yeah, STIs are huge group like because they think

648
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:30.719
since they can't get pregnant that they're good. But uh,

649
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:34.719
str has happened just from having sex. So if you're

650
00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:39.960
spreading around doing it with everybody, yeah, everybody's getting the

651
00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:41.000
clap up in that bitch.

652
00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:46.360
Look at Cornal's face, going on, what the fuck is

653
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:47.000
going on here?

654
00:43:48.039 --> 00:43:50.519
Jesus, what else would you do?

655
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:54.880
It's fucking boring and shit, Like what do you have

656
00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:58.039
to look forward to? But the one or two orgasms

657
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.440
you have when you do yo.

658
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:04.239
I just watched the movie with Tommy Lee Jones and

659
00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:10.519
Freeman right where they were in the old Folks Home,

660
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:14.440
and I mean they were literally ready to fight each

661
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:17.280
other just for claim over.

662
00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:18.159
Like Morgan.

663
00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:21.000
Freeman was supposed to be some this like pimp. And

664
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:25.239
the funny thing is he worked at the nursing home.

665
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:29.280
He wasn't even living in there, he worked there. It

666
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.400
was nuts, but it was a good movie though.

667
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:34.880
See if I ever get put a nurse at home,

668
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:40.639
I want to have two women. I promise one's going

669
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.679
to have Parkinson's to the other was gonna have to mention.

670
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.079
The one with the mention is gonna forget that I've

671
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:47.920
cheated on Parkinson's, gonna be shaking all the time. So

672
00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:49.840
it loose my confidence up, you.

673
00:44:49.880 --> 00:44:50.360
Know what I mean?

674
00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:51.079
Thank you.

675
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:54.880
So stupid?

676
00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:01.559
Oh shit, but dam they want like that is senior

677
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:05.039
home forever, bro.

678
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:06.880
You know what, I used to work at a nursing home.

679
00:45:07.199 --> 00:45:09.840
Senior home, same thing, you know what I'm saying, Like

680
00:45:10.800 --> 00:45:14.440
the third floor was it was like you know, saying,

681
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:17.039
like a home. It's part of like nursing home things,

682
00:45:17.039 --> 00:45:19.880
but like other like those are three floors were occupop like,

683
00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:22.360
you know, patients of whatever, you know, strokes and no

684
00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:25.400
old people and all that stuff. The third floor, man,

685
00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:26.960
you know, they be wild.

686
00:45:28.280 --> 00:45:30.440
Arguing. They would come there. They used to come downstairs

687
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.880
with me in the front. That's talking about I can't

688
00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:36.280
stand Rose. She took my wife.

689
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:40.079
Friend Rose and stealing my boyfriends.

690
00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:42.599
I used to be here.

691
00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:44.800
I was like, wait, what you know?

692
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:48.119
You know, you know my mom.

693
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:52.599
Why does T's thing say fat teacher?

694
00:45:57.559 --> 00:46:01.559
Because I am and I and it goes both ways

695
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:05.079
to figure to them literal that is a shame.

696
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:08.199
I'm like, what.

697
00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:11.119
Should say? Can't walk?

698
00:46:11.800 --> 00:46:15.559
Yeah? Oh easy, there you funny guy.

699
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:23.039
So anyway, now.

700
00:46:27.119 --> 00:46:29.440
I don't get it, Well, don't worry about it. You

701
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:32.320
don't need to get it. Just know that this has

702
00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:37.079
been a thing so much so that sitcoms have talked

703
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:39.119
about it. Okay, because there was a Perks and rec

704
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:44.360
episode about this where she tried to teach them about

705
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:49.239
using condoms and the Christian whatever people came in and

706
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:51.760
were like, you can't teach that. You must teach abstinence

707
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:55.960
to old people. Okay, to old people. It was a

708
00:46:56.079 --> 00:46:59.440
hilarious episode. However, it is a real fucking thing.

709
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:03.960
Yeah, it does make It does make a lot of

710
00:47:04.039 --> 00:47:08.800
sense because my uncle, he lives, he lives in PA. Actually,

711
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:14.440
he asked, he's got to be pushing eighty asking me

712
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:16.519
if I can get him Viagara.

713
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:21.599
Yeah. Man, they ain't trying to stop yo.

714
00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:25.239
I walked. I worked at a pharmacy. I was a

715
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:31.000
pharmacy tech. And there was this one dude that he

716
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:35.000
they would get their sialis or you know, like whatever

717
00:47:35.079 --> 00:47:39.559
it was. And then he was European, so anytime he

718
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:43.280
traveled back to his country, he'd be going for like

719
00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:47.960
a month, and he'd come and pay four hundred dollars

720
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.920
for six viagra pills.

721
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:55.239
Damn, oh fuck yep shit.

722
00:47:56.440 --> 00:47:58.400
So it's like when he was going back home, I

723
00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:01.519
guess he had like some young one that he needed

724
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:04.519
the real deal stuff and he paid the four hundred

725
00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:08.079
dollars for those people. Man, But when he was at

726
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:12.320
home with his wife, he oh he was married, took Yeah,

727
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:13.639
he just took the regular.

728
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:24.840
You know, that's horrible as fun as well, it's crazy,

729
00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:26.679
that's fun, but that's funny as hell.

730
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:28.599
Damn.

731
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:29.760
How the fuck?

732
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:33.400
Yeah, and seven dollars on fucking bills.

733
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:38.360
Yeah, yeah, Well these pills out here, even like for

734
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:45.280
necessity are expensive. There's like two medications I'm supposed to

735
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:49.119
be taking. One is a cream. It's almost three hundred dollars.

736
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:55.239
The other one is a pill and it's two hundred

737
00:48:55.239 --> 00:48:58.519
and ninety six dollars. This is for a thirty day supply.

738
00:48:59.440 --> 00:49:00.960
You on our rest.

739
00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:04.360
Bro.

740
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:09.480
I have insurance. I go through the pharmacy through my

741
00:49:09.639 --> 00:49:13.760
job because everything is cheaper through them, and I have

742
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:18.079
like the I signed up for the savings program through

743
00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:23.079
the company because it's a new medication, so there is

744
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:28.679
no generic for it, you understand, and so and because

745
00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:32.239
it isn't like it's not for blood pressure, it's for

746
00:49:32.360 --> 00:49:39.519
my bladder and apparently that's not uh a vital thing

747
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:44.239
or something, I guess, so they see it more as uh.

748
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:48.119
I don't know what words use, like not cosmetic, but

749
00:49:48.199 --> 00:49:50.679
you know what I'm saying, like not medically necessary.

750
00:49:52.320 --> 00:49:54.679
Not oh no, that isn't you know what I'm saying,

751
00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:56.960
that's the human body is necessary?

752
00:49:57.159 --> 00:50:00.119
Well you would, I mean you would think so, but

753
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:02.719
apparently no, I mean the same thing. Like I learned

754
00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:08.800
too that like with my roseatia, my skin condition, there

755
00:50:09.039 --> 00:50:12.760
is treatment that actually works and insurances won't cover it

756
00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:17.960
because it's it's not like roseationha is killing you, but

757
00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:22.559
it is it does affect you, like it hurts sometimes,

758
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:26.840
Like my skin is very sensitive to the sun. If

759
00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:31.880
I drink, I look like a cherry. Like it's it's

760
00:50:31.960 --> 00:50:36.199
not comfortable. Yeah, Like my I have blood vessels like

761
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:41.199
popped all over my face because of the roseatia. That's

762
00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:45.400
what it is. Sometimes there's red bumps. Sometimes it's like acne.

763
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:49.679
But I have the cream for it that works great,

764
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:53.480
But it's like two hundred and something dollars for the cream.

765
00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:55.480
Damn.

766
00:50:56.639 --> 00:51:01.480
Yeah, this is why. Like unfortunately, I am trying to

767
00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:05.760
apply for state insurance as a secondary insurance to see

768
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:08.840
if they could help me, because right now I owe

769
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:17.000
probably like fifteen hundred dollars in medical bills Christmas list. Yes,

770
00:51:17.119 --> 00:51:21.599
I asked Santa to pay my bills and every year

771
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:28.199
he disappoints, so bills are still there. Yeah, it sucks.

772
00:51:28.440 --> 00:51:30.719
Like this is the thing. I took the free insurance

773
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:33.840
at work, the one they pay for that I don't

774
00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:36.559
have to pay into because I went part time because

775
00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:41.039
I want the better insurance. But that would mean like

776
00:51:41.119 --> 00:51:43.920
one hundred and something dollars out of my paycheck right,

777
00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:47.719
and when you have less hours, you're making less money.

778
00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:52.239
You need every dollar. So unfortunately, I have a four

779
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:56.320
thousand dollars deductible, which means I have to pay four

780
00:51:56.440 --> 00:52:01.239
thousand dollars out of pocket before they cover everything. That's

781
00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:03.880
how these things work. A lot of people don't understand

782
00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:05.119
how insurance works.

783
00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:09.199
And you wonder why CEOs are getting gunned down and

784
00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:11.039
broad you know what I'm saying early in the morning.

785
00:52:11.719 --> 00:52:15.679
No, like, like, this is an insurance that is being

786
00:52:15.840 --> 00:52:18.880
paid for by a company, so it's not even free. Okay,

787
00:52:19.039 --> 00:52:24.239
this is a paid insurance, but it has a high deductible.

788
00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:26.480
And the reason why my deductible is high is because

789
00:52:26.559 --> 00:52:29.960
my husband's on it with me. So we have a family.

790
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:33.239
We're considered a family. If not, it would be like

791
00:52:33.519 --> 00:52:36.920
two thousand or something like that. But because it's two

792
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:44.360
of us. Yeah, so and it's just crazy. But uh yeah,

793
00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:47.480
it's just it's crazy to me, like just what they

794
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:52.639
charge for things or what they're trying to charge for things,

795
00:52:53.679 --> 00:52:57.400
And I just I wish people would understand things more.

796
00:52:57.960 --> 00:53:00.760
That shit is outrageous, Like like like, yo, you know what,

797
00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:04.079
you know what I'm disappointed in you just just because

798
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:05.599
he signed. Some call it's.

799
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:10.639
Crazy, outrageous pharmaceutical companies. That's what's outrageous. You get on

800
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:15.599
my box. I totally will, because don't know why we

801
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:21.239
have these issues. You're gonna make medical necessities and things

802
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:26.559
business don't do. Don't do it, don't treat healthcare like

803
00:53:26.639 --> 00:53:29.639
a business, and maybe some of us will actually live.

804
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:32.880
Do you know that we're number forty five on the

805
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:38.360
life expectancy of the fuck earth? Forty Look, it's even worse.

806
00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:41.719
It's even worse that we're forty six. Okay, that these

807
00:53:41.800 --> 00:53:43.719
people aren't even living long.

808
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:49.440
Okay, we are now living hold on though. But as

809
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.960
answer such, that's business. That's a billion dollar corporation, believe.

810
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:52.920
It or not.

811
00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:55.400
I know all these things are. Do you see what

812
00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:59.320
they charge for like a fucking X ray or like

813
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:04.960
just simple things, blood work, whatever, if that shit's not covered.

814
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:08.559
I just saw when I went to urgent care, it

815
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.480
said straight up, if you're self pay walking in, it's

816
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:13.960
one hundred and seventy five dollars.

817
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.639
Bro, I'd rather die walking in.

818
00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:20.679
And this isn't even emergency, this is urgent care. And

819
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:24.360
you've been putting away because we're not gonna stop talking.

820
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:28.559
I don't know, and then the economy is inflated, you

821
00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:30.360
know what I'm saying. The autonomy is a platy too.

822
00:54:30.480 --> 00:54:34.440
So it's like so it's like you know, and you

823
00:54:34.519 --> 00:54:37.880
know what, and I see why, you know, like no

824
00:54:38.039 --> 00:54:40.679
one like no, like the majority of people.

825
00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:43.440
That we're talking now, they're coming at also covering you

826
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:45.920
see right away they know I.

827
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:47.519
Don't even care, you know what I'm saying. They can

828
00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:48.880
kick down my door. What they're gonna do.

829
00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:55.559
You know, you're not taking a lifeline.

830
00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:05.960
You know, broken back and all all up in the snow. Listen, Hey, hey,

831
00:55:06.039 --> 00:55:07.719
but shout out to Luigi.

832
00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:10.440
Though, shout out free Luigi.

833
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:16.800
They were like yo, they were like, yo, who is

834
00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:25.880
that guy? I'm like, that's the real John with since

835
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:27.639
he's a Talian off Wi.

836
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:28.800
Yeah.

837
00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:41.360
The adjuster, the adjuster, so all justice for you.

838
00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:49.719
Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Yeah.

839
00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:51.360
Yeah.

840
00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:56.239
Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to let

841
00:55:56.320 --> 00:56:02.559
everybody know that Christmas is Wednesday. My mother's birthday is

842
00:56:02.679 --> 00:56:08.280
Christmas Eve. My mom's on Christmas, Your mom's on Christmas Day?

843
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:09.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

844
00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:12.679
It's funny because like she celebrates her birthday on January fifth.

845
00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:16.119
But like you know, she was born and yo Nicolaua.

846
00:56:16.199 --> 00:56:21.199
So like the vital the vital record places were closed

847
00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.039
when she was born, they opened back up.

848
00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:28.639
So you know in January and stuff.

849
00:56:28.679 --> 00:56:30.960
So like they had to like travel like you know,

850
00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:34.840
across the country to my lagua or whatever just to

851
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:37.760
get her registered. By the time they got rested, it's

852
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.159
January fifth, although I just put it down the fifth.

853
00:56:41.480 --> 00:56:44.000
Yeah, I heard that about a few people, even in

854
00:56:44.119 --> 00:56:48.320
Cuba or other places. That's happened, where the records by

855
00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:50.360
the time they get the birth to take Like it's

856
00:56:50.360 --> 00:56:53.840
not the same back then as it was now where

857
00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:56.039
you're in a place you give birth and you get

858
00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:59.679
a birth certificate, you know what I'm saying. Like people

859
00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:02.199
had to go back to get their records and stuff,

860
00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:03.199
which is crazy, and you have.

861
00:57:03.280 --> 00:57:04.960
To go to the bottle. You have to go to

862
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:06.519
bottle statistics.

863
00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:10.000
Like where look, this is another human being.

864
00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:18.239
So so all right, so let's let's start with with

865
00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:24.039
lady g here, give me three things on your Christmas

866
00:57:24.119 --> 00:57:24.760
list this year?

867
00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:33.440
Ah, dog, daughter, I don't have a Christmas list.

868
00:57:33.559 --> 00:57:36.079
Well, damn it takes things.

869
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:39.920
Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my cellphone?

870
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.440
Bills?

871
00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:40.840
Can you.

872
00:57:42.679 --> 00:57:44.320
Can you pay my WiFi bill?

873
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:46.719
Boo?

874
00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:52.840
Oh man, I don't even know if you.

875
00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:55.000
Had three things that that you would like to put

876
00:57:55.039 --> 00:57:57.800
on your Christmas list. If if there was a Santa

877
00:57:57.840 --> 00:58:01.360
Claus can tell us, would you tell Sam to bring

878
00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:09.400
you a massage, a spa day? Okay?

879
00:58:09.760 --> 00:58:10.280
Spot day?

880
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:13.199
Ah?

881
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:20.800
New underwear? I felt that.

882
00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:27.440
New socks too, Any new socks to.

883
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:29.320
Day that goes into underwear.

884
00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:33.360
It's raw and socks alright, the whole bangle.

885
00:58:34.199 --> 00:58:34.400
Yeah.

886
00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:37.400
And see.

887
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:40.960
A date.

888
00:58:47.599 --> 00:58:54.840
And a real date, not a fake, not one that's

889
00:58:54.880 --> 00:58:55.800
gonna hurt himself.

890
00:58:55.920 --> 00:58:57.760
And then ghost yeah.

891
00:59:03.719 --> 00:59:09.679
A yo, yo, yeah, I just thought about something right now.

892
00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:12.639
You probably called them music like, well, what's wrong with you?

893
00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:14.480
Mike Tyson?

894
00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:15.840
Thing? I broke my fact?

895
00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:21.800
Yeah? What happened? What? What did your break? Spinal?

896
00:59:23.679 --> 00:59:25.440
That's the you know, that's the clip I play all

897
00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:27.679
the time, like, you know, to joke around with myself

898
00:59:28.480 --> 00:59:31.960
about all my back Yeah.

899
00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:34.480
Like like yo, you know what, like I have to

900
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:35.119
make a joke.

901
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:38.119
What about you? TG?

902
00:59:38.880 --> 00:59:41.519
What was the question again? What about my Christmas list?

903
00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:47.159
What's on my Christmas list? Oof? I have a long one?

904
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:52.960
Notice that is something we don't want to know about

905
00:59:53.199 --> 01:00:01.039
is that the request you want? No, let's not.

906
01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:02.639
I'm good.

907
01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:09.800
I'm good. Sometimes the long one doesn't work out the

908
01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:17.239
way we think, all right, So so I would love

909
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:19.840
a trip, a trip to anywhere. I would love to

910
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:21.960
go to Jamaica. I know somebody who's gone there twice

911
01:00:21.960 --> 01:00:26.039
and I'm like really jealous because I have hell you

912
01:00:30.519 --> 01:00:32.760
so much chocolate and we down there.

913
01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:37.519
Long.

914
01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:53.960
Oh God, definitely, Uh honestly, if if it's going to

915
01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:57.800
Santa right, then it could be anything. So I'll do

916
01:00:57.880 --> 01:01:01.280
a trip. I need a car for sure, because I

917
01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:04.360
have a feeling i'm gonna need a car the next

918
01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:08.760
year or so, so that would be nice. And I

919
01:01:08.880 --> 01:01:11.639
too would like a spa day that, you know, just

920
01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:16.320
the all inclusive makes me feel good. No, I'm not

921
01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.480
saying happy ending. I'm just saying like it just has

922
01:01:19.599 --> 01:01:25.599
to be head to toe abasing, you know, but my

923
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:27.360
ankles first.

924
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:32.719
I remember, I remember I got a massage and not

925
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:36.599
a happy ending, like like it was literally that a massage. Spot.

926
01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:37.639
No, I'm serious.

927
01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:40.760
But you know going in, did you know going in

928
01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:45.760
that that's what it was going to be? Don't lie,

929
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:51.719
don't lie, yo, yo, you know you was going in

930
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:53.920
and they were gonna be happy ending and you were

931
01:01:53.920 --> 01:01:54.960
gonna say ease.

932
01:01:56.679 --> 01:01:58.400
You know, I mean, I mean, look at you, of

933
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:06.199
course go now. Of course someone down in foot crashes

934
01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:07.639
of course to me.

935
01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:09.639
Are happy. And it would have been a fucking bowl

936
01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:11.679
of beef and broccoli vegetables.

937
01:02:17.840 --> 01:02:19.920
Like keep rubbing my back while I eat.

938
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:22.599
That's that would have been a great happy for me.

939
01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:27.280
What what me?

940
01:02:28.480 --> 01:02:29.039
Three things?

941
01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:30.760
Three gifts.

942
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:36.519
Adamantium for my spinal of course. But don't worry, no boy,

943
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:43.519
I wanted the ship Woo Maine got adam spinem.

944
01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:49.119
Right, that would be awesome. Actually, I think bad people

945
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.440
will sign up, like I'm in for.

946
01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:53.360
Real, I'm so in.

947
01:02:58.239 --> 01:03:00.079
That's one of my people used to be happy. I

948
01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:01.960
want everyone to be happy. I want everyone to wake

949
01:03:02.039 --> 01:03:04.639
up Christmas. You know what I'm saying, happy and stuff.

950
01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:06.000
You know what I'm saying.

951
01:03:06.039 --> 01:03:11.000
That's two and the last one is a you know

952
01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:13.639
what I'm saying, like.

953
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:18.320
Twenty five grand drops from my pocket right now? That

954
01:03:18.360 --> 01:03:22.840
would be great, you know what I'm saying. You know,

955
01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:27.119
because like I got deals, I want to pay them

956
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:27.480
all for it.

957
01:03:30.440 --> 01:03:30.880
I hear that.

958
01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:36.000
Yeah, that'll that will definitely help that ship out, right.

959
01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:40.199
Oh oh oh, you know what, and if it was

960
01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:43.639
like some awesome genie ship, if I can have all

961
01:03:43.719 --> 01:03:48.400
my deceleased loved ones back for one day, you know

962
01:03:48.440 --> 01:03:48.800
what I'm saying.

963
01:03:48.840 --> 01:03:52.320
But the understanding that they have to go, that's them.

964
01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.800
That's not Santa, that's not Sata's department.

965
01:03:55.880 --> 01:04:01.519
Oh that's nechromancy. All right, My bad, I'm sorry. I

966
01:04:01.599 --> 01:04:04.599
mean I mean Satan, Santa. They all sound the same.

967
01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:12.159
True. Yeah, I definitely be giving a call to Satan.

968
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:15.280
Tell him. I said, what's up to my mom's today?

969
01:04:15.480 --> 01:04:18.679
Is her birthday? Would have been her birthday? Actually it

970
01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:21.400
was just a movie out with Jack Black about that

971
01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:26.079
but what oh yes, where he plays kid wrote uh

972
01:04:28.360 --> 01:04:31.760
he wrote instead of Santa, yes, because he's like dyslexic

973
01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:32.400
or something.

974
01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:34.719
Damn.

975
01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:40.599
Speaking of speaking of Jack Black, I saw Topic Thunder

976
01:04:40.679 --> 01:04:41.079
the other.

977
01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:42.960
Day, right, Oh my god, I love that movie.

978
01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:48.159
Oh man, you know what Tom Cruise man like, show

979
01:04:48.320 --> 01:04:52.079
that on the phone. But when it's a white yeah,

980
01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:53.880
we hold him hostage. Yeah.

981
01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:54.519
He was like.

982
01:05:02.920 --> 01:05:07.639
Yo, yo yo, I was rolling. I was like yo

983
01:05:08.199 --> 01:05:10.679
every time. Every time, I like, there was a certain

984
01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:13.880
part that you're saying that that particular spot in a

985
01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:17.679
movie always has me laughing hard.

986
01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:20.519
Like you know, and it's like and it's always on point,

987
01:05:20.639 --> 01:05:23.039
like it's like to me that that would probably be

988
01:05:23.079 --> 01:05:28.320
funny to me, you know, like it's just what man,

989
01:05:28.639 --> 01:05:30.519
you know what I'm saying that black fool too.

990
01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:38.280
Yeah, all right, so my my my three would be, oh.

991
01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:43.360
Yeah, do you want a puppy?

992
01:05:43.639 --> 01:05:51.360
I don't want a puppy, man, your can.

993
01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:55.159
I don't want a cat. If anybody wants to give

994
01:05:55.199 --> 01:05:56.079
me a cat, you got.

995
01:05:56.079 --> 01:05:58.199
A cat on the screen right now? What the are

996
01:05:58.239 --> 01:05:58.800
you talking about?

997
01:05:59.280 --> 01:05:59.760
One another?

998
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:03.480
He wants a hamber he'll pay us Tuesday.

999
01:06:08.840 --> 01:06:12.039
Ship. No real I want Let me see if I

1000
01:06:12.159 --> 01:06:16.400
had if I had three three or three things. First thing,

1001
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:22.960
not a wooman no, no.

1002
01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:26.840
No one the way like x men.

1003
01:06:27.760 --> 01:06:40.280
Oh geez, anyway, transformers, tickets to I wanna. I need

1004
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:44.719
a car. I want a car, definitely a car. I wanna.

1005
01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:51.000
I want my kids and grandkids to be healthy and

1006
01:06:51.440 --> 01:06:54.239
and you know, be happy and healthy. You know what

1007
01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:54.639
I'm saying?

1008
01:06:56.599 --> 01:07:00.679
All right, all right, right, so happy like he said, okay,

1009
01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:03.719
then we'll take that as an answer acceptable.

1010
01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:05.599
And then.

1011
01:07:07.559 --> 01:07:10.880
I want no, I don't want to be spay.

1012
01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:15.039
Want he wants to be treated at the gimp and

1013
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:23.760
both fiction Jesus and domination.

1014
01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:34.039
Went too far, too far.

1015
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:40.039
No, the last the last thing, which is which is

1016
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:50.800
I want uh Leonardo Ninja Turtle my grandson. I'll tell

1017
01:07:50.800 --> 01:07:57.360
you why. I'll tell you why because my oldest daughter,

1018
01:07:59.000 --> 01:08:04.159
she's having her she scheduled her c section for the

1019
01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:10.480
sixth of January. Boy, she's having a boy. And she

1020
01:08:10.719 --> 01:08:15.079
had a she had a dream that she was she

1021
01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:17.960
was playing or she was playing with the little boy,

1022
01:08:18.000 --> 01:08:21.560
and the little boy was playing with the Leonardo Ninja Turtle.

1023
01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:25.079
So she's gonna she's gonna name him Leo.

1024
01:08:26.119 --> 01:08:26.760
Oh cute.

1025
01:08:27.720 --> 01:08:32.279
So I want to get I want to get one

1026
01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:35.720
of those huge Well it could be a stuff then,

1027
01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:38.319
or it could be the because i've seen I've seen them.

1028
01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:44.119
Like five blow has like Ninja Turtle plushies and stuff

1029
01:08:44.199 --> 01:08:46.239
like that. Yeah, so I want to get a bunch

1030
01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:48.760
of But that's not what you want from Santa.

1031
01:08:49.199 --> 01:08:50.680
Yeah, I want Standy to give it to me so

1032
01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:51.239
I can give it a.

1033
01:08:54.520 --> 01:09:01.399
Wow, he's like that for your two front teeth.

1034
01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:15.199
Oh shit, I don't see all that is cute though,

1035
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:17.880
that's cool. She had a dream and that's how she

1036
01:09:18.039 --> 01:09:18.960
got the baby's name.

1037
01:09:20.159 --> 01:09:28.800
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a miracle baby because you know,

1038
01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:35.520
she was she was told that she couldn't have she

1039
01:09:35.680 --> 01:09:37.960
was there was like a ninety percent chance she couldn't

1040
01:09:38.119 --> 01:09:41.600
have another baby because she had had emergency surgery and

1041
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:42.880
had some stuff removed.

1042
01:09:43.119 --> 01:09:50.000
Oh wow, and then bam. I was like, wow, fuck you.

1043
01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:52.560
This was meant to happen. It was God's will.

1044
01:09:54.680 --> 01:09:59.840
The body is so amazing sometimes, yeah, you heard of it.

1045
01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:03.239
There's a lot of stories of people who like struggle

1046
01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:06.920
to get pregnant, they wind up adopting, they wind up

1047
01:10:06.960 --> 01:10:12.600
getting pregnant, you know, like it's just it's just interesting.

1048
01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:15.920
I think stress though, has a lot to do with that.

1049
01:10:17.279 --> 01:10:20.000
Like like my girls, she has on pc os, right,

1050
01:10:20.319 --> 01:10:21.640
she was supposed to get pregnant.

1051
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:30.720
Yeah, I came, you know, was like, let me you

1052
01:10:31.039 --> 01:10:33.760
wrong and show you how.

1053
01:10:35.119 --> 01:10:39.520
I'm like, hell, you know what, Yeah, I'm undeployed works,

1054
01:10:43.279 --> 01:10:44.920
you know what I mean.

1055
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:48.680
It's it's not impossible to get pregnant with pc O S.

1056
01:10:48.800 --> 01:10:52.119
It's just harder to get pregnant with pc O S

1057
01:10:52.279 --> 01:10:56.079
because one of the issues with that, because I also

1058
01:10:56.199 --> 01:11:04.079
have this, is the hormonal levels and not menstruating monthly

1059
01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:06.279
like one is supposed to so.

1060
01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:09.680
Then and and then like you know, like she had

1061
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:12.199
like like all right, you know what show move died

1062
01:11:12.199 --> 01:11:14.720
that given birth? Like she was really like hemorrhaging.

1063
01:11:15.239 --> 01:11:16.880
Oh wow, that's reading.

1064
01:11:20.039 --> 01:11:23.119
Yeah, you know like like you know, like like seeing

1065
01:11:23.199 --> 01:11:26.039
that you know what I'm saying. Like I was like, yeah,

1066
01:11:26.079 --> 01:11:28.159
come on, man, you know what I'm saying, like like yell,

1067
01:11:28.239 --> 01:11:28.479
you know what.

1068
01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:30.840
The first thing I thought to my mind is like,

1069
01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:32.119
so this is you know what I'm saying, So this

1070
01:11:32.119 --> 01:11:35.600
is my payback for you know what I'm saying leaving

1071
01:11:35.680 --> 01:11:38.479
my other two kids. Well, I mean like having my

1072
01:11:38.520 --> 01:11:42.640
other two kids mothers be single moms. You know what

1073
01:11:42.640 --> 01:11:44.760
I'm saying Like that, that's the first thing I thought about.

1074
01:11:44.840 --> 01:11:45.680
I started crying.

1075
01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:51.399
No, I'm glad she's heid, you know, like other than that,

1076
01:11:51.560 --> 01:11:54.359
I mean like she wants to have another one. Now,

1077
01:11:54.359 --> 01:12:01.359
I'm like, that's fun.

1078
01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:04.640
So basically you're telling us that you're gonna have another.

1079
01:12:06.680 --> 01:12:09.039
That's what I'm think. And I'm like he's over here laughing,

1080
01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:10.560
but he knows he's gonna do it.

1081
01:12:11.079 --> 01:12:14.920
Oh boy, yeah, you.

1082
01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:16.560
Know you know what that's on.

1083
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:18.000
God wants that to happen.

1084
01:12:22.000 --> 01:12:22.439
Exactly.

1085
01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:26.239
I ain't gotta do it doing fucking science and you're

1086
01:12:26.319 --> 01:12:31.920
fucking sperm hitting the right egg. Okay, you know what, I.

1087
01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:33.279
Hope you know I'm saying like I hope it's a

1088
01:12:33.520 --> 01:12:34.640
voice of me. So you know what I'm saying. I

1089
01:12:34.680 --> 01:12:37.520
can close out the factory permanently, you know, because then

1090
01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:38.119
I have a boy.

1091
01:12:38.199 --> 01:12:43.000
Girl there is yep, maybe.

1092
01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:44.640
We'll see.

1093
01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:49.840
So basically, steer Saya, bring him a boy.

1094
01:12:52.359 --> 01:12:55.640
Listen, girl, were just like, you know, away all over again,

1095
01:12:57.239 --> 01:12:58.439
because I ain't dealing with females.

1096
01:12:58.560 --> 01:13:01.479
I'm no, No, I think you need another girl in

1097
01:13:01.560 --> 01:13:04.399
your life, so that it's all three women. Oh and

1098
01:13:04.560 --> 01:13:07.560
the dog right, The dog is also are the cat

1099
01:13:07.680 --> 01:13:12.680
is also right, and the cat So all the ladies.

1100
01:13:12.840 --> 01:13:14.239
That's what you need in your life.

1101
01:13:14.680 --> 01:13:15.239
All that.

1102
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:18.119
I wish all that on you.

1103
01:13:18.439 --> 01:13:18.479
No.

1104
01:13:24.520 --> 01:13:26.640
Now, that's what you can start saying to people that

1105
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:32.039
you don't like, start dreaming ship like, oh it could

1106
01:13:32.079 --> 01:13:34.520
be this all this, Oh I wish it all for you.

1107
01:13:37.359 --> 01:13:40.479
It sounds nice, but it's kind of fucked up. It's like, damn,

1108
01:13:40.600 --> 01:13:44.359
you want that from me? That's not nice. Oh yeah,

1109
01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:50.600
but Sanda, please bring thank you.

1110
01:13:55.960 --> 01:13:58.920
I said you wanted to live that.

1111
01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:06.359
Sorry, you got the whole they all over. That's unsolerible.

1112
01:14:07.119 --> 01:14:12.920
Oh lord, one saying the pussy that were running around

1113
01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:14.359
here smacking the dog be shutting.

1114
01:14:15.560 --> 01:14:20.800
Oh my god, these cats are crazy hilarious.

1115
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:23.960
Those cat videos are funny as fun I love them.

1116
01:14:24.199 --> 01:14:29.239
I saw one yesterday. Are these two cats fighting on

1117
01:14:29.359 --> 01:14:31.640
top of one of their little perch things where they

1118
01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:34.159
hang out at. Yeah, and they were fighting and one

1119
01:14:34.199 --> 01:14:35.720
of them said, Scar save me.

1120
01:14:39.079 --> 01:14:41.920
Oh god. I love the ones that have like people

1121
01:14:42.039 --> 01:14:46.239
talking and say you ship like, there's so many it's great.

1122
01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:51.720
They do such super ship sometimes, Oh, Scar save me.

1123
01:14:51.840 --> 01:14:53.479
And the cat was smacked him and he said.

1124
01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:56.439
Oh, you know what, I love. But like he was

1125
01:14:56.600 --> 01:14:58.479
grabbing cast by the tailor and just like linging them

1126
01:14:58.479 --> 01:14:59.439
around talks to them.

1127
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:02.439
No, that's not funny. I know.

1128
01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:04.640
I wanted to sun up the whole vibe.

1129
01:15:11.079 --> 01:15:12.680
In my head. I'm like, Yo, why the fuck is

1130
01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:15.199
somebody spitting a cap by his tail that's sucked up?

1131
01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:23.399
NA, that's kind of He's like, damn, his humor went

1132
01:15:23.479 --> 01:15:24.880
the wrong way real quick.

1133
01:15:25.239 --> 01:15:26.880
I don't want this. Puts it, damn it.

1134
01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:30.119
Ship.

1135
01:15:31.000 --> 01:15:33.000
This is the wrong pussy. Get the funk out of here.

1136
01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:38.439
Oh man, oh ship, I keep.

1137
01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:42.840
Yeah, yeah, I know, and look at us.

1138
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:45.720
We're so cool.

1139
01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:46.840
Yeah, we are cool.

1140
01:15:47.119 --> 01:15:49.439
I know we got something to do. At least we are.

1141
01:15:50.279 --> 01:15:51.399
We are this ship.

1142
01:15:52.560 --> 01:15:52.720
Nah.

1143
01:15:52.800 --> 01:15:55.239
But yo, it's still snowing.

1144
01:15:57.439 --> 01:15:58.399
I can't I can't.

1145
01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:03.399
Know what what it is like it's knowing, but like

1146
01:16:04.479 --> 01:16:06.239
it's not sticking to the ground like you know, it's

1147
01:16:06.279 --> 01:16:10.640
just no shops mm hmm. And to thank Sundays Sundays,

1148
01:16:10.640 --> 01:16:14.800
the weddes shortest, stay the way Sunday on Monday.

1149
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:26.920
And then whatever it is it is Sunday Sunday, some

1150
01:16:27.159 --> 01:16:30.840
going down at three o'clock at three o'clock and afternoon mhm.

1151
01:16:31.239 --> 01:16:41.800
The winter solstice. Yep, can't get any after that. So

1152
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:45.880
you we're okay, we're moving in the right direction. And

1153
01:16:46.000 --> 01:16:49.159
there is finally there is talk again about getting rid

1154
01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:53.399
of the daylight Savings time thing, which I really do

1155
01:16:53.520 --> 01:16:56.399
hope they do because I'm over this ship. Just keep

1156
01:16:56.439 --> 01:17:00.960
it the regular time. Stop making it be long darkness.

1157
01:17:02.039 --> 01:17:05.800
Uh at five o'clock when people are getting out of

1158
01:17:06.319 --> 01:17:11.239
it's fucking crazy, Like, yo, you know what why, Like

1159
01:17:11.359 --> 01:17:14.479
who signed up for it to be darker earlier? They're like, oh,

1160
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:19.039
well it would be darkerly sure, less time. I'm so excited.

1161
01:17:20.680 --> 01:17:24.119
Knew what it was, right, do it for me?

1162
01:17:25.199 --> 01:17:28.520
Whatever. We don't do that for the longest.

1163
01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:31.119
Yeah, we don't farm anymore.

1164
01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:32.119
We do.

1165
01:17:37.159 --> 01:17:43.880
Food just actually appears these days. Yeah farms, what's that? No,

1166
01:17:44.159 --> 01:17:46.680
the cord is just it just shows up.

1167
01:17:47.960 --> 01:17:49.439
Man, we don't no more.

1168
01:17:50.279 --> 01:17:55.520
Here, my goodness, coup be here. I'll show you all

1169
01:17:55.600 --> 01:17:56.239
the farms.

1170
01:17:57.159 --> 01:17:57.399
Yeah.

1171
01:17:58.319 --> 01:18:02.960
Well well yo, yo ya your hold on though.

1172
01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:03.800
You know what I'm saying.

1173
01:18:03.800 --> 01:18:06.479
We complaining about the dark, but imagine living in Barrow, Alaska.

1174
01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:10.880
Know where the sun is out and also it's darkness.

1175
01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.319
Don't they have like six months all sun six months

1176
01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:16.399
or whatever it is. I don't know, it's more than

1177
01:18:16.520 --> 01:18:16.960
enough time.

1178
01:18:18.359 --> 01:18:20.720
Not like Yo, the last time I think the someone

1179
01:18:20.800 --> 01:18:22.039
down was like around November.

1180
01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:25.039
Yeah, November. It's not going to be back up till

1181
01:18:25.079 --> 01:18:26.960
like January, February.

1182
01:18:27.520 --> 01:18:28.359
February around there.

1183
01:18:28.680 --> 01:18:32.359
Yeah, living but like the thing is, like, you know,

1184
01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:34.479
they got the midnight sun and everything and all that too,

1185
01:18:34.720 --> 01:18:36.479
but you know what the prom is a living up there,

1186
01:18:37.239 --> 01:18:40.720
it's never above thirty two degrees rarely.

1187
01:18:43.079 --> 01:18:48.479
Well, Benfransville is dead and yeah, and his one hundred dollars,

1188
01:18:48.520 --> 01:18:59.000
don't even mis ship anymore. So frankly, Benjamin Franklins, he

1189
01:18:59.399 --> 01:19:01.119
doing all it anymore for us?

1190
01:19:01.960 --> 01:19:05.560
Yo, yo. You know Donjamin Franklin's work in Canada eighty

1191
01:19:05.640 --> 01:19:06.159
five dollars.

1192
01:19:06.960 --> 01:19:10.359
So we can't we can't even we're sad.

1193
01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:14.840
You can't even Sadent Franklin can't even keep it one hundred.

1194
01:19:18.680 --> 01:19:22.000
He's not his own worth, damn him. This is some

1195
01:19:22.239 --> 01:19:25.079
ship telling you we're dying all young, and we and

1196
01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:26.279
our money worthship.

1197
01:19:27.399 --> 01:19:37.640
He sucked all right, you know what? Yeah, what's up?

1198
01:19:37.720 --> 01:19:40.439
Does ah?

1199
01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.159
No, one's not talking about the alien of bation that's

1200
01:19:44.199 --> 01:19:47.800
going on with ship because.

1201
01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:50.119
Everyone's talking about the drones are their droves. There's no

1202
01:19:50.359 --> 01:19:54.720
answers for the drones. I hope they're aliens and people

1203
01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:57.640
are finally seeing them because they've been around for this

1204
01:19:57.760 --> 01:20:03.840
whole goddamn time. My radiation go for it.

1205
01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:07.439
My my opinion is that you know what they came

1206
01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:12.359
down so we knew their other season of the reality

1207
01:20:12.399 --> 01:20:14.119
show called Earth Right.

1208
01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:18.520
Or whatever right, you know what I mean? Because like

1209
01:20:19.199 --> 01:20:22.479
you know what I'm saying, Like, if there's aliens around,

1210
01:20:22.520 --> 01:20:23.079
you know what I'm saying.

1211
01:20:23.159 --> 01:20:29.520
They know that the most un serious species in the galaxy.

1212
01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:31.760
Serious.

1213
01:20:32.880 --> 01:20:36.319
Yeah, look man, you know what their advanced.

1214
01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:40.439
Right now? Yo, you know what you could be in

1215
01:20:40.439 --> 01:20:45.079
the list of alien invasion is right? And I shipped

1216
01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:46.920
you now and you know when I should you that.

1217
01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:49.520
We'll be taking selfieus about about annihilation?

1218
01:20:50.399 --> 01:20:51.039
Want to look good?

1219
01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:55.600
Did you that movies? Don't look up? Watch the movie

1220
01:20:57.119 --> 01:21:00.560
and you saw how she was actually happening, and everybody

1221
01:21:00.760 --> 01:21:03.760
saw with their own eyes but still believed whatever the

1222
01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:06.680
fuck they people were telling them on the news. This

1223
01:21:06.920 --> 01:21:10.199
is literally like yeah, when I watched that movie, I

1224
01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:12.720
was like, oh man, this is like what's happening today?

1225
01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:16.319
This is not cool? Like things are in people's faces

1226
01:21:16.439 --> 01:21:18.600
and they're still just like what what is it?

1227
01:21:19.880 --> 01:21:21.840
Yeah? That's that's young cats.

1228
01:21:21.880 --> 01:21:24.079
I don't know that the aliens.

1229
01:21:30.199 --> 01:21:34.039
You know what I'm saying, like like what like like

1230
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:37.840
like you know what, it's so easy to copy humans,

1231
01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:41.520
you know I'm saying. You know what I mean, it's

1232
01:21:41.600 --> 01:21:44.479
easy to copy humans work from the inside.

1233
01:21:46.279 --> 01:21:48.720
I mean there's another movie on Netflix about that. How

1234
01:21:48.760 --> 01:21:51.680
you can help we can start a similar real sim

1235
01:21:51.760 --> 01:21:54.560
of war. I'm telling you definitely, why are we making movies?

1236
01:21:54.600 --> 01:21:58.239
You're showing people what the what to do. It's like, oh,

1237
01:21:58.279 --> 01:22:01.000
you want to take out the USA check get real easy?

1238
01:22:01.880 --> 01:22:05.880
Like oh man, yeah, bro, you.

1239
01:22:05.920 --> 01:22:09.640
Know I'm saying like like I'm telling you man like

1240
01:22:10.039 --> 01:22:12.840
you know Americans and just you know, saying humans in general,

1241
01:22:12.920 --> 01:22:19.439
man like really like really the most unserious specie. We

1242
01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:20.520
don't take nothing suits.

1243
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:23.960
I mean, there are some of us out there who do,

1244
01:22:24.399 --> 01:22:26.000
but not enough people do.

1245
01:22:27.840 --> 01:22:31.520
It's beginning to look a lot like this might hurt.

1246
01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:39.520
Right before that.

1247
01:22:40.880 --> 01:22:44.039
All right, so so pep, so peep this up, yes

1248
01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:48.680
really quick around the room with two things before we

1249
01:22:48.880 --> 01:22:55.000
ended tonight. The first thing is one movie you want

1250
01:22:55.119 --> 01:22:58.479
someone to you want the fans to watch during the

1251
01:22:58.560 --> 01:23:01.720
Christmas vacation. Does that have to be a Christmas movie?

1252
01:23:01.800 --> 01:23:04.640
Doesn't have to be. This is the film that you

1253
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:08.359
think they should watch if they haven't seen already. I'm

1254
01:23:08.399 --> 01:23:10.119
going to start with Dubbs first.

1255
01:23:12.840 --> 01:23:13.960
I'm not a movie guy, bro.

1256
01:23:15.279 --> 01:23:17.920
Movie Yeah, this is a tough one. I don't know

1257
01:23:18.119 --> 01:23:19.600
names of movies not bad?

1258
01:23:20.600 --> 01:23:23.680
All right? So all right, all right, so all right, now,

1259
01:23:23.760 --> 01:23:24.840
all right, how.

1260
01:23:24.800 --> 01:23:27.279
About how about you just tell us a movie that

1261
01:23:27.399 --> 01:23:28.960
you think that we should watch?

1262
01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:31.720
All right, all right, all right, I'll do that. I'll

1263
01:23:31.760 --> 01:23:39.319
do that. I'll do that. Okay. So Vanilla Sky.

1264
01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:42.560
A good one. That's a good movie.

1265
01:23:42.560 --> 01:23:43.760
One, that's a good one.

1266
01:23:44.199 --> 01:23:44.399
Yeah.

1267
01:23:44.439 --> 01:23:48.079
Yeah. And and for anybody who hasn't seen Another Sky,

1268
01:23:48.279 --> 01:23:49.840
it's a mind fuck go watch it.

1269
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:52.119
Yeah, like my support.

1270
01:23:55.880 --> 01:23:57.840
And that's when that's when it sucked me up. I

1271
01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:00.239
was like, Yo, what the fuck is going on here? Yo?

1272
01:24:00.560 --> 01:24:01.000
For real?

1273
01:24:02.279 --> 01:24:04.840
You know, I don't want to there's a lot of good,

1274
01:24:05.079 --> 01:24:09.920
actual like sci fi movies like that that like Minority

1275
01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:14.279
Report like things like that. That kind of scared me

1276
01:24:14.319 --> 01:24:16.840
because I'm like, oh God, you're seeing some of the

1277
01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:22.079
ship that they were like fantasizing about in these movies

1278
01:24:22.960 --> 01:24:25.720
that you know, what society is going to look like,

1279
01:24:26.439 --> 01:24:29.359
and it's going in that direction. And it's kind of like, oh,

1280
01:24:29.640 --> 01:24:30.279
I don't like this.

1281
01:24:31.560 --> 01:24:32.119
While we're at it.

1282
01:24:32.680 --> 01:24:34.039
While we're at it, you know what I'm saying. Since

1283
01:24:34.079 --> 01:24:39.840
we're on that level, they live Piper and I must

1284
01:24:39.840 --> 01:24:40.720
have named Keith David.

1285
01:24:41.479 --> 01:24:49.560
That's a good one. Yeah, Yeah, that's bro bro, you.

1286
01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:50.439
Know writing paper.

1287
01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:53.039
He was like, yeah, we're making a movie. He was like,

1288
01:24:53.119 --> 01:24:54.359
you know what, it wasn't even a movie to me.

1289
01:24:54.399 --> 01:24:59.960
It was a documentary and I'm like, uh huh, I mean,

1290
01:25:01.159 --> 01:25:01.800
where's the lie?

1291
01:25:02.600 --> 01:25:08.640
Mm hmm. I like series more than movies, like limited series.

1292
01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:09.920
I got I got one for you.

1293
01:25:10.560 --> 01:25:11.359
What have you seen?

1294
01:25:11.760 --> 01:25:12.760
Have you seen since eight?

1295
01:25:14.920 --> 01:25:15.560
Sense eight?

1296
01:25:16.800 --> 01:25:17.520
Since eight?

1297
01:25:18.039 --> 01:25:18.079
No?

1298
01:25:18.800 --> 01:25:20.880
No, it's on Netflix. Check it out.

1299
01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:24.479
I think you told me about that one. Have you

1300
01:25:24.560 --> 01:25:28.479
seen The Madness on Netflix? No?

1301
01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:29.720
Sounds like a condom.

1302
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:37.479
No, not magnum the Madness. The Madness does not sound

1303
01:25:37.600 --> 01:25:38.279
like a condom.

1304
01:25:39.560 --> 01:25:42.520
I haven't haven't seen that, loco.

1305
01:25:46.079 --> 01:25:48.159
Yeah, I'm gonna have to check in on you, sir.

1306
01:25:50.239 --> 01:25:50.520
You know what.

1307
01:25:50.880 --> 01:25:52.600
And it's crazy.

1308
01:25:54.680 --> 01:25:56.840
I like to have a moment of silence because twenty

1309
01:25:56.920 --> 01:26:01.039
years ago today man's dringle belt passed away.

1310
01:26:05.800 --> 01:26:09.680
Yeah, okay, now for him?

1311
01:26:10.000 --> 01:26:13.680
Sorry, all right, So check out real quick, so real quick,

1312
01:26:14.119 --> 01:26:14.760
so real quick.

1313
01:26:14.800 --> 01:26:15.039
We did.

1314
01:26:15.079 --> 01:26:17.600
All right, Go watch Vanilla Skuy, watch those those shows

1315
01:26:17.600 --> 01:26:20.279
that we talked about on Netflix. Now for the fans

1316
01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:24.800
of the show, the bottom of the screen are the

1317
01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:29.840
email addresses of all the co hosts in the show.

1318
01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:33.159
On the show, if you have any kind of question,

1319
01:26:33.279 --> 01:26:36.079
and if you need to question, advice, whatever it is

1320
01:26:36.199 --> 01:26:39.600
you want to do, whatever it is, you can speak

1321
01:26:39.680 --> 01:26:44.119
directly to your co host of choice. The emails are

1322
01:26:44.159 --> 01:26:45.760
on the bottom of the screen. They will get They

1323
01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:48.239
will get to you as soon as they get the emails,

1324
01:26:48.840 --> 01:26:51.800
So just just go ahead. Those are the emails on

1325
01:26:51.880 --> 01:26:55.680
the bottom. Any co hosts you want to talk to directly,

1326
01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:59.640
you can. I'm gonna let that it's been running the

1327
01:26:59.640 --> 01:27:02.680
whole day show, so if you down and get to

1328
01:27:02.720 --> 01:27:05.960
get to it. So we had a couple more minutes left,

1329
01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:09.119
so copy down an email and hit a hit up,

1330
01:27:09.199 --> 01:27:12.199
hit up your your your favorite host directly, and.

1331
01:27:13.439 --> 01:27:17.000
No dick picks unless then if you are gonna sends,

1332
01:27:17.439 --> 01:27:19.840
they need to be really good. They gotta be good

1333
01:27:21.279 --> 01:27:41.880
long one. Gotta be a long one, creativity and impressed men.

1334
01:27:43.640 --> 01:27:47.680
But also know what I'm saying, I want like I

1335
01:27:47.760 --> 01:27:48.560
really know what I'm saying.

1336
01:27:48.600 --> 01:27:53.159
Seriously, I want to see restede to Bradley Henny Cunningham,

1337
01:27:53.720 --> 01:27:58.800
brad honeying hand. He passed away two weeks ago. That

1338
01:27:58.920 --> 01:28:02.159
was like, that was like my son right from the

1339
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:06.439
most Cycle Club passed away, you know, in the tragic accident.

1340
01:28:07.119 --> 01:28:08.640
You know, he was a cool dude, Like he was

1341
01:28:08.960 --> 01:28:11.520
like an if for my son, you know, like you know,

1342
01:28:11.640 --> 01:28:15.239
like riding around and all that stuff, and I wanted

1343
01:28:15.239 --> 01:28:17.319
to shout out, you know, rescipe, you know what I'm saying,

1344
01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:22.159
And so Lamar Lamarck Knight and his brother Darrel as well,

1345
01:28:23.039 --> 01:28:25.439
like all three of them passed away, you know, that

1346
01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:32.199
car accident, you know, like yeah, you know, you know,

1347
01:28:32.279 --> 01:28:34.560
like like yo, like my son took that really hard

1348
01:28:34.800 --> 01:28:36.760
because like he was, he was cool, boll three of them.

1349
01:28:37.399 --> 01:28:39.560
Like then, I was just talking to him the thing

1350
01:28:40.079 --> 01:28:42.159
which was to hang out today I'll get a phone call.

1351
01:28:43.279 --> 01:28:48.560
I was like, wow, you know, like so you know

1352
01:28:48.600 --> 01:28:49.960
what I'm saying, Like he was a cool dude. Man,

1353
01:28:50.000 --> 01:28:52.319
rest in peace, yeah, rest.

1354
01:28:52.159 --> 01:28:57.279
In peace, but man, yeah yeah. So yeah, one more

1355
01:28:57.359 --> 01:29:03.279
thing before we go, One final thought around the room.

1356
01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:14.960
On the open fire, he said it was supposed to

1357
01:29:14.960 --> 01:29:16.279
be these nuts rolls.

1358
01:29:20.960 --> 01:29:24.039
How about your nose?

1359
01:29:27.600 --> 01:29:29.640
I that one that was nice?

1360
01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:32.079
I that one.

1361
01:29:33.680 --> 01:29:37.520
Dreaming of a what warm on on.

1362
01:29:39.319 --> 01:29:40.640
To pay my bill?

1363
01:29:40.760 --> 01:29:50.800
Don't take me out of the road. Santa Claus is

1364
01:29:50.880 --> 01:29:51.760
coming my mom.

1365
01:30:13.119 --> 01:30:24.880
That's wrong. Christian Christmas, Like I am going on the

1366
01:30:24.960 --> 01:30:27.880
record to say that I do not support nor cromdone

1367
01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:32.960
any of these being altered about the others.

1368
01:30:34.800 --> 01:30:37.960
All off for Christians, as these targes dropped.

1369
01:30:42.399 --> 01:30:48.319
Oh that was a good one. These charges strong.

1370
01:30:49.039 --> 01:30:57.319
OK, what's a episode without a laugh attack? Bro?

1371
01:31:04.199 --> 01:31:07.520
I truly believe that thse Raindal was You know, I'm

1372
01:31:07.520 --> 01:31:09.800
saying the reason why his nose was reds because you

1373
01:31:09.880 --> 01:31:10.439
were sniffing.

1374
01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:13.359
Just so you know, I'm saying the step all night.

1375
01:31:16.720 --> 01:31:20.520
I know why your those clues. Santa's like, hit the

1376
01:31:20.680 --> 01:31:23.359
line with me, Rudolph and we'll go all the way.

1377
01:31:26.600 --> 01:31:40.159
Frost, you're on the list right now, Like Santa is like, yo,

1378
01:31:40.319 --> 01:31:42.319
right now, these motherfuckers. They went ahead and gave me

1379
01:31:42.439 --> 01:31:45.239
three ship them.

1380
01:31:46.479 --> 01:31:52.319
We getting knocked off that list real quick. Day, no.

1381
01:31:55.680 --> 01:32:01.039
No spot day for you? Nothing ship all right? So

1382
01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:05.840
real quick, lad? Your final thought for this for this evening.

1383
01:32:07.359 --> 01:32:14.439
Oh well, I'd say, no matter where you are, what

1384
01:32:14.600 --> 01:32:20.079
you're doing, make the best of it because uh it

1385
01:32:20.199 --> 01:32:22.119
doesn't rain all the time.

1386
01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:27.199
Yeah rain all the time because it snows.

1387
01:32:27.880 --> 01:32:31.960
Yeah ye doubs, what about you? Bro?

1388
01:32:33.640 --> 01:32:36.880
He already did his ship with all his songs all right?

1389
01:32:37.159 --> 01:32:39.960
Hey man? Yeah, final thought of the evening?

1390
01:32:42.239 --> 01:32:50.680
So I can't with these people, I do it?

1391
01:32:50.760 --> 01:32:54.479
Captain of then't got the.

1392
01:32:54.600 --> 01:32:58.079
Power, don't have the power.

1393
01:32:58.239 --> 01:33:03.560
Captain? What's up? Does give us a final thought for

1394
01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:03.960
the evening.

1395
01:33:04.039 --> 01:33:18.399
Bro rob cheating, still rob cheating? Still no, not for real. Now,

1396
01:33:18.560 --> 01:33:20.119
I'm gonna say it every time, Joe, what you have,

1397
01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:21.840
Pretend what you have?

1398
01:33:22.439 --> 01:33:32.159
What you have? Right, TG love Uh, have a good holiday.

1399
01:33:33.479 --> 01:33:37.319
Appreciate that you can walk on two feet. If you

1400
01:33:37.479 --> 01:33:41.800
got him, you ain't wearing a Jesus.

1401
01:33:43.520 --> 01:33:44.920
And you ain't wearing a Jesus boot.

1402
01:33:47.840 --> 01:33:50.319
If you got a boot, You're gonna have a good holiday.

1403
01:33:50.600 --> 01:33:56.479
Oh man. But yeah, just wear a good better shoes.

1404
01:33:56.600 --> 01:33:58.439
I think I need better shoes. Maybe that's what I

1405
01:33:58.479 --> 01:34:04.399
should be asking Santa for. It's supportive sneakers. Yeah, fucking

1406
01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:06.279
orthopedic seekers gonna be.

1407
01:34:06.640 --> 01:34:11.000
Why damn they're comfortable. Hell, I ain't gonna lie like.

1408
01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:14.079
I'm always going for comfort. I'm not trying to have

1409
01:34:14.439 --> 01:34:18.079
cute shoes on for who. I ain't nobody. Unless I

1410
01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:20.560
was like doing that ship where people make money off

1411
01:34:20.600 --> 01:34:25.359
their feet, that's different. I'd be seeing that people be

1412
01:34:25.439 --> 01:34:27.640
going into the stores just taking pictures of their feet

1413
01:34:27.680 --> 01:34:31.000
and stuff, and they got like only fans of feet

1414
01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:34.359
stuff and they're making like five hundred thousand dollars a year.

1415
01:34:35.319 --> 01:34:36.680
I want to cry, yo.

1416
01:34:37.359 --> 01:34:38.079
Yo, I have a question.

1417
01:34:38.239 --> 01:34:40.239
So did they give you, like, did they give you

1418
01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:42.199
a cask or Jesus boots?

1419
01:34:43.680 --> 01:34:44.399
I got a boot.

1420
01:34:45.920 --> 01:34:48.479
Oh, I got to thirteens, like.

1421
01:34:48.560 --> 01:34:52.319
This big ass gray boot that I put my foot

1422
01:34:52.399 --> 01:34:58.439
in and strap all in. Yep, special addition so I

1423
01:34:58.560 --> 01:35:02.079
can I can actually walk with it, so I don't

1424
01:35:02.079 --> 01:35:07.319
need crutches because I have that. But it's it's like

1425
01:35:07.399 --> 01:35:12.399
I said, it might be okay, so it's right, they're not.

1426
01:35:13.119 --> 01:35:16.720
I don't think it's fractured, or if it is, it's

1427
01:35:16.880 --> 01:35:21.600
very small and it looks right now based on what

1428
01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:24.399
I'm reading, but I don't know what I'm reading, so

1429
01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:28.159
I can't go by that. It doesn't sound because everything

1430
01:35:28.239 --> 01:35:31.640
that everything that says fract like the fracture it's seeing.

1431
01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:36.119
It's not a fracture, so I understand that. So I

1432
01:35:36.319 --> 01:35:40.000
think that they're seeing like the issues I've already had

1433
01:35:40.039 --> 01:35:44.079
with my feet, and it looks like I probably just

1434
01:35:44.239 --> 01:35:47.000
sprained my ankle really bad.

1435
01:35:48.720 --> 01:35:51.159
H Yeah, you know what, I hope it's just that

1436
01:35:51.319 --> 01:35:53.279
because you know, I can't.

1437
01:35:53.760 --> 01:35:56.800
I can't. I can't afford to go to surgery. Like

1438
01:35:56.880 --> 01:35:59.439
I was already talking to my boss about short term

1439
01:35:59.520 --> 01:36:03.800
just civil and shit, like I'm this week. I already

1440
01:36:03.920 --> 01:36:09.479
used my PTB, so I'm gonna have to use something else. Yeah,

1441
01:36:14.199 --> 01:36:16.239
I know, and just walk into my car too, we'll

1442
01:36:16.279 --> 01:36:18.039
get to work. I was like, I'm going to work.

1443
01:36:18.960 --> 01:36:26.239
I guess not. I really did. I really did, and

1444
01:36:26.399 --> 01:36:29.079
I thought, and I thought in a moment too when

1445
01:36:29.279 --> 01:36:31.399
after it happened, because I was able to get back up,

1446
01:36:32.079 --> 01:36:34.520
I was like, maybe I should just go to work.

1447
01:36:35.399 --> 01:36:38.279
And because urgent care is there and everything, so I

1448
01:36:38.479 --> 01:36:42.039
was like, if anything, you know, But I was like,

1449
01:36:42.159 --> 01:36:44.600
thank god, I didn't do that. And I went inside

1450
01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:46.520
the house and I put ice on it and I

1451
01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:49.960
put it up, and the doctor was like, that's probably

1452
01:36:50.039 --> 01:36:53.640
the best thing you did for yourself is to take

1453
01:36:53.760 --> 01:36:55.119
care of it and not drive.

1454
01:36:56.520 --> 01:37:01.399
Yeah. I hope you feel better real soon, yeah for real.

1455
01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:08.359
All right. My final sort of the evening is everyone here,

1456
01:37:09.399 --> 01:37:14.159
everyone out there is a champion. Okay, you might not

1457
01:37:14.319 --> 01:37:19.359
think you are, but you are. You're you're you're number one.

1458
01:37:20.720 --> 01:37:23.880
And because you're number one, and the reason why you're

1459
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:27.479
number one is because you're here. You're born, you're a human,

1460
01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:31.279
you're you're alive. You made it to that egg all

1461
01:37:31.439 --> 01:37:35.760
by yourself. You beat out all thought, all that sperm,

1462
01:37:37.399 --> 01:37:42.119
all the way to the egg. You fertilized it all

1463
01:37:42.239 --> 01:37:47.039
on your own. You are a champion. You are number one.

1464
01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:50.399
And then I look at something, and then I look

1465
01:37:50.399 --> 01:37:52.279
at some of you guys, and I'm like, wow, my

1466
01:37:52.399 --> 01:37:53.640
mother should have swallowed.

1467
01:37:57.760 --> 01:38:00.239
Take a nice fuck, take a night this.

1468
01:38:01.039 --> 01:38:05.119
You said you're all champions except the people who are asholes,

1469
01:38:05.159 --> 01:38:08.439
because I'm sorry, they're not champions. Okay, let's be real.

1470
01:38:08.800 --> 01:38:10.760
Just champions are champions.

1471
01:38:10.960 --> 01:38:12.119
All right, all right?

1472
01:38:13.039 --> 01:38:17.560
With that, With that, with that being said, you would

1473
01:38:17.600 --> 01:38:18.920
turn to something so nice.

1474
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:21.399
I was trying to make everybody feel like, you know,

1475
01:38:21.560 --> 01:38:22.760
they're on top of the world.

1476
01:38:25.880 --> 01:38:28.039
Has to hurt, of course, because at that point that

1477
01:38:28.199 --> 01:38:29.960
might hurt. I get it, like.

1478
01:38:33.199 --> 01:38:37.680
Like this might there's there's not enough sprinkles for ice cream, bro.

1479
01:38:39.319 --> 01:38:39.439
Right.

1480
01:38:40.119 --> 01:38:46.199
So with that being said, I've been that. That's TG love,

1481
01:38:46.800 --> 01:38:52.239
that's lady G. Merry Christmas, everybody, and always everybody. Everybody

1482
01:38:52.279 --> 01:38:53.359
say Merry Christmas.

1483
01:38:53.159 --> 01:38:56.439
Happy holidays, because there are the people who do other things.

1484
01:38:57.159 --> 01:39:05.720
Yeah, and happy festivals and when that happy questions with

1485
01:39:05.840 --> 01:39:09.239
With with that being said, much love to everybody, Love

1486
01:39:09.279 --> 01:39:11.840
you guys. We'll talk again soon. And at some point

1487
01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:18.319
it's mine more. Good Night, everybody, good night.