Aug. 24, 2024

Story Time Tuesday!! True Life Stories (Recorded Live On 8-20-24)

Story Time Tuesday!! True Life Stories (Recorded Live On 8-20-24)

It's story time Tuesday!! We'll be telling true real life stories about our past experiences.

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It's story time Tuesday!! We'll be telling true real life stories about our past experiences.

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The perfect command contact contact.

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Hey, what's up everybody? This is Big Coleon of de

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Bite her podcast, and let me bring in my co host.

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We have Lady G in the building. What's up?

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Hey, how's it going good?

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And TG Love what's up?

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I'm sorry, I still can hardly hear you. I don't

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know what the hell's going on.

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But do you hear anything? No, you're not hearing anything

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at all.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, all right.

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I thought maybe it was my headphones, but it worked

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on my phone last time.

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You guys will hear me, I hear you, all right,

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I don't know.

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Let me I'll restart my phone. I'll be back.

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Mh.

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So what's this?

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Doctor Hank?

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Smash them?

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Doctor, doctor Hank, smash him. That's that's my pH D name. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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that's what that is. Yeah, So, how how was how

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was your week?

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Well, it's only Tuesday. You're always saying how's your week?

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From Tuesday? From Tuesday to Tuesday?

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I mean, okay, everything's been fine, everything's good, always great.

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That's good. That's really good to hear. So hopefully teach

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can get her ass back and so so, I mean,

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I don't know, I'm just I'm missing to go with

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the flow here, it's story Time Tuesday. Oh that's my

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dog barking. Dog. My dog never barks, and you notice

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that usually usually she just never barks. But now she

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just barked. Maybe she's watching the Vernon Shirley and got

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upset or something.

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Laverne Shirley upsetting someone.

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I know, that's she usually says. They watches Happy Days

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of Vernon Shirley, Mork and Mindy and she just she

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just chills. She doesn't. Yeah, she loves that ship, she

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really does. So since the story Time Tuesday, we're gonna

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tell some stories. So they could be funny stories, they

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could be stories of experience, any kind of story that

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you know, you you might deem interesting about an experience

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or something.

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Okay, you.

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You want to start? Is there anything any kind of

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any story you you feel you want to share? I

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mean you could, you don't have to, you know, it

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doesn't have to be you know, something that I don't

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an experience you want to share with with with with everybody,

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all right.

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You know, when I was thinking about it, so you know,

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I have two kids and my youngest one is now seventeen.

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But was thinking about how because right now, I'm working

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vacation Bible School for a week, and so you know,

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you see a lot of kids and a lot of

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times it's a three to four hour program, and I'm

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telling you these last two days, I've been exhausted. But

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it just has me thinking about my own children. And

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a story that I remember was when my youngest was

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about three years old, so she didn't start talking till

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she's about like two and a half three years old,

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and I remember driving to work one day because her

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daycare was close to my job, and I don't know.

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I guess I had been fighting with her father or

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something was going going on, and I was just feeling down.

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And you know, sometimes you just had these overwhelming days,

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and you know, driving sometimes helps you think absolutely, yeah,

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I'm driving and it must have been I don't even

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remember what the situation was about, but it must have

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been something that just was making me just feel angry, down, hopeless.

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I don't know what it was. And so we're just

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driving down the road, down the highway actually, and this

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part is a little sad, but at the same time,

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you know, it just was the period of my life,

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you know, and I think everybody at some time in

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their life has had this thought, what would happen if

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I just ran into another car?

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Or what would happen if I just went off the road,

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you know? And it was a scary thought.

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And just in that very moment, I heard a little

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voice from my back seat that said, Mommy, do you

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like green eggs and ham?

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Hello?

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Hello, damn it, I.

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Don't hear you.

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Yeah, green eggs and ham. I'm listening.

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I hear you, but like super super low.

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Yeah, hold on one second, ADG, check the volume. Check

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check your volume on each thing.

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I did, check my volume. I hardly hear you. It's crazy,

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like I've hold on.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, I hear you.

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All right, I don't know what happens.

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All right, it works, okay, good lady. G back to you.

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Okay.

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So from the backseat I hear a little voice say, mommy,

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do you like green eggs and ham? And all of

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a sudden I started cracking up on the highway, cracking

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up just because it was so random, out of nowhere,

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but it happened right in the in the greatest moment,

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you know.

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And uh, I was laughing so hard I started to

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cry because.

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It was almost like in that one little moment, with

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that one little voice. It wiped away everything. But I

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was so happy that I started to cry. And of

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course we got to work and everything was cool. But like,

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that is something that has stayed with me for these

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last thirteen fourteen years since that happened. And you know,

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doing this vacation Bible School thing and seeing all these

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little kids, yeah, and some of the way they behave

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and things like that. It just it just had me

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being grateful for moments, moments when the kids are small,

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and you know, just the memories that it brings up,

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because as they get older, we tend to forget how

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cute and and great they used to be.

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You know.

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So that was a story that came to mind.

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Okay, interesting green examine, there's just so random. Yeah, that's dope. DG,

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what's up?

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What's up?

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All right? You got a story to tell? Not really, no,

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you gotta tell.

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Us a story now. I don't know.

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A story of what anything? Anything at all?

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What's your story? Why do I have to go?

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I mean, I got a couple of stories. I mean

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I can, I can easily just probably just take up

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the whole hour and a half two hours of my stories.

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Well, we're not trying to do that.

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But then it's because you're so ancient.

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Yeah, that's that's true. That's true. I'm up there. You know,

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I got all this wisdom, all the stories right right, right,

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all right, so let's see maybe I can come and

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put something. All right, So this this was this is

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too bad, Dubbles in here yet because he need appreciate

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this one. So long time ago. This was back in

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I'm talking like late nineties probably whenever we should look

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this up. Whenever the Lakers were playing the seventy six

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ers in the NBA finals. That was even know what

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year that was. But anyway, so we're hanging out with

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a group of friends, just chilling. It was me Doves

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and there's a whole bunch of us. We're just chilling,

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having a good time, and a blunt with being passed around.

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Right now, I I had, I had, I had never

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smoked weed in my life. Okay, So blunt being passed

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around is always passing over me because I'm not I'm

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not a smoke or whatever. Duves is puffing. Everybody's puffing

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along whatever, watching the game, having a good time. So

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Doves looks over to me because but just hit shit

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just one time, bro, not and that's gonna happen to you.

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It's just gonna puff one time.

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You know.

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It's it's normal to experiment with with weed or whatever,

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you know. So I looked at him and I was like,

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all right, so I never tried. Let me right, right,

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So I take a hit, take another hit, past it, right,

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So the blunt is going around the room. I took

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maybe one or two more hits and I stopped. So

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all of a sudden, I start to feel really fucking strange. Right.

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When I say strange, I mean my body. It felt

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like I was talking to myself from outside my body, right,

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So I know I know what it's. I've seen people

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lock up when they when they smoke too much, like

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they lock up and they just have that that that

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that stare in their face. You know what I'm saying.

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So I'm arguing with myself in my head. Okay, I

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believe it. I'm like, I'm like lows, like, yo, don't

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lock bro, whatever you do, don't lock stop it, stop it.

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And Dubbs looks at me and he's like you okay,

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and he says, and I don't know. I didn't know

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what I said, But he turned around and he looked

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at the chick that that rolled it and started passing around,

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and he said, Yo, what what's what kind of weed

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is this? And she was like, Oh, it's it's regular weed,

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but it's laced.

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Oh my god. And he was like, yo.

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Dus, Oh my god. Yo.

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I was sitting there and I was literally, when I

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say literally, arguing with myself in my head. I was

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like please. I was like, don't lock up, bro come on, no, no, no.

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It was out of body. It was t out of

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body experience. Brods was laughing, he was bugging. He was like,

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what the fuck is going on? And this and that

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you didn't say none of this ship was all this.

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Oh my god, it was. It was the funniest thing

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because I remember watching the game, and as I was

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watching the game, I was watching like my body float

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back and forth, and I was like, Yo, this can't

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be happening to me, man, And I remember clearly having

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a conversation with myself about how fucked up it was

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and how I'll never I'll never trust anybody passing the

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bull again. So it was TG. It was some funny ship.

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Yo.

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Was hilarious because.

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Probably during the same time in the late nineties, we

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were hanging out girl. I was hanging out with my

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girl gee, and she would hang out with these guys

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on like forty eighth Street, and she was like, Oh,

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We're gonna go to this kid's house to smoke or whatever.

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And I was like okay, and like I didn't trust

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this guy to begin with. And when I went in,

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you know, you just get like a feeling like something's

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not right. Like I'm like, yeah, I was like, I'm

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not trusting the guys in this room right now. And

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we're the only two girls there, so I'm like all right.

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So they're like, oh, you want to smoke, and she's

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like yeah, she smokes, and she's like come on, and

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I was like no, no, I'm good. I don't want

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to smoke. And she smokes this stuff and I was

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just like, you know what, I think we should leave.

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I'm like, we should go. So she's like okay. So

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we start leaving and we start walking across Boulevard East. Okay,

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you know where that is where the skyline is, all right,

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and then we're almost halfway across the street and this

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bitch falls to the floor her face and I'm just like,

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what the fuck? Like, what is happening?

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You know?

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You?

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Okay, get up?

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Get up?

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I get her up. Her face is busted. She's like

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she had braces and I think like one of the

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brass broke or something. And then when she got up,

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she was like those motherfuckers lace that shit. I'm telling you,

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Like she knew something was up because she's like G

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would smoke, That's what she would do it. She would

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drink and smoke. So when you hanging out with G,

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you know, but she was like she knew something was

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she wasn't sure. Obviously she was out of it, Like

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what the fuck just happened? I told her everything when

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we got back, and she was like, oh fuck, I

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think they had that ship and it was it was

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the same thing. And I'm like I don't like hearing

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stories like that because I feel like that's really fucked up.

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It was like the same as like a date rape drug,

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Like you are like adding something to something without letting

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people know, without permission, without consent of wanting that. Like

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if you were to be truthful with me and say

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like we're gonna smoke a blunt, but it's lace with something,

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and I'd be like I'm out, Okay, I'll go I'll

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grow my own blunt then and we'd be smoking that.

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I ain't touching that shit, like give me the choice.

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Don't be throwing crack and somebody shit and being like hey,

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you know like you don't do that, like so I

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just think that's so weird that like people thought that

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shit was cool or something, you know, like like oh,

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we gain hot, let's change it up for everybody, like what,

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Like I have even heard of people tell me that

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like they smoked meth and didn't know that they were

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smoking math because somebody put method ship or whatever or something,

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and I'm just like what it was like Yeah, at first,

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I'm like wait what you like?

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Yo, that's like what that's so cool?

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Also, you gotta think too, like you know, people sometimes

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they'll try ship or do ship when they're drunk, right

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you stupid and people be handy shit to you. You

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never know, like I think that's how people get trapped

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to shit too, like but yes, so similar stories like

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it's just crazy like that people would do some ship

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like that.

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Yes, wild, that is wild man, that is wild. Like

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I have like if you if you go ahead and

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you you go to you go to you go to Howoken, right,

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and you like, I was known to a lot a

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lot of people for for throwing parties.

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Right.

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So the thing was that the parties that I that

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I would throw, they were in my in my in

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my PJ apartment. But it was it was in just

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one room, right, It wasn't the entire apartment, so we

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would be in just one bedroom. And I remember one party.

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This is when when method Man first came out.

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This was.

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M. E. T h O D Man. Right. So I

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had I had, I had the cassette and I had

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some DJ first class cassettes and ship like that from

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back in the day. Right, So I had the boom

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box in the room and and I had the stroke

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blight with the black light in the room and everything.

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And yeah, and this was all. And let me tell

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you something. And this is when we used to show

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hard with with with with ob Hernon and Diana and

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all of them, like they used to all psycho mic.

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They all used to come to the crib, drink and

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and just have this party. Right. So one night we're

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hanging out and it was so crowded in that room,

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right that the walls and the ceiling of the apartment

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started dripping with condensation. Oh my god, that's how crowded

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and it was in that room.

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Unbelievable, Brod, that's gross.

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That's what it was. A fucking sauna. Bro it was.

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It was. It was crazy. It was crazy. Anybody could

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attest to that man, and and and to this day,

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like I look back, and we were there till at

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least five six o'clock the following morning with the music

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blast in the projects. You could do that ship it

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don't nobody really gave a fuck about.

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Him to that.

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And yeah, it was like an all night thing. And

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the walls were like sweating, the ceiling was sweating, and

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we were just yeah, it was. It was crazy. You go,

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you go down there and you say, oh, what's up

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with Cordion's parties?

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Oh?

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Man, that motherfucker through some wild ass parties. Man over

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that mother, but he's still throwing parties.

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What's up?

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You know what I'm saying? Where is that? You know?

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So?

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Yeah?

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That was that was.

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That wasashes now yeah, now now and now it's now

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it's so and now it's all about you know, the

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nineties hip hop and I don't, I don't, I don't,

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I don't party with none of that new ship now,

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but now I got Now, now you got me on

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the road, and I got another story about an April

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Fool's joke I played on an entire town.

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What okay, do tell?

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Yes, I will tell. And there are people that can

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attest to this and can can back up you know

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this story. So there was a club in Hoboken called

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Bar None. I remember it was downstairs, all right. So

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one day I was talking to the owner or whatever.

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We were talking about, you know, doing some promotional stuff

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for them and stuff. So he was like, yeah, you know,

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you guys can come work, you know, give our flyers

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and do all this other shit, promote the night, you

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know whatever. So what ended up happening was he tried

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to to jip us out of some money. You know,

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he probably thought we didn't know any better, but don't

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try to fucking don't fuck with my money, right. I

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was like, all right, cool, that's how you want to

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play Coleon's got you, right. So what I did was

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I made two three hundred flyers and I said April

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Fool's Day, whatever year it was, I don't remember exactly

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what year. I sat performing live Wu Tang Clan performing

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live at Bar None April first. I put the flyers

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in Hoboken. I put the flyers all over in Union City,

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North Bergen, Jersey City. Anywhere I saw that was stugged

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out that I knew people would like see it, I

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put it. I put it everywhere. I had like two

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hundred and something three hundred fliers, right, So I'm saying

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to myself that what the fuck me? All right, cool,

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this is how we're gonna do it. So April first

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comes and we used to hang out on the corner

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of Washington Street and Newark exactly where Bar None was at,

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right that those payphones there actually called back, So we

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used to hang out at the payphones and we used

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to just you know, people used to call us. We

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used to hang out, you know whatever. So that night,

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with chilling there like clockwork, people saw it rolling up.

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Oh yeah, with that Woo Tang shirts and that met

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the man hole met the man and the Wu Tang

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and all this other shit. So so by the time

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ten o'clock rolled around, there was a line around the

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corner down the street around the corner. People people are like, yo,

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what the hell was going on in there tonight?

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Man?

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Oh you didn't know Wu Tang Clan's gonna perform the

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night and this and that. Finally performance time comes around

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eleven thirty, No Wu Tang clans show up. People are like,

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what the fuck this and that Wu Tang clan is

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supposed to be here, nobody's here and all this other shit.

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Owners like but the who said they started showing them

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the flyers. They were like, what the fuck?

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And this and that?

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It was this people started fighting, riding and like, what

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the fuck Wu Tang clan you better have you're hear

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to pay for Wu Tang Wu Tang, Wu Tang and yo,

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nobody showed up. Nobody showed up to perform. What you

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want to fuck with my money? Man, April fools, you

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know what I'm saying. So it was, it was, it was.

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It was the funniest ship. The Doves was out there

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that night too. He was outside hanging out with me

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laughing about it was. It was crazy. It was a

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crazy night, man, I tell you.

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It was.

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Yeah, it was. I don't you know. They called me

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vengeance in high school for a reason. You know what

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I'm saying. So you try to fuck with me, try

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and get back at you one way or the other.

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But I'm retired now, I don't do ship like that. Yeah,

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you know what I'm saying. But yeah, man, that's that's

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pretty much what it is. You know, dubs, just hit

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me up. It'll be here in a minute. Yeh yeah.

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So there's let me see if I have right now.

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I'll probably come up with one later. But so my

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question is this, what do you consider to be your

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greatest achievement in life so far? If you have one

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question for me, it's all right, Just.

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I want something else. No, parents can't fall on their

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kids on this one. No, they aren't your greatest achievement. Okay,

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the egg and the sperm connected, that's what happened there.

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All right, we need an actual achievement of something that

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you've done actually being the parent. I mean, that's what

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you're supposed to do. I know they're people out there

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who can't do it or you know, aren't great at it.

401
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But all right, your children are saying, is that what

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you're telling?

403
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No, I can't say that they're saying, but you know,

404
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my older daughter, she's something a right. Nobody can do

405
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anything right. Everybody's incompetent.

406
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They're still breathing. Someone says they got four hots and

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a cot.

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There you go, right, all right?

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So what about what about you? TG?

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There's a lot of things. Honestly, I don't know if

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I had I would rate greatest as the greatest. But

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I think just the fact that I graduated college, uh

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and was stuck, like left a ten year of a

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relationship to be all by myself right after finishing college,

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and have managed to survive an adult since then. So yeah,

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I went through a lot, But the fact that I'm

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standing here today for me might be the greatest achievement

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thus far.

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Nice.

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Yeah, I guess, I guess kind of piggybacking on that.

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I'm from a South American country.

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I'm one of seven kids, the.

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Only one that graduated high school and went to college,

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you know, And so yeah, I mean that's a pretty

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big achievement for me too.

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Yeah, I mean we got Darth Vader. Yeah, here Darth

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Vader in the background.

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Oh God, is that?

429
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I'm loving it? Though?

430
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Bro?

431
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Like, let yo, first off, yo, first off, you know

432
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what like like this is the time when whereas like

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retarded if you will.

434
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Why don't use the R word?

435
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Oh yeah, you know what special needs? Whether if you will,

436
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it's not specially.

437
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You know what I'm saying, Like it's it's bipolar if anything. Okay,

438
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the weather has been seriously bipolar.

439
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Yeah.

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So like.

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You know, like if you if you're not from up North,

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you wouldn't understand what it is to like wear a

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hoodie shorts at the same time, you know, like or

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like you know, we're like sweats and jeans, like you

445
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know what I'm saying, and like a T shirt and

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a bubble vest to go with that. You know, Like

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it's the quiet taste. I love it. If it's my.

448
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Birthday, come somebody's dating themselves, I feel you.

449
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Yeah, yeah, you know it feels like my birthday is

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coming up. So it's like like you know what this

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this is the type of weather that would be like

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on my birthday. And I love it.

453
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Nice. It is nice. It's gonna get hot to get

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a bet.

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Yeah, it's gonna be back in the eighties and a

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couple of days whatever.

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So what's your greatest achievement, dubs, that's what you just

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walked in on.

459
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My greatest achievement.

460
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Yes, seriously, staying alive.

461
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Is the greatest achievement. I mean you know, like like

462
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like what what are we talking about like not children

463
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ready established that.

464
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Yeah, what do you considering your greatest achievement?

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Nothing yet, I'm working on it, okay, you know, like

466
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like you know, like what you know what. It's funny

467
00:30:55.720 --> 00:31:02.720
because like because everyone has like a misconceived con I said, contraceptive.

468
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I'm a little tired. I just wocome not long ago.

469
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Like they have like a misconceived perception about their gradest

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achievements when you know what your gradest achievement is probably

471
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not even your gradest achievement is probably something else that's

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greater that that is unknown. So it was like that's

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why I said nothing yet, you know. Okay, So it's

474
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beautiful out here, man, Yeah, I want to go camping?

475
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Oh jee yo, no, no, dead ass? You know what

476
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this is? That camping weather? You know what this is?

477
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Yo?

478
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.759
You know what this is the type of weather.

479
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Where like it's fire pit weather or or fire kind

480
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of weather, but not.

481
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Camping yo yo yo, you know what camping bro? You

482
00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:51.519
know what you know, there's so many ways to go camping.

483
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You know what I'm saying. You can either you know

484
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what I'm saying, do it the safe way. You know

485
00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:58.240
what I'm saying, camping, camping foot pussies where you know,

486
00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:00.359
you go get a trailer or a cabin, you know

487
00:32:00.400 --> 00:32:02.680
what I'm saying. Or you know, what you could do

488
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:03.799
with the Viking wave just.

489
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.359
Is even better than a trailer.

490
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:11.039
But yeah, you could. You could do it the Viking

491
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:14.759
way and just pitch a tent. You know, yeah, I'd

492
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.200
rather pitch a tent. But like, no, with my bank, I.

493
00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:20.279
Mean, guys, it's easy to just be out there in

494
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:23.039
the woods pissing wherever and doing what they need to.

495
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:28.680
You know what, let me tell you what happened, right,

496
00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:33.440
I went camping with my son and you know, an

497
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:35.680
next girlfriend and her family back then, they got the

498
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:37.920
trailer my son and not We opted for the tent.

499
00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:40.640
We wanted that experience. My son is no more no

500
00:32:40.759 --> 00:32:43.680
older than well like eleven twelve years all the time.

501
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:49.400
So I told this little this little nigga. Even I'm

502
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:53.119
explaining now, I told them right because like because like

503
00:32:53.160 --> 00:32:56.599
the tent campsite is it's like you know what I'm saying,

504
00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:58.799
like a half a mile walk from where the trailer

505
00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:01.640
is at. So I told them, I'm like, yo, listen,

506
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:03.839
we're about to you know, I'm about to call it

507
00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:07.319
a night, you know, go use the bathroom, do what

508
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.359
you gotta do. Oh, I don't have to use the bathroom, daddy.

509
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:16.200
Are you sure your dad? We're good for the night, Yeah, daddy?

510
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:21.680
All right. So we walk up to the to the

511
00:33:21.839 --> 00:33:25.519
what's called to our tent. Right, we go in, you know,

512
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:29.920
we settle down or whatever. Right now, you know, as

513
00:33:29.960 --> 00:33:31.319
you know what I'm saying, like like you know, like

514
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.119
as men that God was trying to teach him. I'm like, yo,

515
00:33:33.160 --> 00:33:34.680
you know what, you sleep on my foot and you

516
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.200
put you know what I saying, We sleep foot to foot, right.

517
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:43.799
I don't understand how I woke up at I probably

518
00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:45.519
say at three thirty in the morning with him like

519
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.799
you know, busting far to my face and ship. I

520
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.400
do not understand that. Like his ass was in my face, farting,

521
00:33:52.359 --> 00:33:54.400
and now I'm here, like you know, like breathing. I'm like,

522
00:33:55.519 --> 00:33:58.039
you know, choking on the ship, right, choking on the

523
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:00.480
part because that ship was a futrid right mind you.

524
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:03.039
My son's like he's eleven year twelve years old, right,

525
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:06.680
So I pushed him in his ass. She goes like, ah, Dad, why,

526
00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.840
I'm like, why you violated me? You farted in my face.

527
00:34:11.360 --> 00:34:13.639
He's like when I heard then he starts laughing. He's like,

528
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:15.800
I got you. I was like, man, go to hell.

529
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:20.480
So so, you know, I go back to sleep the

530
00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:23.519
new Wick Smith. He's like, Dad, there's the bathroom. Oh no,

531
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.760
I'm looking at the time. It's like four o'clock. Like like, look,

532
00:34:26.760 --> 00:34:28.519
you know what, when you're out in the wilderness and shit,

533
00:34:28.599 --> 00:34:31.039
right when you're out in the woods or whatever, and

534
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:33.599
you look at the time, the time does not match

535
00:34:33.639 --> 00:34:35.840
how you know it doesn't. Tom is like, you know,

536
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:41.519
you know, like like to me, you know, to me

537
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:42.920
out there, like if you know what, when the sun

538
00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:45.039
is up, that's daybreak. That's it. It don't even matter

539
00:34:45.039 --> 00:34:49.360
if it's morning, it's daybreak, that's it. So I'm looking

540
00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.039
at my watch. It's like no more than a half

541
00:34:52.079 --> 00:34:54.679
an hour after you know, the fart in the face incident.

542
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:59.000
And I opened up the tent and you ever seen

543
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:03.039
the fog the movie the fog? That's how thick it was,

544
00:35:03.159 --> 00:35:05.719
bro and like you know what, and like I'm here

545
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:10.400
trying to flash a flashlight to nothing. So I was like, yo,

546
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:12.320
you know what, we're gonna have to like, you know,

547
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:20.719
feel or whatever. You know, so no, build a tent.

548
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:24.239
You know what I'm saying, because because I remember, like yeah,

549
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:29.960
you know, you know what because like the tent, you

550
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.599
know what I'm saying like that, Like like I remember

551
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:33.559
like where I pissed the tend that there was a

552
00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:37.519
tree not too far so it was so thick in

553
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:41.719
the fox all right, you know what, It's like pitch

554
00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:45.360
black out there exactly. And the flash and flashlights did

555
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:48.440
not work, like it worked, but like not against fog.

556
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:51.039
Bro Like there is no way. There's no way you're

557
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:53.760
gonna you're gonna flash a light and you're gonna see

558
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:55.719
what's in front of you now with that thick ass

559
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:59.559
fog that morning doing all that stuff. So I'm walking

560
00:36:00.400 --> 00:36:03.639
right and I said, you know what I'm saying, Like

561
00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:05.039
I had my hand out trying to feel where the

562
00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:07.199
tree was at. I didn't even know I walked right

563
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:11.440
into it until I walked right into it. Oh my god, right,

564
00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:13.960
Like I literally like walked right into you know what

565
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:15.840
I'm saying. That shit broke my glasses and everything. That's

566
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:23.239
that's how hard The impact was like cracked like like

567
00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:25.760
like yo, you know what, my glasses cracked, right. I

568
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:29.440
was like oh no, right, and I fell myself, was like, Dad,

569
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:31.039
you don't care, you know, because like you know, my

570
00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.360
son had that little voice. I'm like, yo, you know what.

571
00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:35.840
I'm looking at him. I say, I'm going to kill

572
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.840
you in the morning. I told you to take a

573
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:40.719
piss and ship before you've got you know what I'm saying,

574
00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:44.159
before anything else. You know what I'm saying, you told

575
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:47.639
me no. And the bathroom was right there. We could

576
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:49.480
walk to the bathroom, not in this fog. I'm like,

577
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.599
that was not with these bears walking around. I'm like, bro,

578
00:36:52.719 --> 00:36:54.639
they just walk up from hibernation not too long ago.

579
00:36:55.000 --> 00:37:00.039
They're hungry, you know. So it's like it's like you

580
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:02.000
know what, so he ends up like you know, peeing,

581
00:37:02.079 --> 00:37:03.800
you know, and then like you know, like we're hearing

582
00:37:03.880 --> 00:37:09.480
noises too, right, And I'm like, yeah, you know what,

583
00:37:09.639 --> 00:37:11.119
it was probably the fog, you know what I'm saying.

584
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.639
It was probably like the morning dude, settling and you

585
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:16.280
know what I'm saying, settling with the dead leaves still

586
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:18.360
because mind you, it's yo, mind you, it's one more

587
00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:22.400
day weekend. So like that's how you know what I'm

588
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:24.599
saying Like that, like it was a more day weekend

589
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:30.559
twenty or fourteen around there, yeah, twenty fourteen, right, and

590
00:37:30.760 --> 00:37:34.320
like you know, like this kid, just like you know

591
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:36.239
what I'm saying, he ruined, Yo, he ruined my morning,

592
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:39.239
you know And that's like the funniest shit, Like.

593
00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:41.400
She ruins your fucking morning, not your son.

594
00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:44.159
No, well you know what him, you know what I'm saying.

595
00:37:44.719 --> 00:37:46.360
You know what I'm saying, blowing far to my face

596
00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:49.360
kind of ruined my morning, like I like to this yo,

597
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:52.880
well bro, bro, bro, you know what. To this day,

598
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.239
I'm still trying to figure out how how how we

599
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.400
sleeping in like you know what I'm saying, a nice

600
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.880
decent sized tent right that, you know, like like we

601
00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:03.119
both had space to like roll over back and forth.

602
00:38:03.400 --> 00:38:05.239
How the hell did you ask? Ended up in my face?

603
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.639
I don't get that, you know what I'm saying, I

604
00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:10.480
would never understand to this day, and like you know

605
00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:12.079
what we talk about and he laughs about it.

606
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:22.320
Mm hmmm. Absolutely backflips and ship and bouncing off the

607
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:24.559
side of the tent and everything and landing with.

608
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:28.159
Man like a gymnast and ship like.

609
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:30.079
Paris.

610
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.000
But man, but but but but but you know what

611
00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:35.960
though like like you know, like we have fun though,

612
00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:38.480
you know, like that's the reason why like this weather

613
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:40.920
and this weather, like this weather right now, it brings

614
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:42.960
me back to that morning because this is what it

615
00:38:43.000 --> 00:38:49.000
felt like, minus the box, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,

616
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:53.519
definitely minus the methane too. But you know what, like

617
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:55.800
like you know what like whether like was it like this?

618
00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:57.960
It's just like, you know, I wish you know what

619
00:38:57.960 --> 00:38:59.559
I'm saying, like we could have like whether like this

620
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:03.360
twenty for you know what I'm saying, like you know

621
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:06.119
what I'm saying, like like beautiful in the day, Like

622
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:11.039
that's hell. Yeah, this is the type of whether that

623
00:39:11.119 --> 00:39:12.599
you know it might be going back to school.

624
00:39:13.159 --> 00:39:16.159
I mean I wish we had four seasons, but we don't.

625
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:17.559
That's what you're saying.

626
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:20.800
You miss having four seasons.

627
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:23.199
Nah, I miss having two seasons.

628
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:26.239
Actually what fall on spring or you like.

629
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:30.360
Well, you know what, when I was living down in Florida,

630
00:39:30.440 --> 00:39:33.599
it was the dry season and then the rainy season.

631
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:36.519
It was hurricane season and the dry season. I was

632
00:39:36.559 --> 00:39:39.599
never down in Miami. That's the way I looked at it.

633
00:39:40.280 --> 00:39:40.760
Mm hmmm.

634
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:45.440
So I got another I got another funny question.

635
00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.280
No you didn't answer what You're.

636
00:39:50.079 --> 00:39:54.320
Achievement, Mike, is achievement. Well, since I guess you know

637
00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:58.320
doves doves no not not not TG brought it up.

638
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:05.480
I think being in uh.

639
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:18.039
Homosexual relationship, I knew it. I was fucking god, yoh ya,

640
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:20.360
I gotta joke around a little bit.

641
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:26.079
Yeah, I know, I know. I think. I'm not going

642
00:40:26.119 --> 00:40:29.119
to say the kids because they're all they're all successful kids.

643
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:33.199
I mean, we all know what the kids can do

644
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:38.519
to a person's life, and and well I'm grateful for

645
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:41.760
my kids and all they've accomplished and stuff. You know

646
00:40:41.800 --> 00:40:43.920
what I'm saying. So that's a good achievement. But I mean,

647
00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:49.639
as far as a personal personal achievement, I think just

648
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:56.199
maintaining doing my best and actually maintaining my mental health. Man,

649
00:40:57.400 --> 00:41:00.960
that's a good achievement for me because compared to to

650
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:03.719
where where I've been and where I come from and

651
00:41:04.400 --> 00:41:08.079
what I've been through and ship to still be actually

652
00:41:08.239 --> 00:41:11.320
still here, you know what I'm saying, doing this, and

653
00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:15.000
you know what I'm saying exactly, you know what I mean, Like,

654
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:20.000
I just I think it's a crowning achievement for me because,

655
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:25.239
to be honest, like for a long time I was

656
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:28.719
I was pretty fucked up, you know what I'm saying,

657
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.920
And and I just I just feel like I've come

658
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:35.039
so far as far as you know, like I said,

659
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.119
my mental health is concerned and shit like that that

660
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:41.719
I'm proud. I'm proud of myself, you know what I'm saying.

661
00:41:41.840 --> 00:41:44.199
So I got to give myself a kiss and ship,

662
00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.840
you know. But I think that's definitely a crowning achievement

663
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:53.079
for me. You know, sometimes I fall back into shit,

664
00:41:53.199 --> 00:41:56.440
but you know who doesn't, you know what I'm saying.

665
00:41:56.559 --> 00:42:00.760
I mean, everybody has their ups and downs, and and

666
00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:04.079
I just think that as long as you have your

667
00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:06.800
eye on the prize, you know what I'm saying, And

668
00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:11.519
you know, you you stay true to to who you

669
00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:14.320
are and everything and who you want to be when

670
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:17.199
you grow up. You know what I'm saying, You should

671
00:42:17.320 --> 00:42:22.760
you should be okay, man. So that's that's mine, you know.

672
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:28.920
So so that's that's what it is.

673
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:29.280
Man.

674
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:34.280
So I got I got another funny question. I don't know,

675
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:35.840
I don't know, I don't know if I want to,

676
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:39.480
but I'm gonna say it anyway. But you know, we'll

677
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:43.760
you'll remember when the Internet first popped off, because we're

678
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:45.440
from that generation.

679
00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:48.639
Oregon Trail yeah.

680
00:42:50.199 --> 00:42:56.559
Trail. Yeah, in school, dot matrix printouts and ship like.

681
00:42:56.639 --> 00:43:00.599
That, right, so print out map question.

682
00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:05.480
And still getting lost?

683
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:06.480
Yo?

684
00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:08.239
Yo?

685
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:10.159
Yo, Yo?

686
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:10.599
You know what?

687
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:12.920
Printed out map quest? But like if you took every

688
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.440
paper but the one direction where I told you to

689
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.920
make a right and stuff, make it left it and

690
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:18.840
you find it home?

691
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:26.239
Yeah? Oh man, real quick? What what was actually actually

692
00:43:26.360 --> 00:43:29.119
what was your very very first if you can remember

693
00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:35.880
your very first screen name on the Internet, Let's go

694
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:38.119
around the room, dubs you first.

695
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:45.440
Damn bro, Like like I don't remember that, I do remember,

696
00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:47.199
like you know, the reason why I had computers for

697
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:53.920
one reason, one reason only was the pirate music, remember that, yo?

698
00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.159
Downloading for hours?

699
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.599
Then there was their share and god forbid if yo,

700
00:44:03.320 --> 00:44:06.119
like you know, god forbid if you had dial up

701
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:08.159
and someone decides, like you know what I'm saying, pick

702
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:12.559
up the phone or whatever downloading, You're like, come on, man,

703
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:14.639
you know what I'm saying. Like Yo, You're like, come on, bro,

704
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:19.880
you're messing me up. What else I remember? Like you know,

705
00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.639
like I first started internet pimp and drum on Black

706
00:44:23.679 --> 00:44:31.000
Planet and me and me hnte. Yeah, Black Planet what

707
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:32.760
was your name?

708
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:35.320
Your what use your name?

709
00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:46.000
Oh doubs diggling doubs what dubs digglings Douglas sixty nine?

710
00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:53.840
That guy I put the nine, you know, yoh bro yo,

711
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:56.639
look man like like you know what, Like this is?

712
00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:58.480
This is why I say, like, you know, social media

713
00:44:58.519 --> 00:44:59.599
made it's so easy to cheat.

714
00:45:01.440 --> 00:45:03.400
Whatever, that's not what we're talking about.

715
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:12.840
I'm shock you it was either I think it was

716
00:45:12.960 --> 00:45:16.639
T Love fifty five or it was TG love fifty five.

717
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:20.400
That's not change. It's pretty much the same ship.

718
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:27.239
Oh shit, that's hilarious yo, Yo.

719
00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:30.480
Yeah, I mean all of a sudden of that age, right,

720
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:32.679
you know what I'm saying, gen X and all that stuff.

721
00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:39.280
Does anybody I remember like after school, how like people

722
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:41.840
would go break dance in the park, popping the lockers

723
00:45:41.880 --> 00:45:43.360
and the cops came broke that up?

724
00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:44.400
Oh yeah?

725
00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:49.880
Anybody remember right in front of my house, yo, you

726
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:55.199
know what Linoleum Linoleum, like you know, like people are

727
00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:57.880
doing all these headspins and everybody was like, oh, cops

728
00:45:57.880 --> 00:45:59.719
will come thinking it was a fight or whatever. But

729
00:46:00.039 --> 00:46:01.559
when like you know what I'm saying, there was nothing

730
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:04.039
like that. They always come to the park breaking it up.

731
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:08.800
Yeah, in those big boom boxes. People were turning around

732
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:09.760
on their shoulders.

733
00:46:10.920 --> 00:46:18.840
Twenty d energizers, I know, not even energized, broke ever Ready.

734
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:26.159
Ready Yo with the lightning bolt radio shack.

735
00:46:26.159 --> 00:46:29.800
Only walking around like radio Rhine from Do the Right Thing,

736
00:46:30.199 --> 00:46:35.480
twenty energizers. Man, I said, energizing.

737
00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:37.679
You remember your screen name.

738
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:40.239
For me?

739
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:41.119
Yeah?

740
00:46:41.920 --> 00:46:42.679
It was Biscuit.

741
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:44.840
Biscuit.

742
00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:48.039
Yeah, I knew a biscuit in high school.

743
00:46:48.920 --> 00:46:49.119
Yeah.

744
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:52.760
I don't know, do you?

745
00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:55.280
But do you remember that his house had foil everywhere?

746
00:46:55.760 --> 00:46:55.960
Yeah?

747
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:02.159
I don't know why, even the last upper Yeah, it

748
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:08.920
was biscuits. Crib was ridiculous, man, That's all I remember.

749
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:11.599
And he had what car did he have that everybody was.

750
00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:13.719
At an ex? I think it was an explorer or

751
00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:14.280
something like that.

752
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:16.880
It was some kind of like cheap or SCV. I

753
00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:18.079
don't remember it was.

754
00:47:18.119 --> 00:47:21.800
I think it was an explorer or something like that. Biscuits,

755
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:25.920
the foil, the fuck was going on in his creat

756
00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:27.159
no idea.

757
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:30.960
Oh my god, mine from the aliens.

758
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:34.960
Maybe maybe they were, maybe they were they knew.

759
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:39.679
Yeah, one of my one of my screenay, I had

760
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:46.079
a couple of them. Big. I had Big Big Zilla

761
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:50.719
once Big Silla, Bigzilla. I had that one once. I

762
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:58.760
had Agent forty nine X at one point that was

763
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:08.559
you oh ship, and then I had and one other

764
00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:11.639
one I had at one point was the infamous CEO.

765
00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:15.159
Oh yeah that.

766
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:20.320
Was that was That was the ones I used. I

767
00:48:20.440 --> 00:48:26.559
used the most. But yeah, that that's that's fucked up, man,

768
00:48:26.760 --> 00:48:30.920
the fucking oil. I remember the foil clearly, so hold on,

769
00:48:31.039 --> 00:48:39.000
but hold up, but hold up. I remember I remember

770
00:48:39.079 --> 00:48:44.639
one night Biscy came through with the one the one

771
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:48.320
kid that that that passed away, Skinny Joe was it.

772
00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:50.360
Yeah, Skinny Joe.

773
00:48:50.880 --> 00:48:52.440
Yeah he was. He was cool as out man.

774
00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:55.360
Yeah, that was my ex's cousin.

775
00:48:55.920 --> 00:49:02.880
Yeah, I remember that. Skinny Joe was wow too wild

776
00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:06.760
though wild though, but but yeah, I don't know what.

777
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:08.920
I don't know what what happened to him, but I

778
00:49:09.000 --> 00:49:10.920
know that he's no longer with us.

779
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:18.920
He actually, uh, where he was living wasn't like city.

780
00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:24.199
It's like Central Jersey if you will, Like.

781
00:49:26.559 --> 00:49:28.679
There's no such thing as Central Jersey, bro like.

782
00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:32.119
Playing fields around there and stuff like that. So he

783
00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:37.079
was living there and unfortunately, uh, the only way to

784
00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:40.079
get some from one place to the other was trying

785
00:49:40.119 --> 00:49:44.639
to cross a highway slash road, and so he did

786
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:46.440
and got hit by a car and died instantly.

787
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:52.800
Oh my god, yeah, I gotta be twenty two.

788
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:53.920
It probably.

789
00:49:55.159 --> 00:49:58.639
Because you know what, like like when I used to

790
00:49:58.679 --> 00:50:00.920
work down there, like going down like towards the bomb

791
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:04.159
Brook and all that stuff. Right, Like you see people

792
00:50:04.199 --> 00:50:07.199
always trying to run across the road, and I'm like, Yo,

793
00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:10.400
how dare you nominate yourself with a challenge?

794
00:50:10.480 --> 00:50:10.559
Yo?

795
00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:13.639
Like, I'm not even a move for this, bro, And.

796
00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:15.800
Well I know, I know what's crazy too, is your

797
00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:21.559
dude and skin Joe are real close. They were real close.

798
00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:22.559
They were always together.

799
00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:24.239
Yeah.

800
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:31.440
Yeah, all right. So my next thing is if you

801
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:34.719
could all right, this is a good question, good fucking question,

802
00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:38.559
all right, So put your thinking caps on for this one. Boy,

803
00:50:39.719 --> 00:50:43.800
if you can undo one moment in your life, what

804
00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:44.440
would it be?

805
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:46.920
Just one?

806
00:50:47.880 --> 00:50:55.679
I just want I just want one, just one, or

807
00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:57.159
if you have more than one with a story, we

808
00:50:57.440 --> 00:51:01.920
will take that to man. Let's start with lady g.

809
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:13.079
Oh boy, if I could undo one moment, I can't.

810
00:51:13.239 --> 00:51:16.280
I don't even know, because I've always been one to

811
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:19.000
say I would never change anything, but.

812
00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:21.159
I'd say.

813
00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:25.760
The first time I ever had sex.

814
00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:27.639
Born.

815
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:33.679
Yep, I second that, Well, you can't second ship, Yes

816
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:37.920
I can. I'm saying, I second that that's that's a

817
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:38.400
good one.

818
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:39.760
I agree with her on that.

819
00:51:40.280 --> 00:51:43.440
I agree on that, like I too would do the same,

820
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:46.000
like do that over undue.

821
00:51:46.880 --> 00:51:49.199
Yeah, for so for so many reasons.

822
00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:57.760
M h undo that first the first do the first wending,

823
00:51:57.840 --> 00:51:58.360
the first do.

824
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:02.920
I'm doing the first, dude, that's funny.

825
00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:15.320
Yeah, it's like hit the reverse draw for reverse, hit

826
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:17.159
the draw and the reverse of the s.

827
00:52:18.360 --> 00:52:18.880
M hm.

828
00:52:20.320 --> 00:52:29.320
Mum hm, oh, somebody's right now. I'm reading I am

829
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:34.119
reading the comments. Okay, if you could be a superhero,

830
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:37.440
which one would it be? That's what Midnight asked.

831
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:39.679
The whole.

832
00:52:42.519 --> 00:52:48.239
Oh TG is gone And with that she was gone, mm.

833
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:49.760
Hmm, I'd say whatever.

834
00:52:49.599 --> 00:53:00.880
You WiFi bill.

835
00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:06.000
I literally hit the back but and it kicked me

836
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:08.800
the fuck out and went back to the email with

837
00:53:08.960 --> 00:53:09.360
the link.

838
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:12.119
I was like, what happened.

839
00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:16.320
Was like yo, going back to the show that she

840
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.719
took me back to where I came from. Pay your

841
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:23.320
WiFi bill, he said, my will is paid. Thank you,

842
00:53:23.760 --> 00:53:26.320
all right. The one thing I make sure I paid

843
00:53:26.400 --> 00:53:26.800
my phone?

844
00:53:27.920 --> 00:53:28.760
Oh ship.

845
00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:30.679
So anyway, I heard.

846
00:53:30.519 --> 00:53:31.880
The Hulk before I left.

847
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:35.400
Yeah, well, we'll get to that question in a second,

848
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:36.239
but I still want to know.

849
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:38.840
Oh my bad, the thing you would undo?

850
00:53:39.440 --> 00:53:45.639
Yes? Undo the do we undo? The do that was?

851
00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:46.199
What about you?

852
00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:46.519
Bro?

853
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:47.960
What would you undo?

854
00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:52.119
I mean, I'd like to say nothing, but probably you know,

855
00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:56.800
I'm saying the situation how I handled like but then

856
00:53:56.800 --> 00:54:00.320
with my daughter's mom and my daughter probably do that.

857
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:01.360
I'll probably undo that.

858
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:02.719
But you know what.

859
00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:05.760
I want to see, yo, I want to be a

860
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:09.639
I'm going to buy my tongue on that one, you know,

861
00:54:09.719 --> 00:54:15.440
because like, yeah, sometimes you know, I gotta learn how

862
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:17.639
to buy my tongue, even though the doctor said I'm

863
00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:23.960
not epileptic, but whatever, right, But yeah, yeah, you know

864
00:54:24.039 --> 00:54:26.679
what that would be that that would be the only

865
00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:32.320
the only undo because everything else, whether you know, whether

866
00:54:32.480 --> 00:54:35.800
you know I'm saying, whether positive or negative out here

867
00:54:35.840 --> 00:54:38.880
that I've done out here, leave it the way it is,

868
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:41.199
leave it where it's at. You know what I'm saying,

869
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:44.880
leave it there, because you know what if I if

870
00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:47.559
I ain't done everything, then I will learn nothing.

871
00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:52.360
Right. Well, we didn't ask you to undo everything, because

872
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:53.440
that's just insanity.

873
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:56.159
No, no, no, no, no no, I'm just saying though,

874
00:54:56.239 --> 00:54:59.119
like you know, but yeah, you know what that that's

875
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:01.480
that's like the A thing that I wouldn't do is

876
00:55:02.000 --> 00:55:05.119
how not not how like you know what I'm saying.

877
00:55:06.239 --> 00:55:08.800
My relationship with my daughter's mom turned out, but how

878
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:12.039
I handled it, you know what I'm saying, like like

879
00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:14.639
how I reacted to it. You know, like like you know,

880
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:19.719
what if if if I wasn't you know, all pride

881
00:55:19.760 --> 00:55:22.000
for them whatever we talk about, I ain't gonna let

882
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.519
this bitch pay me, you know what I'm saying, and

883
00:55:24.639 --> 00:55:27.880
do all this extra ship. You know, if I would

884
00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:31.239
play the cool and whatever, you know, just things would

885
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:35.760
be things would have been different. But you know, being

886
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:38.400
hot headed, you know, like when you get threatened with

887
00:55:38.480 --> 00:55:41.400
your child or whatever, you're never gonna see a child again,

888
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:45.039
you know, like you don't you don't threaten or follow

889
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:47.760
that way anyways.

890
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:50.679
Right, Well, that's an example.

891
00:55:51.679 --> 00:55:53.280
You know, it is what it is, you know what

892
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:58.880
I'm saying. Learning from it now, big C what's yours?

893
00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:05.239
Well let's see. Now I'm gonna undo the do.

894
00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:12.079
You went along on the bandwagon? I unbelieve.

895
00:56:17.159 --> 00:56:18.960
Let me think what is what.

896
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:25.000
Lady g We're gonna get sure that says undo the Yeah,

897
00:56:25.519 --> 00:56:26.599
I'm down for that one.

898
00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:32.320
Wait wait, hold on, that's about with do commercial.

899
00:56:33.880 --> 00:56:36.440
D e W. We're not doing d e W d

900
00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:40.960
d d O the word. But yeah, want a trademark.

901
00:56:41.400 --> 00:56:44.679
No, but you know what, it's just a T shirt.

902
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:45.519
I don't care.

903
00:56:46.400 --> 00:56:48.719
They could tell, you know what, lady g.

904
00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:51.119
For wearing a T shirt, just the two of us.

905
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:53.760
They ain't even gonna know unless you're writing us out

906
00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:54.280
for money.

907
00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:59.639
Okay, I'm see I.

908
00:57:01.239 --> 00:57:03.039
Get the CEI for fucking mountains.

909
00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:08.920
Hell yeah, mountain dude, you ain't gonna stop me from

910
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:11.880
enjoying enjoying my mountain dew.

911
00:57:13.239 --> 00:57:14.679
Alright, let me think for a second.

912
00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:16.880
Hold on trying to get endorsement over here.

913
00:57:18.039 --> 00:57:25.400
Damn right, we just gives them away. I know, Ray, Yeah,

914
00:57:25.599 --> 00:57:27.639
you know what, speaking of endorsement, just brought to you

915
00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:30.599
by sexy ass water right here, natural.

916
00:57:33.880 --> 00:57:46.119
Natural, natural, no calories, no, it's gluten free, non gm O, no, no.

917
00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:51.639
Red dot for, no artificial flavors or dies.

918
00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:55.960
Oh, just sexy ass water.

919
00:57:56.480 --> 00:57:58.119
Sexy ass water, that's it.

920
00:57:58.280 --> 00:58:00.800
Oh yeah, that's it all right?

921
00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:02.559
So my.

922
00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:05.639
What would I what moment would I undo?

923
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:06.480
All right?

924
00:58:06.639 --> 00:58:11.960
So, uh, that's a good fucking question. Man, Why would

925
00:58:11.960 --> 00:58:15.239
I say ask myself such a question? Right, I know

926
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:22.239
it's ridiculous, right, Why would I put myself in that situation? Yeah,

927
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:29.440
I know, doctor Hank smash him. Mhmm. Let's see what

928
00:58:29.559 --> 00:58:32.239
would I undo? But the thing is, I think about

929
00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:36.119
the things that I would undo. But you have to

930
00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:38.760
be careful because it can unravel a whole lot of ship.

931
00:58:39.320 --> 00:58:41.519
You know what I'm saying, Like you can undo something,

932
00:58:41.639 --> 00:58:43.599
and but then if you undo something.

933
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:46.079
Okay, doctor Strange, get to the point.

934
00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:50.039
I mean, we're not doing it. It's just it's just

935
00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:52.719
like if I could go back, if I could do

936
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:56.800
it over or undo this right?

937
00:58:57.400 --> 00:59:07.119
All right? So wow, and to the multiverse, I would.

938
00:59:11.559 --> 00:59:23.840
Uh man, I don't even know I would. I would

939
00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:28.000
have stayed in North Bergen High School as opposed to

940
00:59:28.039 --> 00:59:34.519
going back to Hoboken High mm hmm, because I wasn't.

941
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:36.280
I I went to I had went to North Bergen

942
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:39.840
High for a little while. I actually actually tried to

943
00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:41.400
get into Weeahawk and High School.

944
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:43.760
I was gonna say, did you hit up like all

945
00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:45.639
of Hudson County's high schools?

946
00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:48.880
You were like, try me, you know what I mean?

947
00:59:49.719 --> 00:59:51.760
Now, let me tell you something. This is crazy. Now,

948
00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:52.519
this is crazy.

949
00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:55.199
So I.

950
00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:59.960
I wasn't we walking high for about a week. All right,

951
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:03.760
I had an address used it. But the problem was

952
01:00:04.280 --> 01:00:08.360
the address that I used. They looked at me and

953
01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:15.000
they said, mister Coleon, we know you don't live there,

954
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:18.719
we know who, we know whose address this is. And

955
01:00:18.800 --> 01:00:20.320
it took him a week to figure it out.

956
01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:24.199
Oh my god, that shows you how much they're paying attention.

957
01:00:25.239 --> 01:00:27.679
And they were like they pulled me in. They were like, listen,

958
01:00:28.480 --> 01:00:31.760
we know this isn't your address. I was like, fuck.

959
01:00:33.239 --> 01:00:37.039
So my mom decided to talk to my god mom.

960
01:00:38.079 --> 01:00:40.840
They I went into North Bergen and she lived in

961
01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:44.920
on sixty first Street and that's where I went to

962
01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:49.320
school for a whole year and a half. Yeah, my

963
01:00:49.440 --> 01:00:53.840
sophomore year into my junior year. Then I I went

964
01:00:53.920 --> 01:00:57.400
back to Hoboken higher graduates. I on the bus, I know,

965
01:00:57.599 --> 01:01:06.079
every every fucking morning, yep, every morning. So I yeah,

966
01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:08.519
I would undo going back to hobog because it was

967
01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:11.840
I got into so much ship I was better off.

968
01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:13.960
I was better off in No Bergen, I mean No Burgen.

969
01:01:14.199 --> 01:01:17.199
I learned so much it it opened up my eyes

970
01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:20.800
to a lot of different things because it was it

971
01:01:20.920 --> 01:01:25.599
was a completely different different atmosphere up there. You know

972
01:01:25.679 --> 01:01:28.760
what I'm saying. It was It wasn't. It wasn't Hoboken,

973
01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:30.880
It wasn't the hood. It wasn't. It wasn't like that.

974
01:01:31.079 --> 01:01:33.079
I mean it had you had your elements, but it

975
01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:35.239
wasn't like that. You know.

976
01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:35.920
I was.

977
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:43.079
My my music broadened and so many different football broadened.

978
01:01:43.280 --> 01:01:45.719
Everything was was was broadened, you know what I'm saying.

979
01:01:45.840 --> 01:01:56.039
So I learned a lot. I yeah, so yeah, yeah,

980
01:01:56.559 --> 01:02:03.000
that's it. That let's just stop right there before I

981
01:02:03.079 --> 01:02:06.559
before I start telling, before I get back into the storytime. Yeah,

982
01:02:07.039 --> 01:02:09.880
definitely going back, Yo, walk in high school, wasn't it.

983
01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:12.760
The funny thing is that, you know, like I used

984
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:16.360
to run into on the bus every morning, right. We

985
01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:17.880
used to get up on forty eighth Streets just to

986
01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:22.719
walk the little six blocks to so what's called Saint Joe's, right.

987
01:02:23.119 --> 01:02:24.679
I used to meet up with my peoples or whatever.

988
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:29.760
We used to walk up to Boulevardise, you know, yo.

989
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:32.559
But yeah, I went to high school, but I also

990
01:02:32.599 --> 01:02:36.280
went to school high. You know what I'm saying that

991
01:02:36.840 --> 01:02:38.480
that right after that, you know, like we used to

992
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:41.159
his sweet Tooth and get like one of the Cuban

993
01:02:41.199 --> 01:02:45.320
sandwiches early, you know, like the steak sandwiches, the steak

994
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:48.239
and cheese sandwich. Right. I was because I ain't going

995
01:02:48.280 --> 01:02:50.119
I ain't, no bitch, I ain't gonna you know, school lunch,

996
01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:51.159
you know what I mean.

997
01:02:51.760 --> 01:02:53.599
I'm specially with school lunch.

998
01:02:54.880 --> 01:02:57.119
I had to pay for school lunch. Yeah, I have

999
01:02:57.199 --> 01:02:59.440
to pay for school lunch. Right, that was some ship.

1000
01:02:59.559 --> 01:03:02.079
My school should be free always.

1001
01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:04.440
Mind you mind you you know what, mind you you

1002
01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:05.920
know what? Like I'm like, you know what, my parents

1003
01:03:05.960 --> 01:03:08.440
are ready to pay my tuition and that was a

1004
01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:11.440
waste of money because I end up getting expelled from school, right.

1005
01:03:13.239 --> 01:03:16.000
But like at the same time though, I mean, you know,

1006
01:03:16.079 --> 01:03:17.840
I was like, yo, you know what, man, Like, I'm

1007
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:20.039
not I'm not gonna pay a little five dollars for

1008
01:03:20.119 --> 01:03:22.719
like no Hamburger, French fries or whatever. When I can

1009
01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.960
just go across the Sweet Tooth, yeah you know what

1010
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:28.800
I mean. Like, but when I can go to Sweet

1011
01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:36.440
Tooth to get that yeah sandwich and ship, you know, like,

1012
01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:38.639
what's it gonna do? All that?

1013
01:03:40.199 --> 01:03:40.320
Right?

1014
01:03:40.480 --> 01:03:41.880
But like yeah, but but but like yeah, you know

1015
01:03:41.960 --> 01:03:44.400
what though, like like going to Catholic school was weird

1016
01:03:45.719 --> 01:03:47.639
because you know what, like, you know, honestly, it brought

1017
01:03:47.679 --> 01:03:51.280
out It really brought out the devil at me, you know,

1018
01:03:51.440 --> 01:03:53.400
like it brought up I don't know what it was,

1019
01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:55.119
but it brought out the worst of me.

1020
01:03:55.880 --> 01:03:57.400
M hm m hm.

1021
01:03:57.599 --> 01:04:01.679
You know because like all the restrictions mhm yeah.

1022
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:03.760
Yeah, Like like first off, you know what, man, like,

1023
01:04:04.679 --> 01:04:06.840
like you know, we have to wear uniforms and stuff.

1024
01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:10.079
You know, me, I always get in trouble because I'll

1025
01:04:10.119 --> 01:04:13.880
come and wearing you know, like my jeans over over

1026
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.840
my uniform and like you know what I'm saying, I

1027
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:20.599
leave my my arm shoes in my locker and wear

1028
01:04:20.639 --> 01:04:24.119
my timbulance too, and I'll get in trouble for that.

1029
01:04:24.880 --> 01:04:27.199
I'm like, bro, I want to change, Like what's the problem.

1030
01:04:27.920 --> 01:04:31.079
You know, that's not you know how we do it here? Man,

1031
01:04:31.159 --> 01:04:33.599
I was at school suspensis all yeah, more times I

1032
01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:34.239
was in class.

1033
01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:38.679
Yeah yeah, wow. Man, Oh I got it, I got

1034
01:04:38.800 --> 01:04:41.239
I gotta I got a story to tell, all right.

1035
01:04:41.519 --> 01:04:48.639
So so anyway I am. I was all right, So

1036
01:04:49.159 --> 01:04:50.760
we're gonna get We're gonna get a little bit a

1037
01:04:50.800 --> 01:04:53.199
little little little little wild right here right now. So

1038
01:04:56.159 --> 01:04:57.519
you know what, I'm gonna want to go there.

1039
01:04:59.360 --> 01:04:59.719
I can't.

1040
01:05:00.639 --> 01:05:03.400
Like, you're like, you know, maybe not.

1041
01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:07.920
See. I think you need to think shipped through before

1042
01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:12.760
you just start running your mouth over there, Sir. You're like,

1043
01:05:12.880 --> 01:05:14.880
this feels like a good idea, and then you really

1044
01:05:14.920 --> 01:05:16.840
start thinking about it, You're like, wait a minute, maybe

1045
01:05:16.920 --> 01:05:23.280
this isn't a good idea. Yeah, all right, hold on,

1046
01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:24.400
am I gonna tell this ship?

1047
01:05:25.360 --> 01:05:25.719
Yeah? I know?

1048
01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:30.639
And I was like, man, anyway, just say it how,

1049
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.639
Just say it how it is? That's it scared people

1050
01:05:34.719 --> 01:05:35.719
so worky and scared.

1051
01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:36.519
I'm not I'm not looking.

1052
01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:38.719
Did you have any other questions?

1053
01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:44.800
Question? Have another question? What's the best piece of advice

1054
01:05:44.840 --> 01:05:45.840
you've ever been given?

1055
01:05:48.320 --> 01:05:53.800
Only give a funk when it's your turn? M hm no, no, no,

1056
01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:55.639
you know what, that's the best piece of advice I've

1057
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:58.000
ever heard, because you know what, because like you find

1058
01:05:58.039 --> 01:06:01.400
yourself caring about things that's not within your control. If

1059
01:06:01.400 --> 01:06:05.760
it's not within your control, why should you care? You

1060
01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:08.480
know what I'm saying, look out for you, look out

1061
01:06:08.480 --> 01:06:09.559
for your loved ones. You know what I'm saying. If

1062
01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:11.960
it's in your control, then you know what, that's when

1063
01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:13.599
you care. If it's not. If it's out of your

1064
01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:15.719
hands and out of control, why should you care.

1065
01:06:17.039 --> 01:06:20.840
It's not giving you the power to the things that

1066
01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:21.400
you can't.

1067
01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:24.039
You just add more stress. You just added more stress

1068
01:06:24.079 --> 01:06:26.039
to you know what I'm saying, trying to control son,

1069
01:06:26.559 --> 01:06:28.760
So you're the best piece of advice I've ever heard

1070
01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:31.480
is like, YO, only give a fuck when it's your

1071
01:06:31.559 --> 01:06:34.559
turn to give a fuck. And then you know what

1072
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:37.159
I'm saying, Yo, life is so much easy after that.

1073
01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:42.480
Okay, lady g what about you.

1074
01:06:44.039 --> 01:06:45.519
Crossing the green and that in between?

1075
01:06:47.679 --> 01:06:47.840
Oh?

1076
01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:57.840
God, best piece of advice I've ever gotten. I don't

1077
01:06:57.880 --> 01:06:59.840
think anybody's ever really given me advice.

1078
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:07.400
Mhm all right, I'm about to give you. Yeah, I'm

1079
01:07:07.400 --> 01:07:13.039
about to give what I'm going to give you one

1080
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:16.960
right now. Le Okay, don't eat yellow snow.

1081
01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:20.480
Oh my god, not bad advice, but.

1082
01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:36.199
No there oh sh negro Domas has spoken, Oh man,

1083
01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:38.239
what about sho TG.

1084
01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:41.800
I mean, there's a few things that stick with me.

1085
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:49.199
One of one of the biggest ones was the letting

1086
01:07:49.280 --> 01:07:52.880
go of things you can't control, not giving power into

1087
01:07:53.599 --> 01:07:59.840
uh someone else when you don't have control, picking and

1088
01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:03.840
choosing your battles. That was the biggest thing. I remember

1089
01:08:03.920 --> 01:08:07.159
when I was teaching pick and choose your battles, like,

1090
01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:12.360
you know, don't nitpick or whatever like. There should be

1091
01:08:12.400 --> 01:08:15.159
a reason to fight for something.

1092
01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:24.239
Okay. That's that's that's legit. That's as legit as it gets. Right, Okay,

1093
01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:31.479
Now you gotta tell the story now. So now I'm

1094
01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:34.720
not being told that I gotta tell the story, all right,

1095
01:08:34.840 --> 01:08:37.039
So hold on real quick. I mean, the best piece

1096
01:08:37.079 --> 01:08:44.560
of advice I've ever been given. Bro, Why are you

1097
01:08:44.680 --> 01:08:46.680
brushing your face really quick?

1098
01:08:46.760 --> 01:08:47.600
Brushing my beard?

1099
01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:55.640
Yo? It's a habby yo all right?

1100
01:08:56.439 --> 01:09:03.680
Wi Bill yo yo yo yo. She's still running on

1101
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:04.159
four K.

1102
01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:10.359
I'm just not gonna look in comments anymore. It's too

1103
01:09:10.399 --> 01:09:13.319
complicated on my phone. I keep doing the same thing

1104
01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:14.239
and leaving bro.

1105
01:09:14.920 --> 01:09:19.359
Bro, she's still running on four G. She's on a

1106
01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:24.680
three G network, her nurse connections and some books.

1107
01:09:26.479 --> 01:09:29.640
I'm my Wi fi and it's working. I just keep

1108
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:31.760
doing the same damn thing, all right.

1109
01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:34.239
So the best piece of advice I've ever been given.

1110
01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:46.359
Don't try to change what doesn't need to be changed.

1111
01:09:46.439 --> 01:09:54.439
Focused on you and what you want to do with yourself.

1112
01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:56.680
My grandmother once told me. She said to me this

1113
01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:58.520
she said to me in Spanish. I'm trying to figure

1114
01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:01.359
out how to say it in English. But she said

1115
01:10:01.399 --> 01:10:03.800
to me, she was like, there's one thing you cannot do,

1116
01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:09.760
and that's changed other people's thought process and their thoughts

1117
01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:12.119
and how they think of you. The only thing you

1118
01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:15.840
could do is think. Think. The only thing you can

1119
01:10:15.920 --> 01:10:19.359
do is worry about yourself and where you're going in life,

1120
01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:22.640
not where everybody else wants you to go. That's what

1121
01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:27.359
it was, Grandma. Yeah, and it was crazy because she

1122
01:10:27.479 --> 01:10:30.239
wasn't even my grandmother, she was my great grandmother. This

1123
01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:32.199
is something, this is something a lot of people don't know.

1124
01:10:33.439 --> 01:10:36.439
My my grandmom passed before I was born.

1125
01:10:37.119 --> 01:10:37.520
Mm hmm.

1126
01:10:38.119 --> 01:10:42.399
So my great grandmother raised my mom and her siblings

1127
01:10:42.479 --> 01:10:47.439
with her kids. Wow, so she raised five of her own,

1128
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:51.760
plus my mother and her two siblings all together. We

1129
01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:58.680
get off, get off the bed. The fuck is going

1130
01:10:58.720 --> 01:10:59.319
on over there?

1131
01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:05.439
Yeah, it's just my k yo. I hate that.

1132
01:11:06.239 --> 01:11:10.880
Yeah. So yeah, don't sweat the absolutely, don't sweat the

1133
01:11:10.920 --> 01:11:14.760
small stuff. You know what I'm saying. Sorry, let me

1134
01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:16.039
get me, let me let me tell you the story.

1135
01:11:16.039 --> 01:11:18.560
I might as well say the story, all right. Yeah,

1136
01:11:18.640 --> 01:11:24.159
So just listen. So back when I was in high school,

1137
01:11:24.720 --> 01:11:26.960
are you gonna learn a little bit about big coldly

1138
01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:29.560
on right now? For those who don't know, some do know,

1139
01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:34.239
but some don't know. But I was a massive, massive

1140
01:11:34.279 --> 01:11:38.159
alcoholic in high school, so were a lot of us.

1141
01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:43.960
You know what I'm saying. Huh oh.

1142
01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:46.960
Not you, not me.

1143
01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:50.840
I didn't drink the first forty I ever drank. I

1144
01:11:51.079 --> 01:11:54.840
was graduated from high school and almost going to be nineteen,

1145
01:11:55.079 --> 01:11:57.399
so whatever, almost.

1146
01:11:57.079 --> 01:11:59.439
Going to be nineteen? Wait wait, wait year did you graduate?

1147
01:11:59.640 --> 01:12:02.079
Oh no, wait, I graduated from high school. It was

1148
01:12:02.119 --> 01:12:05.399
that summer. I was eighteen. My bad, I was eighteen

1149
01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:06.039
years old.

1150
01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:09.079
But anyway, yeah, I was.

1151
01:12:09.239 --> 01:12:09.479
I was.

1152
01:12:09.720 --> 01:12:12.279
I was a massive, massive alcoholic in high school. And

1153
01:12:13.000 --> 01:12:16.800
I used to keep forties in my locker between two

1154
01:12:17.560 --> 01:12:22.279
zip block bags of ice okay in my locker okay.

1155
01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:28.760
And one one day we were we were drinking, just

1156
01:12:29.079 --> 01:12:30.680
having a good time in the morning. This was like

1157
01:12:30.800 --> 01:12:38.760
all day thing. So I don't know who knows him,

1158
01:12:38.760 --> 01:12:42.199
but who doesn't, But this kid named Miguel, he was,

1159
01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:45.680
he was, he was, he was drunk. He went to

1160
01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:50.960
school and yeah, he was constantly asking to go to

1161
01:12:51.039 --> 01:12:53.880
the bathroom because you know when you drink a lot epe.

1162
01:12:55.199 --> 01:12:59.800
So eventually they they got wind of that and they

1163
01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:02.159
were like, I just fucking kick go into the bathroom

1164
01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:04.279
so much so they send him to the nurse's office.

1165
01:13:04.359 --> 01:13:08.600
Right go to the nurse's office and the nurse says

1166
01:13:08.680 --> 01:13:12.399
to him, are you sick? Are you feeling okay? Are

1167
01:13:12.479 --> 01:13:15.159
you diabetic or whatever? You know? And he was like, no,

1168
01:13:16.439 --> 01:13:19.960
I'm not diabetic. And she was like, oh, we know

1169
01:13:20.039 --> 01:13:26.079
what's going on here. So all of a sudden, which

1170
01:13:26.279 --> 01:13:30.199
wasn't which wasn't unusual for my name to be called

1171
01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:35.520
over the loudspeaker in school, Well, mister Colyon, please report

1172
01:13:35.600 --> 01:13:38.680
to mister Ragan's office right away. So I was like,

1173
01:13:40.479 --> 01:13:42.600
so I go down there and fucking kid is sitting

1174
01:13:42.680 --> 01:13:48.159
on sitting at the desk right. So, mister Colyon, what

1175
01:13:48.279 --> 01:13:51.520
were you doing this morning? Nothing? I walked home, I

1176
01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:54.880
walked to school from home, you know, I came to school.

1177
01:13:54.920 --> 01:14:00.479
I'm here, I was marked in. So you didn't go

1178
01:14:00.640 --> 01:14:07.800
anywhere else do anything else this morning? Because mister Desato

1179
01:14:07.920 --> 01:14:13.359
over here says that you guys were drinking, and I'm

1180
01:14:13.399 --> 01:14:17.520
looking at him like this motherfucker. I was like, no,

1181
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:19.520
he must have been by himself, because it wasn't me.

1182
01:14:20.399 --> 01:14:23.960
I don't I don't do that kind of shit. You know,

1183
01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:28.039
that's that's not me. Then he was like, all right, well,

1184
01:14:28.840 --> 01:14:32.960
you know, you guys are gonna get tested. You'ren't tested,

1185
01:14:33.840 --> 01:14:37.079
and we're gonna get to the bottom of this. So

1186
01:14:37.880 --> 01:14:43.760
of course that you'reine test us comes back positive. And

1187
01:14:44.439 --> 01:14:48.680
the thing was that now we were told that if

1188
01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:52.640
we didn't go to this program called Giant Steps, now Giant.

1189
01:14:52.399 --> 01:14:57.039
Steps, Giant Steps, Wow, giant Step.

1190
01:14:58.199 --> 01:15:00.960
We had to go to Giant Steps, right right, mm hmm.

1191
01:15:01.359 --> 01:15:04.760
So they told us that if we didn't finish the

1192
01:15:04.880 --> 01:15:08.800
program and graduated from the program, we weren't going to

1193
01:15:08.840 --> 01:15:11.680
be allowed to graduate with with you know, our class.

1194
01:15:13.439 --> 01:15:15.600
So that's scared that. That scared the shit out of me.

1195
01:15:15.720 --> 01:15:17.359
So I was like, you know what, I gotta graduate.

1196
01:15:17.399 --> 01:15:21.239
I'm not fucking around. I can't, you know what I'm saying. So,

1197
01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:23.840
needless to say, out of the whole group, because there

1198
01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:25.439
was a group of us, there was like five of

1199
01:15:25.520 --> 01:15:28.119
us that got in that got in trouble and got

1200
01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:31.319
sent to the program. I was the only one that

1201
01:15:31.479 --> 01:15:36.920
finished the program. Nobody else graduated. Oh my God, So

1202
01:15:38.279 --> 01:15:43.079
I I ended up graduating and you know, graduating high

1203
01:15:43.119 --> 01:15:47.399
school and you know, doing my thing. And a lot

1204
01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:52.880
of people don't know this, but like I you can,

1205
01:15:52.920 --> 01:15:54.479
you can, I can consider my I can.

1206
01:15:54.600 --> 01:15:54.800
I can.

1207
01:15:55.119 --> 01:15:57.239
I can actually say to myself or say to people,

1208
01:15:57.319 --> 01:16:01.800
I'm a recovering alcoholic because because you know, I went

1209
01:16:01.880 --> 01:16:06.800
through that and having the history in my family, like

1210
01:16:06.960 --> 01:16:12.159
my dad's a severe alcoholic. Mhm, excuse me. My my

1211
01:16:12.319 --> 01:16:16.920
grandfather was a severe alcoholic. And that ship, that ship

1212
01:16:17.119 --> 01:16:19.319
is in your in my in my genes and my

1213
01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:22.399
blood and ship, you know what I'm saying. So a

1214
01:16:22.479 --> 01:16:25.399
lot of people like when they ask me, oh, do

1215
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:30.159
you drink, I'm like, you know, my body will be

1216
01:16:30.239 --> 01:16:33.239
lucky to get alcohol in it once a year if that.

1217
01:16:33.840 --> 01:16:35.479
You know what I'm saying. I can go. I've been.

1218
01:16:35.600 --> 01:16:39.960
It's been a long time. And sometimes I get I

1219
01:16:40.079 --> 01:16:42.680
get like I get these thoughts, you know what I'm saying,

1220
01:16:42.800 --> 01:16:47.000
Like I want to I want to have a drink,

1221
01:16:47.079 --> 01:16:49.640
Like I want to drink something, So I go to

1222
01:16:49.720 --> 01:16:54.359
the liquor store, I'll buy a bottle of something and

1223
01:16:54.479 --> 01:16:57.800
it'll just sit there. You know what I'm saying. I

1224
01:16:58.079 --> 01:17:00.880
don't drink from it. So I mean, I I can

1225
01:17:00.960 --> 01:17:03.199
go to a bar, I can go wherever I want

1226
01:17:03.279 --> 01:17:06.520
to go, and and and watch anybody drink whatever. And

1227
01:17:06.880 --> 01:17:09.159
I don't get the I don't get that that that

1228
01:17:10.119 --> 01:17:12.920
urge that that I need to drink. You know what

1229
01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:18.079
I'm saying. I don't get that. But it was, it was.

1230
01:17:19.000 --> 01:17:20.920
It was a big deal for a very long time.

1231
01:17:21.119 --> 01:17:27.399
Like I started, I started drinking beers and ship, and

1232
01:17:27.560 --> 01:17:30.159
then it went and went. When I was like when

1233
01:17:30.199 --> 01:17:33.359
I say really young, I mean really young. And back

1234
01:17:33.399 --> 01:17:37.159
in them days, Muhammed down on First Street used to

1235
01:17:37.239 --> 01:17:41.479
fucking sell us or you know how he did it,

1236
01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:43.640
Like he would sell us the liquor and he would

1237
01:17:43.680 --> 01:17:46.960
open up the cap and hand it to us so

1238
01:17:47.119 --> 01:17:48.920
in case the cops came in, he can say, well

1239
01:17:48.960 --> 01:17:50.800
they came in with that, it was already open.

1240
01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:52.079
Oh ship.

1241
01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:56.920
So that's how that's how he did it, you know

1242
01:17:56.920 --> 01:18:00.239
what I'm saying. So he so he always sold to

1243
01:18:00.399 --> 01:18:03.199
under age kids, and he's got busted a few times,

1244
01:18:03.239 --> 01:18:05.439
but his look so still, I think it's still there.

1245
01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:07.520
I don't know if he owns it. Don't tell me

1246
01:18:08.000 --> 01:18:09.079
that it's still there.

1247
01:18:09.680 --> 01:18:14.159
He's still there still, you know, like he's still he's

1248
01:18:14.159 --> 01:18:16.479
still stolen a pine of Hendy for forty five dollars

1249
01:18:17.119 --> 01:18:19.439
right after hours or whatever, and it was just still

1250
01:18:19.479 --> 01:18:22.039
buying it. Wow, I don't understand, like.

1251
01:18:22.119 --> 01:18:23.920
You know, I yeah, I know, I don't know. I

1252
01:18:23.920 --> 01:18:25.079
don't know why I know how that guy is still

1253
01:18:25.079 --> 01:18:29.479
in the business. But but anyways, so so yeah, man,

1254
01:18:29.720 --> 01:18:34.880
I can honestly say that, you know, I've I'm I'm

1255
01:18:35.560 --> 01:18:37.399
I can say I'm a recovering alcoholic.

1256
01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:37.880
I guess.

1257
01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:41.319
I mean, I don't. I don't. I don't go to

1258
01:18:41.600 --> 01:18:43.720
a I don't go to any of that ship. Like

1259
01:18:45.039 --> 01:18:49.560
I just I just maintained everything, you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,

1260
01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:52.960
you know, I don't. I don't, I don't drink, I

1261
01:18:53.000 --> 01:18:55.880
don't do any of that ship. But that was my story.

1262
01:18:56.600 --> 01:18:59.000
Yeah, look, you know what you you out of all

1263
01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:00.960
people do. I used to be back with it, like

1264
01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:03.560
you know what I'm saying, like drink like a fifth

1265
01:19:03.600 --> 01:19:09.119
of all of Tito's and like drive home not knowing

1266
01:19:09.159 --> 01:19:11.000
how how I got home. The only thing I noticed

1267
01:19:11.039 --> 01:19:12.880
how I got home. Like I used to be, like

1268
01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:14.720
you know what they like, Like liquor used to be

1269
01:19:14.800 --> 01:19:17.399
my vice because it opened up the other doors, you know,

1270
01:19:17.520 --> 01:19:19.640
like like it's just like it was like an usher

1271
01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:22.439
into other shit. You know what I'm saying, Like coke

1272
01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:25.199
is there. You know what, I'm Michael Irvin, And you

1273
01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:27.680
know what I'm saying, I'm scar facing it. If there's

1274
01:19:27.760 --> 01:19:30.119
pills there, you know what. You know what I'm saying,

1275
01:19:30.199 --> 01:19:34.800
Like nothing is going too far when I'm drunk, you

1276
01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.479
know what I'm saying, Like if there's drugs, you know

1277
01:19:36.479 --> 01:19:38.319
what I'm saying, Like it opened doors for me to

1278
01:19:38.399 --> 01:19:41.800
do with other things up until I actually got banged

1279
01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:43.880
with the duy like you know. And the funny thing

1280
01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:46.319
is that I got you know what I'm saying. I

1281
01:19:46.319 --> 01:19:50.840
got banged on my duy sleeping like like I'm in

1282
01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:52.560
my car right now. I was sleeping in the car.

1283
01:19:52.880 --> 01:19:54.119
You know what I'm saying. I got to push start

1284
01:19:54.199 --> 01:19:57.000
everything and they still banged me with the duy. But

1285
01:19:57.119 --> 01:19:59.239
like that right there, like you know, I was like, yo,

1286
01:19:59.279 --> 01:20:01.119
you know what, next time I do this, I will

1287
01:20:01.199 --> 01:20:05.399
kill somebody. So like you know what I'm done, And

1288
01:20:05.560 --> 01:20:08.159
like there's been three years since I drank, Like I

1289
01:20:08.399 --> 01:20:10.399
like you do what like like like you know what

1290
01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:12.800
I could actually be around. I could actually be you

1291
01:20:12.840 --> 01:20:15.720
know what I'm saying around people drinking, you know what

1292
01:20:15.720 --> 01:20:19.119
I'm saying, and like it does nothing for me, you know,

1293
01:20:19.279 --> 01:20:21.119
like but one thing, one thing is for sure, right

1294
01:20:21.960 --> 01:20:25.720
like this like this is how like sensitive, like you know,

1295
01:20:25.840 --> 01:20:29.319
like my taste buds has gotten to liquor. My mom

1296
01:20:29.439 --> 01:20:30.960
like you know, gives me a scoop of ice cream

1297
01:20:31.039 --> 01:20:33.359
or whatever, right so you know, I want to go

1298
01:20:33.479 --> 01:20:35.760
visit my mom. She gave me ice cream and I'm like,

1299
01:20:36.359 --> 01:20:39.760
I'm like, I said, Yo, does this have liquor in it?

1300
01:20:40.119 --> 01:20:41.880
She's like yeah, rum raised. I was like, why would

1301
01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:45.159
you do this? You don't see what I'm saying. She's like,

1302
01:20:45.239 --> 01:20:47.079
it's on the ice cream. I say, but why you

1303
01:20:47.159 --> 01:20:49.520
know I could taste it. I ain't trying to drink.

1304
01:20:49.600 --> 01:20:51.239
I was like, I was like, Mom, do you understand

1305
01:20:51.239 --> 01:20:53.439
the type of situation I'm in right now? Like like

1306
01:20:53.520 --> 01:20:54.880
you know, like this is real, you know what I'm saying,

1307
01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:56.840
Like like you know what, I'm always going to be

1308
01:20:57.359 --> 01:21:00.279
an alcoholic. I'm always going to be, you know saying,

1309
01:21:00.279 --> 01:21:02.039
And I'm always gonna be, you know what I'm saying,

1310
01:21:02.520 --> 01:21:04.600
an addict if you will. And I'm not scared to

1311
01:21:04.600 --> 01:21:06.800
say that I'm you know what I'm saying. Even though

1312
01:21:06.840 --> 01:21:09.880
I'm like clean, you know what I'm saying, I'm always

1313
01:21:09.920 --> 01:21:12.880
going to be that person, don't you know what I'm saying,

1314
01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:14.840
Like don't give me nothing, you know what I'm saying.

1315
01:21:14.880 --> 01:21:17.319
Like that's why, like you know, I stay away from people,

1316
01:21:17.399 --> 01:21:22.199
places and things. Well, I mean, I go to bars

1317
01:21:22.600 --> 01:21:26.000
every now and then. I don't drink though, you know,

1318
01:21:26.159 --> 01:21:28.479
like I'm around people who do you know what I'm saying,

1319
01:21:28.479 --> 01:21:30.359
I'm around people who do things, but I don't do nothing.

1320
01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:33.359
It's just not you know what I'm saying, Like it

1321
01:21:33.680 --> 01:21:37.159
doesn't appeal to me no more, you know. But but

1322
01:21:37.279 --> 01:21:40.239
then again, I mean, like I mean, I can't speak

1323
01:21:40.279 --> 01:21:42.560
for every person that's dealing with addiction and stuff, but

1324
01:21:42.600 --> 01:21:45.880
I could speak for myself. And myself was like I

1325
01:21:46.000 --> 01:21:48.199
was escaping something. I was escaping something. I was running

1326
01:21:48.199 --> 01:21:51.960
away from something, you know, right, Like you know what

1327
01:21:52.199 --> 01:21:54.920
in this world, either chasing something or you're running away

1328
01:21:54.960 --> 01:21:59.800
from something, or you're doing both, you know. So so

1329
01:22:00.159 --> 01:22:02.399
I was so I was chasing to be numb by

1330
01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:08.159
running away from myself. And I was like, you know what,

1331
01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:11.199
let me man up and like, you know, deal with

1332
01:22:11.279 --> 01:22:15.199
the head on. If it hurts, it hurts so good, right,

1333
01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:21.840
you know, like we all catch meetings out here, so whatever. Right,

1334
01:22:22.600 --> 01:22:24.479
But I do have a funny story of high school though.

1335
01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:25.880
Yo.

1336
01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:28.039
Shout out to my boy right from thirty ninth Street

1337
01:22:28.520 --> 01:22:32.920
right the projects over there. So this is Catholic school stuff.

1338
01:22:33.439 --> 01:22:37.479
Right the night before, EM and I on the phone

1339
01:22:37.840 --> 01:22:43.000
talking about he has acid. I was like, bring it

1340
01:22:43.119 --> 01:22:47.199
to school. He's like, I, who know, Isaac stopped being

1341
01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:50.720
a pussy. Bring it to school. Don't worry. I got you.

1342
01:22:52.279 --> 01:22:57.600
So he brings it to school, right, and and like,

1343
01:22:57.680 --> 01:22:59.159
you know, like I met him in the front. He

1344
01:22:59.439 --> 01:23:01.600
was gonna get some orange juice, except for what He's like,

1345
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:05.520
orange juice kicks it up faster. I'm like that. So

1346
01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:07.600
we go to Sweet Tooth, you go get the orange juice. Right,

1347
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:09.880
We take this shit, like, you know, like right right

1348
01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:12.800
there Saint Joe's Park lot. You know, we dipped it

1349
01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:16.800
or whatever. It started to dissolve, right, you know, drank

1350
01:23:16.880 --> 01:23:19.319
some orange juice. And I'm like, yeah, I don't feel nothing,

1351
01:23:19.520 --> 01:23:22.000
you know what I'm saying. Home room passed by, first

1352
01:23:22.039 --> 01:23:24.880
period passed by. I ain't feel nothing. Right, him and

1353
01:23:24.920 --> 01:23:28.000
I we have theology class for those who don't know,

1354
01:23:28.159 --> 01:23:33.239
you know what I'm saying, Bible class. So I sat

1355
01:23:33.279 --> 01:23:35.479
in a chair and whatever, right, and like, you know,

1356
01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:39.199
like we had like this old nun named sister Grace right,

1357
01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:41.079
like you know, like and her face looked like it

1358
01:23:41.199 --> 01:23:44.119
was like, you know, like she was just old, like

1359
01:23:44.199 --> 01:23:46.199
she must have been like in the eighties and nineties

1360
01:23:46.239 --> 01:23:49.319
at the time, you know, like she was very frail.

1361
01:23:49.720 --> 01:23:51.199
You know what. God blessed what I did to that

1362
01:23:51.319 --> 01:23:55.920
later that day. Right, So, so him and I are

1363
01:23:55.920 --> 01:23:59.000
sitting down and stuff, right, and I'm like, yo, this

1364
01:23:59.039 --> 01:24:01.520
shit ain't shit. So then you know, she's like, oh,

1365
01:24:01.760 --> 01:24:02.479
so all our hair.

1366
01:24:02.479 --> 01:24:06.079
Was helping your books open your Bible.

1367
01:24:05.880 --> 01:24:10.159
To page, you know. So I saw, you know, I

1368
01:24:10.279 --> 01:24:13.000
go into my school bag or whatever. Right, I put

1369
01:24:13.039 --> 01:24:16.159
the Bible. You know what I'm saying. You know, I'm here,

1370
01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:18.479
like you know, like trying to read. And I started laughing.

1371
01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:21.760
I was like, yo, everyone, I was like, you know

1372
01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:23.039
what I'm saying. So I asked the nunt you know

1373
01:24:23.079 --> 01:24:24.520
what I'm saying. I asked, like, you know, I say, sister,

1374
01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:28.479
very spastic question. She was like she was like not now,

1375
01:24:28.560 --> 01:24:30.000
I think no, I have a question. I was like,

1376
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:32.680
you know this father was blasphemous. I was like, it

1377
01:24:32.760 --> 01:24:35.640
seems to me that everybody, you know what I'm saying. Everybody,

1378
01:24:35.920 --> 01:24:37.239
you know what I'm saying in this book over here

1379
01:24:37.319 --> 01:24:39.239
is tripping on asked because they see things that we

1380
01:24:39.319 --> 01:24:42.920
don't see. So she got you know what I'm saying.

1381
01:24:42.960 --> 01:24:45.960
She got upset. She starts yelling at me, right, and

1382
01:24:46.039 --> 01:24:48.239
that the minute she started coming closer that her face

1383
01:24:48.279 --> 01:24:51.279
started melting. Oh god, so like my eyes opened up.

1384
01:24:51.279 --> 01:24:55.319
I was like, I was like, Joe, your face is melting. Right.

1385
01:24:55.439 --> 01:24:58.079
Everyone starts laughing and shit right they because like they

1386
01:24:58.079 --> 01:25:00.159
thought I was being a regular clown, but like they

1387
01:25:00.199 --> 01:25:04.000
don't know that I'm tripping, right, nobody knows I'm tripping, yo,

1388
01:25:05.199 --> 01:25:07.560
So like so like so so like you know what,

1389
01:25:07.720 --> 01:25:09.640
Like then i started seeing bubbles and all that shit

1390
01:25:09.760 --> 01:25:12.720
right around her face and I'm like, yo, you know

1391
01:25:12.760 --> 01:25:14.399
what I'm saying. She was like, I need you to guy,

1392
01:25:14.439 --> 01:25:17.520
have my class right now? Right, I like my heart

1393
01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:20.600
slights like you know what I'm saying, like like beating quick,

1394
01:25:21.079 --> 01:25:24.239
and I'm like, yo, this is fucked up. So like

1395
01:25:24.319 --> 01:25:27.279
my boy starts tripping too, and he's laughing so him

1396
01:25:27.319 --> 01:25:28.800
and I. You know what I'm saying, like like I'm like,

1397
01:25:28.880 --> 01:25:31.279
I'm there like like having a bad trip because of

1398
01:25:31.399 --> 01:25:33.920
my first time, Like I didn't expect all this shit. Right,

1399
01:25:34.319 --> 01:25:36.840
He's there laughing at me having this bad trip, right,

1400
01:25:37.960 --> 01:25:39.960
Like I didn't want to leave the classroom. So she

1401
01:25:40.039 --> 01:25:42.119
went out to go get the principal, right and I'm

1402
01:25:42.600 --> 01:25:44.319
and you know, everybody was talking shit. But I'm here

1403
01:25:44.319 --> 01:25:45.560
looking at her and I say, Yo, we gotta go.

1404
01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:48.239
He was like yo, I know, bro. I was like, Yoe,

1405
01:25:48.279 --> 01:25:52.399
we're gonna get in trouble. So so, like theology class

1406
01:25:52.439 --> 01:25:54.319
was on the first floor right there, right there on

1407
01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:59.039
fifty fourth Street. So then opened up the window. Him

1408
01:25:59.079 --> 01:26:02.119
and I we jumped out the windo, so right walk

1409
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:04.520
to his house or whatever. And I'm trying to like,

1410
01:26:04.560 --> 01:26:07.600
you know, like work this, you know what I'm saying,

1411
01:26:07.680 --> 01:26:10.039
work this whole thing through with shit. You know what

1412
01:26:10.039 --> 01:26:16.000
I'm saying. First off, acid is like if you're not

1413
01:26:16.079 --> 01:26:17.800
prepared for you have to be mentally prepared for it.

1414
01:26:17.880 --> 01:26:21.640
I wasn't, so like I was automatically having a bad trip.

1415
01:26:22.760 --> 01:26:25.199
So like we ended up, like you know what I'm saying,

1416
01:26:25.279 --> 01:26:29.119
going to the projects or whatever on thirty ninth Street, right,

1417
01:26:30.159 --> 01:26:31.520
and like he's trying to like you know what I'm saying,

1418
01:26:31.560 --> 01:26:34.159
like like talk me down or whatever, because I'm like, yo,

1419
01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:36.359
you know what I'm saying. I can't go home like this,

1420
01:26:36.640 --> 01:26:39.960
you know what I'm saying. So like he was like, Yo,

1421
01:26:40.079 --> 01:26:42.399
look at your eyes, bro, So like you know, we're

1422
01:26:42.439 --> 01:26:43.920
going this house. I'm here looking at his eyes and

1423
01:26:43.960 --> 01:26:46.319
I'm doing this right, I'm sure you right now, I'm

1424
01:26:46.399 --> 01:26:52.880
like this like that right, And I'm like, you know,

1425
01:26:53.439 --> 01:26:56.079
like yo, and like I've never seen my pupil so

1426
01:26:56.279 --> 01:26:58.760
dilated before. And I'm like, yo, how long.

1427
01:26:58.680 --> 01:26:59.199
Does this last?

1428
01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:05.159
He's like twelve eighteen hours. I was like, I'm like, bro,

1429
01:27:05.680 --> 01:27:09.279
this is so fucked up, right. So, like we're in

1430
01:27:09.359 --> 01:27:11.039
this house tripping, and that's the worst ship. You know

1431
01:27:11.039 --> 01:27:12.520
what I'm saying. The worst thing to do is be

1432
01:27:12.680 --> 01:27:16.000
indoors tripping, you know, because like we're trying to watch TV,

1433
01:27:16.159 --> 01:27:17.920
and like, yo, you know what, like it just you know,

1434
01:27:18.439 --> 01:27:20.600
you know, it was like so colorful the TV. Right,

1435
01:27:21.359 --> 01:27:23.279
Like I remember the TV was like so colorful and

1436
01:27:23.399 --> 01:27:25.359
like you can see like the waves coming out the TV,

1437
01:27:26.079 --> 01:27:29.560
like the colorful waves and whatever. And I was like, Yo,

1438
01:27:29.640 --> 01:27:32.279
I'm bugging bro. I said, Yo, look at these waves.

1439
01:27:32.840 --> 01:27:35.079
You know what I'm saying. So, then like it was

1440
01:27:35.119 --> 01:27:38.960
time for me to go home, and I was like, yo,

1441
01:27:39.000 --> 01:27:40.199
you know what, I don't know how I'm going to

1442
01:27:40.239 --> 01:27:44.920
get home. And bypassed my mom and my dad more

1443
01:27:45.000 --> 01:27:47.079
or less my mom. You know what I'm saying, cause

1444
01:27:47.079 --> 01:27:48.600
I'm pretty sure they got the phone call saying that

1445
01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:50.760
you know that I left, I left school and shit

1446
01:27:51.760 --> 01:27:55.880
mm hmmm, so because you know, Catholic school. So like

1447
01:27:57.159 --> 01:27:58.640
I was trying, I was trying to figure out ways

1448
01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.439
to like, you know what I'm saying, so over up.

1449
01:28:02.000 --> 01:28:04.119
Why this dumb ass was like, Yo, let's go get

1450
01:28:04.159 --> 01:28:06.079
a forty. You can soaper from there.

1451
01:28:07.760 --> 01:28:07.960
Man.

1452
01:28:09.119 --> 01:28:13.479
Look like my ship was you know what I'm saying,

1453
01:28:13.520 --> 01:28:15.960
I like, yo, you know what? Like look, I didn't

1454
01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:17.079
even know that, you know what I'm saying. Like my

1455
01:28:17.119 --> 01:28:19.439
ship was like starting to level off, you know what

1456
01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:20.840
I'm saying. It was like close to three o'clock, right,

1457
01:28:20.880 --> 01:28:23.039
My ship was trying to my shoes started the level off,

1458
01:28:23.520 --> 01:28:25.439
but I was still I was still in panic mode.

1459
01:28:26.560 --> 01:28:29.199
I drink this forty, right, and it brought everything back up.

1460
01:28:29.760 --> 01:28:31.079
Oh my god, oh man.

1461
01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:33.880
I was like. I was like, no, you know what

1462
01:28:33.880 --> 01:28:36.479
I'm saying, So like yo, yo, I was like, yo,

1463
01:28:36.600 --> 01:28:39.039
fuck it, you know what. I was like, I'm gonna

1464
01:28:39.079 --> 01:28:42.039
walk this off. So I ended up walking from Thursday

1465
01:28:42.079 --> 01:28:43.920
Night Street and Kennedy all the way down and Hoboken.

1466
01:28:44.520 --> 01:28:44.760
Wow.

1467
01:28:45.279 --> 01:28:47.159
Now you know what I'm saying, trying to walk it off.

1468
01:28:47.159 --> 01:28:49.800
But like, yo, you know what the thing is that

1469
01:28:51.039 --> 01:28:55.960
I took like the back roads, and like my mom

1470
01:28:56.039 --> 01:28:58.439
started going places like you know, like like you know,

1471
01:28:58.479 --> 01:29:01.960
like your ma, like you know, it's so open to things, right,

1472
01:29:02.560 --> 01:29:04.199
So like I had like I remember the thought, I'm

1473
01:29:04.239 --> 01:29:06.600
like I wonder how to lending the lappy. Indians lived

1474
01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:11.640
around here, and I started imagining everything right, like everything

1475
01:29:11.720 --> 01:29:13.359
like you know, like like for instance, like the park

1476
01:29:13.399 --> 01:29:15.479
guy like right next to the Whea Hawk police station

1477
01:29:16.319 --> 01:29:18.920
right like. I didn't look at it that way. I

1478
01:29:18.960 --> 01:29:20.840
looked at it as like some dirt road and some

1479
01:29:21.039 --> 01:29:23.520
horse drawn carriage and all that stuff, you know what

1480
01:29:23.560 --> 01:29:25.760
I mean? Like like yo, Like my mom was taking

1481
01:29:25.800 --> 01:29:28.439
me places man like, and I was like, yo, you

1482
01:29:28.520 --> 01:29:30.880
know what, I should be sobered up when I get home.

1483
01:29:31.760 --> 01:29:31.920
Yeah.

1484
01:29:31.960 --> 01:29:34.119
When I got when I got home, I opened the door.

1485
01:29:34.840 --> 01:29:36.720
My mom started talking to me and whatever. I started

1486
01:29:36.760 --> 01:29:39.840
laughing at her face about some shit about school. I

1487
01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:44.920
laughed in the face and I'm not gonna lie. She

1488
01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:47.239
slapped the ship out of me, right, and that shit

1489
01:29:47.359 --> 01:29:50.399
broke whatever high I had. That shit brought it down

1490
01:29:50.520 --> 01:29:52.880
like twelve notches, yo, because that was the hardest slap,

1491
01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:55.920
you know what I mean, like like yo, you know,

1492
01:29:56.239 --> 01:29:59.600
like like yo, you know what like look, yeah, I

1493
01:29:59.680 --> 01:30:01.479
call it all the abuse whatever, you know what I'm saying.

1494
01:30:01.520 --> 01:30:03.680
Back then, it was just you know, keeping someone in line,

1495
01:30:03.720 --> 01:30:06.439
and someone like me, like I was like the habitual

1496
01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:09.359
line stuffing. So you know, like my mom and my

1497
01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:11.319
dad sometimes they have to, you know, put me back

1498
01:30:11.359 --> 01:30:14.159
a line. So she slaps the she slaps the ever

1499
01:30:14.199 --> 01:30:18.279
living dogs shit out of me, right, and like it was, yo,

1500
01:30:18.399 --> 01:30:22.199
you know what. I wasn't expecting it, you know, and

1501
01:30:22.319 --> 01:30:24.239
that shit kind of you know, that's just sobered me up.

1502
01:30:24.520 --> 01:30:26.199
And she said, I gotta go to school for you tomorrow,

1503
01:30:26.199 --> 01:30:28.560
and this, that and the third. So we go to school, right,

1504
01:30:29.279 --> 01:30:30.840
so you know, like it's like my dad and my

1505
01:30:30.920 --> 01:30:34.560
mom come to school for me and whatever, and we

1506
01:30:34.600 --> 01:30:36.520
don't even see the principle. We see the Goddess councilor

1507
01:30:37.000 --> 01:30:38.600
and they wanted me to go to a drug program

1508
01:30:38.680 --> 01:30:42.359
because there was rumors of me going going to school high, right,

1509
01:30:42.920 --> 01:30:45.520
and my dumb ass right being all brave or whatever.

1510
01:30:45.600 --> 01:30:47.920
I said, well, this is high school, so why not

1511
01:30:48.039 --> 01:30:52.039
go to school high? Why would I say that? You

1512
01:30:52.079 --> 01:30:53.319
know what I'm saying? Like, yo, you know what? That

1513
01:30:53.439 --> 01:30:56.680
was the most ignorant ship giant step it was for me,

1514
01:30:57.239 --> 01:30:58.239
you know what I'm saying. That's why I was like

1515
01:31:01.119 --> 01:31:05.199
like giant step yo, and like like I was required

1516
01:31:05.199 --> 01:31:06.760
to take a young test every week just to stay

1517
01:31:06.800 --> 01:31:10.000
in school, but I ended up getting expelled anyways. Wow,

1518
01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:14.800
so it's like it was a waste of time. But yeah,

1519
01:31:14.840 --> 01:31:16.960
you know what all the story, don't take ass in

1520
01:31:17.000 --> 01:31:22.840
in school, bro, mistake. Like any type of her loosinogen,

1521
01:31:22.960 --> 01:31:28.840
any type of hallucinogen is like not a good look. O. Hi,

1522
01:31:30.560 --> 01:31:31.279
is that your pussy?

1523
01:31:36.560 --> 01:31:37.079
You know what?

1524
01:31:38.279 --> 01:31:38.560
You know what?

1525
01:31:38.720 --> 01:31:40.479
I can't stand cats, And I'm gonna tell you why

1526
01:31:40.560 --> 01:31:41.000
real quick.

1527
01:31:41.359 --> 01:31:41.800
I don't care.

1528
01:31:42.199 --> 01:31:47.479
I don't got my girlfriend has a cat, right? No,

1529
01:31:47.720 --> 01:31:53.880
you know what this cat right? She really has? Like yo,

1530
01:31:56.439 --> 01:31:59.520
once she gets the zoomies right, Because I found that out.

1531
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:01.000
This.

1532
01:32:01.199 --> 01:32:02.359
You know what I'm saying, this little you know what

1533
01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:05.720
I'm saying, this little pain and ass. Right, she starts

1534
01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:10.279
doing gymnastics. You know, she's running head. You know what

1535
01:32:10.279 --> 01:32:11.960
I'm saying. It's like you know what I'm saying, it's

1536
01:32:11.960 --> 01:32:14.079
like her tongue. I mean, gummy.

1537
01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:19.079
How old is the cat's one night?

1538
01:32:19.119 --> 01:32:19.239
Shi?

1539
01:32:19.439 --> 01:32:21.720
You know what I'm saying. Like I heard, I heard

1540
01:32:21.760 --> 01:32:24.279
my car keys jingling, and I wake up thinking that

1541
01:32:24.359 --> 01:32:26.960
someone's breaking into the house, right, And I flashed the

1542
01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:29.680
flashlight and it's her with my car keys. I was like,

1543
01:32:29.720 --> 01:32:31.439
you little bitch, and I threw something I heard. You

1544
01:32:31.439 --> 01:32:33.840
know what I'm saying. She bounced right. So then like

1545
01:32:33.880 --> 01:32:37.520
I was trying to fall back asleep. Right, we have

1546
01:32:37.600 --> 01:32:40.439
a dog too, all you know what I'm saying. As

1547
01:32:41.039 --> 01:32:43.000
I was sleeping whatever, and all I heard was like

1548
01:32:43.199 --> 01:32:45.880
a small like you know, a small thump, and the

1549
01:32:45.960 --> 01:32:50.560
dog was like, right, I flashed the flashlight towards the dog.

1550
01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:53.039
The cat is assaulted the dog. So I threw my

1551
01:32:53.079 --> 01:32:56.840
slipper at the cat, like yo, lead the dog alone. Right,

1552
01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:00.760
it's six six in the morning, I'm about to go

1553
01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:04.439
to sleep, right, and the cat's running and like I

1554
01:33:04.479 --> 01:33:07.760
guess she tripped over something and she like, I wake

1555
01:33:07.880 --> 01:33:10.000
up and the cat's looking at him. Me like, yeah,

1556
01:33:10.039 --> 01:33:11.600
what you're going to do about it? I'm like, yo,

1557
01:33:11.640 --> 01:33:13.880
you know what, when I get up, when I fully

1558
01:33:13.920 --> 01:33:18.840
get up, it's on. So I actually go to actually

1559
01:33:18.880 --> 01:33:23.439
fall to sleep right like I would say, like three

1560
01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:25.880
hours later, you know, my daughter ends up waking up.

1561
01:33:27.239 --> 01:33:28.920
Now I have to watch my daughter, and I'm cranky.

1562
01:33:29.840 --> 01:33:32.319
So I get up right and the cats that's there,

1563
01:33:32.399 --> 01:33:35.600
you know, just strolling along miners business whatever. So I

1564
01:33:35.680 --> 01:33:37.880
took my slipping and I beamed it at the cat

1565
01:33:37.880 --> 01:33:39.640
and hit the cat off the top of his head

1566
01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:42.079
and the cat ran. I was like, yeah, nigga, that's

1567
01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:44.520
what that's the last night, bro, if you ever do

1568
01:33:44.640 --> 01:33:50.760
that again? Right, And yeah, man, you know what yo,

1569
01:33:50.880 --> 01:33:52.680
she yo, you know what, it's just that, yo, she

1570
01:33:52.880 --> 01:33:55.560
just bullies the dog. Bro, Leave the dog alone, dog.

1571
01:33:57.239 --> 01:34:00.560
I got all right, right, Yeah yeah, cats and dogs, man,

1572
01:34:00.560 --> 01:34:02.600
they're funny as ship. You don't watch those videos on

1573
01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:05.079
fucking YouTube and ship with cats.

1574
01:34:05.359 --> 01:34:07.520
Cats of assholes? Man like, And then you know, I

1575
01:34:07.640 --> 01:34:10.319
totally agree. Cats are really cats of real assholes.

1576
01:34:10.760 --> 01:34:14.000
Yeah, they can be so very independent.

1577
01:34:14.479 --> 01:34:18.159
I got two final questions. We're gonna run around the

1578
01:34:18.239 --> 01:34:22.680
room real quick and then we're gonna so all right,

1579
01:34:22.800 --> 01:34:25.560
So these these are kind of like kind of simple questions.

1580
01:34:25.600 --> 01:34:29.119
They're not too bad. So we're gonna start with Lady

1581
01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:35.680
G this question, which band or artists dead are alive?

1582
01:34:36.920 --> 01:34:38.800
Would you play at your funeral?

1583
01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:42.359
Would I play at my funeral?

1584
01:34:43.079 --> 01:34:43.960
What would you watch them?

1585
01:34:45.079 --> 01:34:46.680
How do you play when you're dead?

1586
01:34:47.199 --> 01:34:47.239
No?

1587
01:34:47.479 --> 01:34:48.119
But you know what I mean?

1588
01:34:48.199 --> 01:34:48.920
Like who who would?

1589
01:34:49.119 --> 01:34:53.479
What would you want at your funeral? From an artist

1590
01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:57.800
dead are alive? Let's ADG go first.

1591
01:35:02.199 --> 01:35:06.920
James, that's beautiful. That's beautiful.

1592
01:35:07.960 --> 01:35:11.800
And a James no doubt. What about you, dubs?

1593
01:35:12.920 --> 01:35:20.880
Remember that camera on song fuck you, m you, fuck

1594
01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:24.479
you fuck you Now I'm just playing.

1595
01:35:25.760 --> 01:35:25.880
Yo.

1596
01:35:26.079 --> 01:35:28.880
It's a song by Kendrick Lamar sing about me. That

1597
01:35:29.000 --> 01:35:30.760
song is so deep man, like you know what I'm saying,

1598
01:35:30.800 --> 01:35:32.239
just the hook itself, it was like, yo, when I

1599
01:35:32.399 --> 01:35:34.840
like shut off, when it's my time to settle down,

1600
01:35:35.439 --> 01:35:38.520
when it's my turn, promise that you will sing about me.

1601
01:35:39.479 --> 01:35:41.359
I love that song like like yo, you know what

1602
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:44.399
like that song? Like it it's like emotional to me man,

1603
01:35:44.479 --> 01:35:49.439
because like I was playing the song you know, like, well,

1604
01:35:49.479 --> 01:35:53.279
my brother passed away, you know, like in my head

1605
01:35:53.399 --> 01:35:55.119
or whatever. You know what I'm saying, just the hook,

1606
01:35:55.520 --> 01:35:58.319
you know what I'm saying, And it's like you know

1607
01:35:58.319 --> 01:36:00.159
what I'm saying, like and like I remember, like at

1608
01:36:00.159 --> 01:36:02.359
the funeral home, I told my brothers, I'm always gonna

1609
01:36:02.359 --> 01:36:07.600
sing about you either. It's way so I would like,

1610
01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:09.039
you know what I would like just.

1611
01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:12.359
Oh damn.

1612
01:36:14.520 --> 01:36:16.680
Ship talking about paying bills.

1613
01:36:16.840 --> 01:36:21.680
Now he's on a free Nework.

1614
01:36:27.079 --> 01:36:32.520
Like, yeah, I'm outside. He Hey, you know what. First off,

1615
01:36:32.560 --> 01:36:33.760
I'm outside, I'm not indoors.

1616
01:36:34.399 --> 01:36:38.039
I don't hear it. That means that's your data. Okay,

1617
01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:39.159
let's even worse.

1618
01:36:40.640 --> 01:36:43.880
Hey, you know what, I blame that on my daughter her.

1619
01:36:43.960 --> 01:36:46.079
You know what I'm saying, her using an iPad all

1620
01:36:46.319 --> 01:36:50.000
the time. Damn you, miss Rachel, You've ruined many lives.

1621
01:36:50.079 --> 01:36:52.720
I'm paying not but like you know, like like you know,

1622
01:36:52.800 --> 01:36:57.239
like that about about all right, what about you? Lamar.

1623
01:36:58.640 --> 01:37:02.159
It's so funny because if y'all went to like deep

1624
01:37:02.279 --> 01:37:08.720
things and my mind went to like that song, I

1625
01:37:08.800 --> 01:37:17.359
don't know why my brain just went good lick, but no,

1626
01:37:18.000 --> 01:37:20.279
I have no idea honestly, but that was the song

1627
01:37:20.359 --> 01:37:22.560
that came to my mind. It would probably be something

1628
01:37:22.640 --> 01:37:25.399
funny though, because I want to go out with a.

1629
01:37:25.399 --> 01:37:29.479
Bang neck necrophilia.

1630
01:37:31.199 --> 01:37:34.479
I mean, I'd love to go way too. Hey, if

1631
01:37:34.520 --> 01:37:36.800
I go out that way, then definitely play that song

1632
01:37:36.960 --> 01:37:41.000
and tell people that's what happened, you know what, you

1633
01:37:41.079 --> 01:37:41.239
know what.

1634
01:37:41.520 --> 01:37:43.079
I want to go out the way Elvis went out

1635
01:37:43.199 --> 01:37:48.960
on the toilet. You know what I'm saying, like like

1636
01:37:51.760 --> 01:37:53.359
not but like yo, you know what, No, honestly like

1637
01:37:53.760 --> 01:37:56.239
like you know, like when my time does come, I

1638
01:37:56.319 --> 01:37:58.920
hope it's peaceful and I hope like I don't feel nothing,

1639
01:38:01.000 --> 01:38:01.199
you know.

1640
01:38:02.119 --> 01:38:06.800
Yeah, so mine mine would be, which is pretty dope.

1641
01:38:07.079 --> 01:38:12.319
I think it's when my time comes by Lincoln part

1642
01:38:13.159 --> 01:38:19.560
mm hmm. The hook says everything I once said. So

1643
01:38:20.479 --> 01:38:24.039
I don't want to sound more bid or anything, but

1644
01:38:25.439 --> 01:38:33.920
like I have, I have instructions on what to do

1645
01:38:34.039 --> 01:38:37.359
in case something happens to me that's not a bad thing.

1646
01:38:40.079 --> 01:38:45.000
And it's all done with on video, like everything is

1647
01:38:45.239 --> 01:38:52.399
is recorded because I just I just and not and

1648
01:38:52.479 --> 01:38:54.760
I'm not I don't mean like like my will is

1649
01:38:54.920 --> 01:38:59.359
done like it's a video. It's a video will and

1650
01:39:01.399 --> 01:39:05.439
throughout like the the video and stuff like I have

1651
01:39:05.520 --> 01:39:07.560
clips of music. I have clips of a whole bunch

1652
01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:10.920
of shit. Like it's a really in depth video. And

1653
01:39:11.239 --> 01:39:13.720
the hook is like, when my time comes, forget the

1654
01:39:13.800 --> 01:39:18.039
wrong that I've done and always leave something. Wait, when

1655
01:39:18.079 --> 01:39:21.479
my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done and

1656
01:39:21.640 --> 01:39:25.279
always leave something or memory or something like that. Whatever

1657
01:39:25.319 --> 01:39:27.479
it was. But it's a pretty dope track. So that

1658
01:39:27.520 --> 01:39:30.399
would be that would be something that I would want

1659
01:39:30.479 --> 01:39:32.880
people to listen to during my funeral.

1660
01:39:33.359 --> 01:39:36.000
You know, it's funny, you know what I'm saying, Like

1661
01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:38.880
my dad when it stays with you know, when it's

1662
01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:42.880
his time or whatever that he wants, he wants, you

1663
01:39:42.920 --> 01:39:45.359
know what I'm saying, His sons. You know, it's supposed

1664
01:39:45.359 --> 01:39:46.479
to be three of us, but now it's down to

1665
01:39:46.520 --> 01:39:49.159
two to be wearing Yankee jerseys.

1666
01:39:49.920 --> 01:39:50.039
Right.

1667
01:39:50.119 --> 01:39:52.359
He wants to be buried in his Yankee jersey and

1668
01:39:52.479 --> 01:39:54.880
he wants everyone taking a shot, right. And I was like, Dad,

1669
01:39:55.520 --> 01:39:57.359
I have to be the exception of taking that shot

1670
01:39:57.640 --> 01:40:01.199
because you know, like like you know, I can't shoutow juice.

1671
01:40:02.039 --> 01:40:03.239
You know what I'm saying, I'll take a shot of

1672
01:40:03.279 --> 01:40:05.880
grape juice in your memory or whatever, but I can't

1673
01:40:05.920 --> 01:40:07.720
he was like, he was like no, you know, like

1674
01:40:07.880 --> 01:40:10.199
and like, you know what, like like my dad and

1675
01:40:10.279 --> 01:40:11.800
I we ain't really you know what I'm saying, Like

1676
01:40:11.880 --> 01:40:14.720
we had like a relationship, but like that as strong

1677
01:40:14.800 --> 01:40:17.600
as it is now, you know. But like the other

1678
01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:20.359
day he was like, you know what, I'm proud of you.

1679
01:40:20.520 --> 01:40:22.119
I'm like, what did I do? You know what I'm saying.

1680
01:40:22.119 --> 01:40:23.319
I'm like, yo, I got scared. I say, oh, what

1681
01:40:23.399 --> 01:40:25.520
did I do? He was like he'said, no, like you're

1682
01:40:25.560 --> 01:40:28.319
not drinking no more, you know. He was like, that's

1683
01:40:28.359 --> 01:40:29.920
one less thing that your mother and I have to

1684
01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:30.439
worry about.

1685
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:31.199
Mm hmm.

1686
01:40:32.079 --> 01:40:33.720
It's like you you know, you out here and you know,

1687
01:40:33.880 --> 01:40:35.359
killing somebody, you getting killed?

1688
01:40:36.880 --> 01:40:37.000
Right?

1689
01:40:37.279 --> 01:40:37.439
You know?

1690
01:40:40.960 --> 01:40:43.840
No, yo, yo, you know what I mean? Yeah, I

1691
01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:46.319
was you know what I'm saying, but like it is

1692
01:40:46.359 --> 01:40:47.479
what it is, you know what I'm saying. Like we

1693
01:40:47.560 --> 01:40:51.079
all grow. So I have a question for I have

1694
01:40:51.159 --> 01:40:52.159
a question for everybody.

1695
01:40:53.720 --> 01:40:55.800
After this question, we got the last question of the

1696
01:40:55.920 --> 01:40:57.560
night and then we'll all right.

1697
01:40:57.760 --> 01:41:00.720
So, so, like you know what, we're in the fourth quarter.

1698
01:41:00.760 --> 01:41:04.520
We are entering the fourth quarter of the year. How

1699
01:41:04.560 --> 01:41:06.319
do you guys plan to finish off the year strong,

1700
01:41:07.640 --> 01:41:08.439
Like what's your goals?

1701
01:41:11.479 --> 01:41:13.479
All right, that's a that's a deep question.

1702
01:41:14.119 --> 01:41:17.640
I'm actually gonna do what I say versus say.

1703
01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:26.039
Boom boom you lady, g do I know?

1704
01:41:27.359 --> 01:41:29.680
Huh guess with gratitude, that's all.

1705
01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:33.720
That's good. That's good you cordeon.

1706
01:41:35.760 --> 01:41:37.199
How am I going to finish off the year with

1707
01:41:37.279 --> 01:41:39.079
another Fantasy football championship?

1708
01:41:39.159 --> 01:41:46.079
Bro A, We'll see. You know what I'm saying, like

1709
01:41:46.840 --> 01:41:48.319
as you know, as far as me, you know what

1710
01:41:48.319 --> 01:41:51.000
I'm saying, Like I just want to like I just

1711
01:41:51.079 --> 01:41:52.880
want to, like, you know, make it to the thirty first,

1712
01:41:54.359 --> 01:41:56.520
you know, because like you never know, you know what

1713
01:41:56.560 --> 01:41:59.119
I'm saying, like mm hmm, like you know, like life

1714
01:41:59.199 --> 01:42:00.760
is so short, you know I'm saying, like you just

1715
01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:02.560
don't you just never know? Like I just want to

1716
01:42:02.640 --> 01:42:05.520
make it to the thirty first, you know, And you

1717
01:42:05.560 --> 01:42:08.279
know what I'm saying. And I just want, like me personally,

1718
01:42:08.760 --> 01:42:11.399
I want my loved ones to be able to make

1719
01:42:11.399 --> 01:42:12.720
it to the thirty first. You know what I'm saying,

1720
01:42:13.760 --> 01:42:17.199
right right? Make it to the ball drops, you know,

1721
01:42:17.319 --> 01:42:19.720
because like it's a yo, you know what, it's a

1722
01:42:19.760 --> 01:42:22.359
blessing man like and and it's something that you know

1723
01:42:22.800 --> 01:42:24.520
that I personally really took for granted.

1724
01:42:26.800 --> 01:42:31.239
M hm, so all right, that's a good one. All right.

1725
01:42:31.319 --> 01:42:37.000
So the final question of the evening is who would

1726
01:42:37.199 --> 01:42:38.640
play you in a movie?

1727
01:42:40.800 --> 01:42:44.880
Mm hmm me who wants?

1728
01:42:45.079 --> 01:42:47.439
No one can play me, but who will play me?

1729
01:42:48.000 --> 01:42:49.119
Who will play me in the movie?

1730
01:42:49.159 --> 01:42:50.800
That's who would play you in the movie?

1731
01:42:50.880 --> 01:42:53.640
You? Yeah, that's right. I do my own acting. Thank you.

1732
01:42:55.359 --> 01:43:07.439
H closing class really work. Look at it, she's exhuberating confidence.

1733
01:43:07.520 --> 01:43:07.880
Look at that.

1734
01:43:12.640 --> 01:43:15.119
Oh ship lady g what about you?

1735
01:43:16.159 --> 01:43:29.119
Who would blame me? I would say, I have no clue.

1736
01:43:29.319 --> 01:43:31.439
Man, it's not an easy question.

1737
01:43:32.439 --> 01:43:32.920
It's not.

1738
01:43:39.159 --> 01:43:40.119
Queen Latifah.

1739
01:43:40.880 --> 01:43:45.560
Oh right, doms what about you?

1740
01:43:47.279 --> 01:43:52.239
I'll pay a courtesy on myself. However, we want narrating

1741
01:43:52.319 --> 01:43:56.279
it from the beginning to you know what I'm saying,

1742
01:43:56.600 --> 01:43:59.680
I'm five years old, will be James Earl Jones, after

1743
01:43:59.760 --> 01:44:03.000
by year old? After five years old is Samuel old Jackson.

1744
01:44:03.079 --> 01:44:06.239
Because there's gonna be a lot of motherfucker this motherfucker that,

1745
01:44:06.399 --> 01:44:09.039
you know what I'm saying. You know, there's gonna be

1746
01:44:09.079 --> 01:44:10.439
a lot of you know what I'm saying, a lot

1747
01:44:10.479 --> 01:44:13.760
of expletives. You know what I'm saying being around.

1748
01:44:14.039 --> 01:44:16.920
He's necessary for that obviously exactly.

1749
01:44:17.079 --> 01:44:19.680
So therefore, you know what, you know, there's gonna be

1750
01:44:20.600 --> 01:44:22.279
there's gonna be a lot of that, you know what

1751
01:44:22.279 --> 01:44:25.800
I mean? What country are you from?

1752
01:44:26.399 --> 01:44:26.439
What?

1753
01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:27.239
What?

1754
01:44:27.600 --> 01:44:27.640
What?

1755
01:44:27.720 --> 01:44:30.479
Ain't no coutry? I never heard of? Speak English?

1756
01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:30.720
And what?

1757
01:44:33.319 --> 01:44:33.439
Yo?

1758
01:44:33.600 --> 01:44:34.319
That's classic?

1759
01:44:34.399 --> 01:44:34.840
Yo? You know what?

1760
01:44:35.239 --> 01:44:36.960
After you get off, I'm just gonna go on YouTube.

1761
01:44:37.039 --> 01:44:38.600
Just look at that ship and laugh.

1762
01:44:39.119 --> 01:44:41.880
M who is it for you?

1763
01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:42.479
The rock?

1764
01:44:43.680 --> 01:44:48.920
Oh no, Washington?

1765
01:44:50.199 --> 01:44:51.399
You ain't black, bro? Stop.

1766
01:44:54.800 --> 01:44:55.880
He's like, if I was.

1767
01:44:58.199 --> 01:45:04.680
Washington, but but but but honestly, like if I was

1768
01:45:04.760 --> 01:45:07.680
to have if I was, I would I would rather

1769
01:45:07.760 --> 01:45:12.920
have my my story narrated. That's true. Narrations fun narration.

1770
01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:15.159
But you want to know who was gonna narrate my life?

1771
01:45:15.760 --> 01:45:18.560
Who the dude from you?

1772
01:45:19.840 --> 01:45:20.079
Oh?

1773
01:45:21.880 --> 01:45:25.520
Man, I was, I was suspended. I was expecially to

1774
01:45:25.560 --> 01:45:29.239
say that the villain from I don't know his name, bro,

1775
01:45:29.399 --> 01:45:32.239
but like the villain from Mom died die Hard with

1776
01:45:32.359 --> 01:45:34.880
a vengeance, the.

1777
01:45:35.239 --> 01:45:37.640
Villain oh which won't?

1778
01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:39.600
Oh wait I had with a vengeance?

1779
01:45:41.960 --> 01:45:42.159
Yeah?

1780
01:45:43.039 --> 01:45:45.239
The Hard three, die Hard three with the one sad

1781
01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:46.680
Old Jackson, the villain I forgot.

1782
01:45:46.760 --> 01:45:50.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was in. He was the guy

1783
01:45:50.239 --> 01:45:52.199
from that was in the.

1784
01:45:52.199 --> 01:45:55.239
One who was the one who voice the symbol that

1785
01:45:55.439 --> 01:45:58.039
umber scar And yeah.

1786
01:45:58.039 --> 01:46:04.439
Guy here, I was respected you.

1787
01:46:04.560 --> 01:46:06.079
I respected you. You know what I'm saying to say

1788
01:46:06.159 --> 01:46:08.800
him because it will be funny yourself as you know

1789
01:46:08.800 --> 01:46:11.039
what I'm saying, or like or like an AI versus

1790
01:46:11.079 --> 01:46:14.279
Steve Irwin. Criky, he has a four ounce in his locker.

1791
01:46:15.159 --> 01:46:21.520
Ye, listen.

1792
01:46:25.279 --> 01:46:30.279
As we see Cody on looking for those criky. She's

1793
01:46:30.359 --> 01:46:37.560
a beauty, She's a beaut Look at the boys.

1794
01:46:39.960 --> 01:46:42.199
Oh I love that.

1795
01:46:42.760 --> 01:46:49.560
Yo, yo, you know what, That's hilarious. So with that,

1796
01:46:50.760 --> 01:46:56.880
that's hilarious. So with that being said, good show, good show,

1797
01:46:57.119 --> 01:46:59.600
good good good time. You had a good time tonight.

1798
01:47:00.439 --> 01:47:06.359
Thanks everybody for stopping by an hour forty seven minutes

1799
01:47:06.399 --> 01:47:12.520
ain't bad, but thanks Lady G, Thanks to TG Love,

1800
01:47:12.640 --> 01:47:13.640
Thanks Dawn.

1801
01:47:13.880 --> 01:47:15.359
Yeah I'm a little late. You know what I'm saying,

1802
01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:17.920
because you know I'm a little late because I woke

1803
01:47:18.000 --> 01:47:20.479
up late from anywhere here.

1804
01:47:21.640 --> 01:47:25.880
Yeah, better late than never.

1805
01:47:27.279 --> 01:47:31.720
Yeah, I know, is he frozen?

1806
01:47:31.880 --> 01:47:34.000
I was wondering what was happening. I thought he was

1807
01:47:34.079 --> 01:47:40.159
paying a whole spiel here, Like everybody, someone got paid,