Aug. 22, 2023
This Might Hurt Podcast : LIVE EVENT : "Ready To Form Voltron" (Recorded LIVE 8-19-23)

Talking about whatever we want to and making sense of it all!!
Talking about whatever we want to and making sense of it all!!
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Yo, what's good everybody? This
is why am I full screen like this?
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I have no fucking what's that was
going on? On full screen?
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I shouldn't be full screen. But
let me see if I can fix this.
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M h, I think I have
to put and we all right there?
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See Yo? What's good? Jody? How you doing? How's everything?
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Everything good? All right? So
this is big coldly on and this
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is this Man Heard podcast. We
got a pretty dope show for you tonight.
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We have a couple of co hosts. Just you sleepy, Uh,
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stay away, you gotta stay away. It's gonna be a good show.
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Hey, what's up that Debbie vast
square is? What's up? How you
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doing? How you've been? How's
everything going? Hope? Everything's all right
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with y'all out there. We're gonna
have a good show for you tonight.
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We got two co hosts, Pluss
myself waiting in the wings. We're getting
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ready to pop this off real quick. Let me get rid of that background
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we already started, so uh,
alright, playing black background, all right,
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that's how we're gonna do it tonight. That's how we're gonna do it
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tonight. All right, Okay,
so let me bring in Doubs of Dawn.
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Yeah yeah, check my check and
hear me, yeah yeah, driving
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Yeah, Bro, the multitasking out, Oh shit, you can multitask.
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I didn't know that, bro,
you know what? Man like, no
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it is. Man. Now,
the other two co hosts aren't here yet,
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but I do want to let everybody
know that we're bringing in. Who's
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this that we're bringing in? We
have another another host, another co host
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of the show. She's she's very
knowledgeable, she's she's on point, she's
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good. You know what I'm saying. She knows that ship. We're just
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gonna be at least hope we knows
that she knows that shit. But anyway,
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and she believe me, she's been
a fan of the show for a
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long time. She's been wanting to
get on here, Poven, We've been
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wanting her to get on here.
So now she's gonna be an official co
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host of the show. Dubs,
you know, you know who she is.
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And yeah, we see a seat
belt, Jody says, she sees
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your seat belt. Yeah, man, trying to like, you know,
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trying to be safe. Bro,
it's Saturday night, man, you know
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what I mean, Like, I'm
not trying to harm you. Know,
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crash or nothing. All right.
So without without, without further ado,
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tg will be here soon, Tolerance
will be here soon. So without further
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ado, I'm gonna introduce to you
guys to Mama Trish, Mama Trish a
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k A y'all kill me for this
one, but a ka Peruvian biscuit,
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Peruvians, the Peruvian biscuit Mamatrice here
she is you. What's up? What's
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up? What's up? I know
I just got here, but you know,
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this shows us how important we are. Absolutely, Yeah, So what's
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up? Everybody was good? Not
man like driving, you know what I'm
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saying, maybe through these backs from
these backstreets and dirty Jersey trying to get
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home. All right, So real
quick before we really get started started,
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all right, So I just want
to I just want to pay my respects
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to a friend of mine and Dubbs, who I recently found out passed away.
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It's it's it's been bothering me in
a way. Yeah, I know,
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because of the way the way it
went down, you know what I
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mean. She she passed away.
Cancer. Cancer fucking sucks, you know
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what I'm saying. And yeah,
it had The whole situation has me questioning
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my my my friendship to certain people, you know what I'm saying. Like
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it, It just has me thinking, you know, about how how much
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of a friend I am to certain
people. So I want to just take
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a quick moment of silence for for
Gina de Mario. She's my friend who
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passed. So we could just do
that, real quick, take it just
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a couple of seconds, just to
send some blessings to family and everything and
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the kids and stuff, and you
know, just real quick thank you.
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I appreciate it. But we'll get
into that story later on. But man,
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anyway, I hope I hope everybody's
doing good. I hope everybody's you
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know what I'm saying, chilling,
We're alive, We're good, We're here.
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And what's up. Let's let's hear
from from mamatris. What's up?
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Let's tell us a little bit about
yourself, a little bit, not too
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much, yeah, because you already
know I talk a lot. Well,
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today has already been a busy day. I woke up man early, uh,
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had a workshop. Then I went
to a baby shower and I just
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came from mcken Sanneta so and I
made it on time. So I'm good.
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I'm good right, Basically, I'm
a mom. I'm divorced. Been
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friends with you, Big Corleone for
a couple of years now, listen to
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the show for a couple of years. I don't know what else you want
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to know about my background. You
know, sometime we got yeah, we
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got we gotta keep things a little
esoteric. Yeah, yeah, well we
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will get into that another time.
Well, I just want to point out
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that jailer hurts since now when he
peas, how you feel about that?
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What was that? Jailer hurts?
He sits down when he peas. How
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you feel about that? For him? If it him, if it works
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for him, You're not You're not
one of those you know what I mean,
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Like like Philly fanetics. That's a
good thing. Hey, you know,
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like I'm down for whatever works for
people. Meet you where you are
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saying that t will beyond a few
minutes. She just hit me up saying
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she's getting on now, so she'll
be here in a few minutes, and
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we just gotta wait for for tolerance
again. I think he's watching the UFC
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fights that are going on right now. You know how he is with his
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UFC. But how was it?
How was it. Now that you're talking
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about that, big, I want
to talk about this. So I told
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you I went to a baby shower. Can say, yeah, that right?
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Right? How how did both of
those events start an hour late?
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Actually the baby shower the mother was
actually two hours late for Oh, I'm
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gonna raise my hand for this one
in the class where they both like where
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they both like, yes, we're
all Latin, you know, so yeah,
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yeah, there's your answer, you
know. Damn well, you know
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what I'm saying. There's each stand
the time, then there's outstanding the time,
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like we moved at the drum to
our own accord. You know how
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that goes. Yo, excuse me, I'm about to go cop some drugs.
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I'll be back. Oh right,
not right, nice, probably I'll
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run into the store, all right, hold on, I knew, I
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know you weren't going to go cop
no drugs. I'm just saying, wow.
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But but yeah, if if it's
a Latin party, you know we're
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running late, Oh god, you're
running late and we're staying late. Remember
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that, running late and staying late. My daughter's hating me right now because
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we had to leave the king seta. But I was like, I got
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stuff to do bab and it's it's
a it's a baby. What a baby?
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What? No, you said a
baby shower? And but what's what?
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What's the baby is? Uh?
She's having Oh yes, she's having
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a girl. One of my sorority
sisters. Oh all right, oh we
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said sister. All right, my
sorority sisters. I forgot. I have
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no sisters, just sorority sisters.
Just sorority sisters, all right. Got
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all brothers, all brothers, no
doubt when you see you, Jody wep
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out right, I see yeah.
So yeah, it was it is today.
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Today was just one of them days. Man like yeah, man,
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just running around doing things, and
I gotta I gotta give a shout out
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in a couple of minutes. Stupid
not my bro. What just literally get
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dude walking around here right now?
A big guys like twentieth speaker, you
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know what I'm saying, pupp and
reggae man like only in Jersey, man
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back to the eighties, the big
boom box. Yeah and all oh man,
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wait all right, So all right, so I was saying, my
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my youngest, my youngest daughter,
man eighteen years old. In two minutes,
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TG's in the building. Hold up, hold on, let's get TG
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in the building. TG was good. Hey, hey, I want to
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introduce you to Mama Trish. That's
TG TJ. How you doing good?
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How are you? Mama Trish is
also known as a Peruvian biscuit. Okay,
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I'm not sure I know what that
means, but all right, that's
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just it's it's a Peruvian biscuit,
That's what it is. I don't know.
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I don't know how good, how
good proving biscuits are. How good
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our Peruvian biscuits. I don't know. Don't have biscuits, but I'm I'm
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Peruvian, and growing up, biscuit
was my nickname. I did have a
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sister. Her name was Chicken DG. What are you sipping on? Yo?
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Some wine? I was? I
fell asleep before? So yeah,
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yeah, oh he is. Hold
on there you go? Are you going
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in the car even? Yo?
You know what? You know how I
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dude, man, got my little
you know what I'm saying. I got
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my little feet running through these backstreets. You know, I'm about to go
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pick up some hookers, you know
what I mean? Right right? Like?
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You know they want forty dollars.
But you know, I told him
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it was a recession. They give
it to me for twenty you know how
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I get down? Damn definitely not
for nothing, not for nothing. But
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if you're paying twenty dollars for for
for for hookers, she's a Susi brou
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Sometimes I just want to you know
what, Sometimes I just don't want to
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smash, like Brook how about but
how about I don't want to smash.
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I just want to let you know
what I'm saying, give give a fuck.
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You know I'm saying, Susio rug, want my shave, nothing in
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the face. You know what I'm
saying, tea bag and all the way,
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however, want to do that?
Anybody ever saying about my feelings.
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No, no one thinks about my
feelings. Be like, come on,
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bro, she got candid, you
know what I mean? Like not,
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but yo, you know what you've
been surprised. Would you find out here?
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You know? Like No, I
wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.
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No, yeah, you wouldn't,
you know extra not just not you're not
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playing man like like I'm like,
I'm trying to go home like but you
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know what I'm saying, Like it's
been one of the nights, all right,
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see and and now we just missed
in tolerance. Man, he's watching
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that MMA ship, that's what he's
doing. He's watching something. Yeah,
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Today's he's booted. He's booted.
Then today's spawn sir By Nash with niggas
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against smoking places to eat Red Pull. I don't want ship from Red Pull
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and today's sponsors lake. Yeah,
not for nothing but red Bull. Yo.
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I just had one one of these. It's disgusted. I'm sorry,
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but you're not. You're not gonna
pay me to drink this ship. This
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shit is disgusting. It's got a
nasty taste with plus there's no sugar.
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And it says vitalizes body and mind. It doesn't. Yeah, exactly.
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You know what actually vitalizes. They
don't vitalize nothing. It crystallize your kidneys.
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Therefore you get kidney stones. Take
it from me, Yeah, take
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it from dumps. He's a he's
a kidney he's a kidney stone. Inficiattle.
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That motherfucker always got kidney stones.
The only yo, the only good
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thing about kidney stone is the freaking
hospital herald when they give you. That's
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it. Other than that. No, I'm serious. You know what I'm
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saying, Like like like, yo, you know what morphine don't work on
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me? How dare you? You
know, like, like, you know
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what I'm saying, like morph morphing
is weak. I'm as much you know
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what? You know what before anybody
gets the wrong idea of me, No,
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morphine is weak. I'm a big
boy. You know what I'm saying,
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like morphing is weak? You know, like they end up giving me
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that lodded. Holy shit, you
know what. I remember the game.
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I remember the nurse gave me that
lodded. Right half an hour later I
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told her to come back. She
came back. She's like, yo,
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okay. I was like, yo, hit me again. It's gonna kill
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you. I'm like, and I
said it with a smile, drooling and
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all literally drewing like a freaking idiot. I was like, Oh, well,
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be the best stepth ever. You
know, this ship feels good.
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I don't feel nothing. Are you
sure she wasn't a sou yet? Oh?
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Shit, man? You anyway,
Liz Jesus not what? Oh?
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No, real quick die it no. Listen to me, Listen to me.
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Listen listen to me. I could
crack fat jokes. You want to
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know why, because I'm fat myself. Yo. The doctor day was like
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yo, yo, My doctor was
like, yo, you know you're out
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of ship. I said, correction, I am in shape. I'm a
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circle now so I could crack fat
jokes and I'm saying I roast myself,
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you know, I mean my shirt
got strutted. Yo. I got all
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day. Trust me, I got
all day. You don't. You have
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a baby. You don't have all
day anymore. I still have all day
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yo. Yo. You know what
yo, I went to school for Casey
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Anthony school of chloroform. Trust me, I got that shake. You are
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just just horrible. Yo. What
are you doing? B yeah? If
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on that, I was like,
I was like, so you don't say
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I'm in a summinar. I was
like, saw how much ammonium pneumonia goes
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with the Okay, let me smell
it myself. Not all right, this
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is work, you don't say.
Fifteen minutes later, I was like,
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all right, this will work.
Oh shit, anyway, No, this
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is not you know what. You
know what. My newborn got her shot
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yesterday. Man, I ain't gonna
lie. I cry. Hell, yeah,
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I cried yo, yo, because
you know what, he's got a
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far oh god, because you know
what I was told him on newborn?
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Now right, and she they're smiling
at me, and I'm like, I'm
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like feeling bad because I'm like,
yo, you just don't know what's coming,
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you know. And then I had
to look at her face like you
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know, I'm saying, in turn
from smile, it's like frowns or whatever.
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And then like and then like the
second shot right like I saw a
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real tears come out, and that's
I couldn't hold it. Man, I
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don't care. I'm a man.
I admit that. You know, guys
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decide to up it's her ears.
Well that's next month. Oh gosh,
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now now mind you know what,
that's not my first go around, you
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know, like there was like a
big delay, yeah you know this week.
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That's why it's not his first go
around. Yeah, you know what,
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like like you know, if you
look at my driving record, I
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can't pull wait, so what mabe
she didn't pull out of females next Yeah?
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Who cares? But like, yo, you know what, if anybody
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that's listening, if you need a
child, come, I'll let me.
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I'll hook you up, hook you
up in your taxes stuff. Don't worry,
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you know what I'm saying. And
and and yo, you know what
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we gotta be together. You're just
gonna make wonderful single mothers. Oh mind,
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So you want to like pull a
nick cannon, then my cannon is
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bust. Now. I don't know
about his. His is bringing in a
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lot, a lot of children.
Yo. You know what I want to
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I want to be at a point
where I have zoom meetings to wish my
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kids happy birthdays all together to say, you know what I'm saying. That
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is my lifelong dream. You know
what I'm saying. Oh my god,
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that's crazy. That's yo, that
is yo, that is my lifelong dream.
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I have like zoom meetings. I'm
like, I gotta called the twins,
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you know, like handle twins.
I hand them. I hand them
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both my ducks pretty well, thank
you very much, you stupid yo.
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Let me let me find out how
I'm taking tolerance so long. I gotta
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tell him. You gotta be out. Yeah, I don't night. It's
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a Saturday, but I still sleep, you know, Yeah, old yo,
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I know that's some elderish you talk
about right now. I know it's
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sad. It's yes, yes,
it is, man like, it's I'm
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old. I'm frail. Well I
didn't say it was frail. It's not
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going crazy. I was just tired. I was up early. I wanted
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to nap. I didn't really get
to nap. I kind of fell asleep
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that I had to get up because
I remember. Yeah, so that's yeah,
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So like today, right, you
know, like you know, like
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you know what I'm saying with like
like with my son and my and my
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older daughter, there's three types of
you know, poopies, right, and
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it's it's all like, you know, in levels did she poop? Oh
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she had a blowout. That's you
know, when it seems through the diaper.
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But it just you know, say
this like the baby's still salvageable.
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And then then oh yeah, you
didn't have to throw the baby out yet.
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Oh no, you know what today
was like, oh we gotta throw
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the whole baby away because you know
what I'm saying, because like, yo,
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she she got my clothes and everything, Like, look, you know
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what, first off, you know
what, I'm in my forties right to
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be dumb enough to do fatherhood all
over again, it's preposterous. Yeah,
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But then but then again, you
know what, I'm dumb enough to go
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do so but you know what,
though I'm having the time in my life
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like, like, you know what, fuck that man, I'm having fun.
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Yeah, I'm saying, I'm I'm
I'm legit having fun. And yo,
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you know what, for the first
time, I actually get along with
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the actually get along from you know, I'm saying with the kids mother,
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that's good, that's really good,
you know saying, because Yo, you
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know what she knows about. You
know what I'm saying. You know what
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I did for her? I was
like, Yo, if you really want
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to mess with me and be with
me, you need to watch some of
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the other backwards and know your place
of life. And that she did,
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you know what I'm saying, so
everyone could learn. You know what I'm
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saying, Like, it's like,
it's really no different from watching God's Other
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Backwards. You know what I'm saying, because when if you watch Guy's in
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the Backwards, it's all about a
giant lizard that go back into this you
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know what I'm saying, and helps
build it up and moon walks back.
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You know what I'm saying. He
fixes a city instead of destroying it.
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Constructive Yeah, yeah, all right, sure yeo. But you know what,
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though, like I've really been LESSO
should be joined an anime as a
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monster. I mean, if if
that's a career, wrote she wants to
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go kudos. Her nicktame would be
Gorlock the Destroyer Part two. Cock Listen,
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listen, listen? Why what happened? What happened with him? Why?
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Why do you think they gave this
cat ten years? Who Tory Lanes?
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Yeah? For shooting that? Because
yo, you know what he was
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done up? Yeo? Because you
know what yeo? First off, you
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don't saying that's yo. First off, you don't what I don't think if
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he if he if he would have
shot no, if he would have shot
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her directly on the foot, her
foot would have been gone, bro.
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And have you seen the size of
that? Yeah? Have you seen the
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side of her feet? Yo?
She got bullet fo Bro. I thought
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they didn't say that he like shot
up or he didn't like shoot her like
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a frack like frag bullet fragments or
fragments or whatever when it's her foot.
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He got ten years? Well,
first of all for that, Yeah,
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But first of all, the gun
laws in California are pretty strict, right
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yo. Another yo, another thing
too, write another thing too, Like
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you know what I'm saying that we
need to point out here, right is
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that. No, you know what
I'm say. I don't believe Torry dat
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shot Megan in the hook. Sorry, no, you know what I'm saying,
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Like I'm with you, you know, like I mean what, well,
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I guess the jury thought otherwise,
what are we gonna do? Man?
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Free that man? Yo is shut
that damn horse. Yeah, but
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that you gotta you gotta admit though, that that that story about that the
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other chick, what's your name?
It's pretty crazy. What's next? Jody
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says, next Megan not Megan this
time? And yo, we would just
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talking about Lizzo. I mean,
you gotta admit that story is kind of
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crazy, yo. Yo. The
ironing of someone fat fat shame of other
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people. I agree with that.
That's the part that you don't say,
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like me, like like like like
yo, like yo, that's the fucking
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irony, like yo, you know
what, I'm pretty sure she was eating
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a double cheeseburger with bacon grease stripped
off her face. That's just when I
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get annoying, no, like like
like like like no, you know what
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I could say that ship because Yo, I'm morbidly obese. So you know
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what I'm saying, so so so
YO, you know what he says.
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The worst thing you could do is
talk negative about yourself, right, and
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that's right now. We're trying to
uplift you. You have a daughter.
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Yeah, I'm wondering. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
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on, hold up? How dare
you gotta say uplift me? A crank
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can't uplift me? Right now?
I'll stop cracking jokes on myself. You
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know what I'm saying. I'm cracking
jokes on myf You wanna know why?
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You want because you know what?
Yo? You want to know why I
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cracked jokes on myself though, because
yo, you know what I crack on
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everybody else? What we think?
I can't what should think I want roast
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meat? Of course you should.
I mean we get it. No,
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and and no, you know what? And that's why that's why I make
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fun of being overweight, because it's
kind of funny. Yes, I just
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don't think that you should just assume
that's because somebody's father eating double cheeseburgers or
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eating badly or whatever, because I'm
just just go to something else. I'm
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not fat. I'm being a little
more creative. I'm pleasant. The fat
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jokes is what I Yeah, you're
right. You know what I'm saying.
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I'm pleasantly I'm saying, yeah,
you're right, I'm saying she was consuming
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a live here, right. Bambi's
mom meanwhile saying this fuck shit can't well,
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I mean she wants to be the
only one you know who can claim
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that to fame, you know.
Yeah, but especially all right, all
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jokes aside, right, when you
have to do something that claim to fame
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that overshadows the so called talent you
have. Yeah, you know what I
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mean, Like like, yo,
you know what, Lauren Hill didn't have
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to do nothing, she got talent, you know. And besides that,
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right, since we're on you know
what I'm saying, and since like we're
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no driving into the subject here,
right, I just want to point out
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that mostly seem a rappers. Did
they suck? You know what I'm saying?
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No, no, no, the
heart and everything. So she agrees
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and pleasantly yo, yo, you
know what I'm yo, Yo, wanna
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tell you why they stuck? Right, I'm just because first off, because
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because first off, you know what, you know what I'm saying, Like,
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none of them right their own ship, you know what I'm saying.
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So so it's like you have a
man. No, but it's different,
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Yo, It's different what I'm saying. No, no, no yo.
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The difference between Drakes ghostwriter is wait
wait wait real quick a real quick is
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even mind them? Yo? You
know what this this real quick right?
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The difference between Drake having a ghostwriding
and Cardi B and Mix that you have
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a ghost riders real simple. You
know what I'm saying. Drake's ghost ride
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is going right hits for the female
rappers. The female rappers ghostwriters are men
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that are pimping them maybe. I
mean, do you know this for a
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fact? You just speak of certainty
like no, I know, yo,
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Yo, you know what for someone
that had a foot in Yeah, I
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noticed for a fact. I mean, I don't know female rappers today to
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judge, I've heard what is it
the one ice? See, I don't
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even know the names of people.
Like I said. It's like I said,
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you know what, you know what
right when you know you know what
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back then? You know what I'm
saying. I want everyone to take a
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you know, I'm saying a trip
to the late nineteen hundred real quick,
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right. You know That's why I
aged real quick. You know, last
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century, the twentieth century. W
long ago. When you say it like
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that, I know, late nineteen
hundreds, I know, right, because
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because because you because because y'o.
You know what I was talking to my
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I was talking to my daughter's desire
one day and I was talking him,
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you know about how like when I
was seventeen. She was like, Oh,
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I was like, mother, you
know what I'm saying. Nine hundred
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guy, that's what we doing things? All right? What happened? You
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froze for a second? I was
like, did you get pulled over?
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I didn't see any lights in the
bag. Wouldn't surprise me. He's frozen.
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Let me just take him off real
quick. Peaches song from Super y'all
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seen the Peaches song from Super Mario
with Jack Black? I have not I
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haven't Peaches song. Now You're gonna
make me want to go look this shit
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up? Yep? All right,
man, yeah, so let go.
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So let's call it. I was
truly a rupt to buy a cop.
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Like you know what I'm saying.
Glass of the Lights. I was like,
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I knew I saw something. I
was like, ah, you know,
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like of course you guys would do
this this fuckery anyways. You know
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what, bro, you gotta stop
driving. I think that's what's causing me
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to freeze. Bro believable. I
was trying to rely on that network.
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Yeah whatever he has, and now
we know it's not We got three g
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over there, bro, three g
shit. Man, I'm on my phone,
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BROT network. He keeps freezing.
It's like the third time already,
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bro man Yo anyways, right,
so m you know, like I was
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saying, right, so back then, like everybody had you know what I'm
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saying, oh man, yeah,
so bro like he yo, yep,
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I'm coming back. Hold on yo, all right, all right, technical
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difficulty and by he's just a mass
there. I don't even remember when he
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was talking about, to be honest
at this point, because it's just so
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much time has passed. Yeah.
I think he was doing a story time.
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I don't know. I have no
idea, but he was trying to
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get a story of us. I
don't know something about female rappers sucking,
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I mean whatever, No, I
think oh that they have ghostwriters. That's
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what he was talking about. Yo. Yo. What I'm saying is this
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right. You know what I'm saying, the ghostwriters to date. You know
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what I'm saying, like like,
yo, you know what all right?
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Back then, back then, right, hip hop was something to listen to
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because you know what, you actually
know what I'm saying. Yeah, you
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know what. It was actually knowledgeable. But a lot of them were saying
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right now now it's like low vibrational
dump shit everything is though. Have you
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heard it? It's literally like a
phrase being said over and over again,
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like that's all it is. There
really isn't anything here for you artists.
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I feel that, at least that
I've been introduced to recently or heard that
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actually, like rappers come on my
little yes, yeah exactly, like like
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like what's you called it? Like
Kendrick Jake old, you know, like
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dumb, you know, like,
but those guys, I'm talking more of
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newer people because those guys have kind
of been in the industry. It's not
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new to them. We're talking about
like new people people that have stupid names
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like little something always what is that
someone should come out and be a little
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I'll listen to that guy. Not
at least bet yo yo, here's irony,
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right somebody you know, somebody would
have their name young and they're forty
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years old. Yeah, I tell
you, young yo, like s nothing
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ye young, I don't know,
yo, little Mike just weird just change,
404
00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:06.920
I guess not doing what it is. It's so simple and like it's
405
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:10.599
so simplistic man like yeah, and
you know what and and that's what makes
406
00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:14.480
these kids a lot dumb it because
you know what I mean, you are
407
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:15.960
who you listen to. So you
know what I'm saying, Like, if
408
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:19.679
I'm gonna be listening to like let's
say Little Dirk or something like that,
409
00:34:20.320 --> 00:34:23.039
then I'm gonna have the mentality to
be out here actually thinks that I'm actually
410
00:34:23.159 --> 00:34:29.320
you know, shooting it up in
the streets. You know, Like I
411
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.280
listen to so kind to music,
So what does that mean for me?
412
00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:38.719
Look at you? That's what I
gotta say. Was good. That was
413
00:34:38.800 --> 00:34:43.119
good. But no, I'm just
saying, I'm just playing. I'm just
414
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:51.639
playing. I'm just playing. I'm
just I'm just yea, yeah, I'm
415
00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:53.000
just playing. Like look, you
know, I listen to all types of
416
00:34:53.119 --> 00:34:58.199
music too, like like you know, like like for instance, right like
417
00:34:58.280 --> 00:35:00.639
when my son, when my son
first picked up the guitar, right,
418
00:35:00.239 --> 00:35:02.559
I was proud of him, but
then I was chat outs of him.
419
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:06.559
I'm like, I'm like, man, I fucked up along the way.
420
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:07.960
Man, you're supposed to be saying. I'm like, ye're supposed to be
421
00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:12.239
picking them No guitar, it's supposed
to be an MPC. You know I'm
422
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:14.960
saying three thousand. I'm like,
you know what, You're an embarrassment to
423
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:20.760
me. I'm just showing you.
But the music. Is it the music
424
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:24.119
that influences or is it the culture
around the music that if it's both,
425
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:28.079
it's both. Let's be honest,
because I don't know, because I could
426
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:36.159
hear songs from like deaf Tones or
corn or whoever like and not want to
427
00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:40.599
go kill people. So you're flower
child, Okay, No flower Okay.
428
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:44.079
First of all, you don't know
your music. Okay, your tree hug
429
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:52.119
If I was a flower child with
Mama's and papa's fucking yo, you know
430
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:54.320
what I know my music. I'm
puzzled with you. You know, like
431
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:58.400
I lived at a tool, yo. That's what I'm sober, YO,
432
00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:05.199
that's all. That's what I'm saying. Tool Like Alison James, he's a
433
00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:10.159
tool. He's a legit, like
all kinds of shit. I was into
434
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:15.079
hip hop mainly obviously in the nineties, like that's what was big hip hop,
435
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:17.360
R and B YO. Speaking of
the nineties, hold on real quick,
436
00:36:17.519 --> 00:36:21.400
yeah, hold on real quick.
Guess what I folded out? Guess
437
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.840
what? I followed the Amazon frid
Oh god, what New York on the
438
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:30.760
cover? I've been watching that shit. I forgot about that show. I
439
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:36.199
was you know what, yep,
yep, yep yo. Wasn't it on
440
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:38.760
for a long time too? Yeah? Man? But like, but like,
441
00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:42.760
you know what, after they killed
him, after they killed him,
442
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:44.239
my man, I was like,
yo, you know what, I don't
443
00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:45.960
think I want to watch this shit
in the more. I don't like how
444
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:50.440
to shit played out. I think
I stopped watching after someone died too.
445
00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:54.840
I don't remember the characters, but
I remember losing interests. Yeah, you
446
00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:59.000
know what. Like I was telling
though, was that the one Spanish cop
447
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:04.719
was in the beating video? Yeah? But the background? But and you
448
00:37:04.800 --> 00:37:07.119
know what, And I remember I
told you. I'm like, yo,
449
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:09.039
you know what, he was the
same dude that was in fame. Yeah
450
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:15.960
he was you know so so so
so, Yeah, you know what's favorite
451
00:37:15.960 --> 00:37:21.760
shoes? Shit? Oh, I
me something? What you talking about?
452
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:31.039
I don't know. I want to
live forever, ye speaking forever wants to
453
00:37:31.159 --> 00:37:37.039
learn how to fly? Fly?
How to fly? They were talking about
454
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:42.159
cocaine about everything, and in the
fucking eighties, the beginning of nighties is
455
00:37:42.280 --> 00:37:47.360
really about cocaine. Let's not lie
to ourselves anymore. Yo. But but
456
00:37:47.519 --> 00:37:51.239
but hold up though, I mean, you know, and and and then
457
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:53.039
the defensive cocaine. I mean,
have you ever tried it? Yeah?
458
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:58.679
You know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, come on, you
459
00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:00.079
know what I'm saying, Like,
I cannot as to say that that's one
460
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:07.559
thing I have never tried. I'm
a big troll freak. So except we
461
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:15.440
are a no for me. I'm
although I am thinking about trying a couple
462
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:20.239
of things. Okay, can I
take a shot on the dark on this
463
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:22.000
one. You're the one that went
home with the You're the one that went
464
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:24.960
home with the dare Bear every weekend, didn't you know? I'm saying,
465
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:29.840
I look at you smoking weed.
You failed Adare Bear too. I know
466
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:32.039
I didn't have a dare Bear.
I was the friend that drove her friends
467
00:38:32.079 --> 00:38:39.480
around while they were getting drunk until
one then I was the one drunk behind
468
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:43.400
the wheel, you know, Like, yeah, you were bad. Well,
469
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.800
I'm sure we all did that.
Actually, let's not lie. We've
470
00:38:45.880 --> 00:38:52.559
all dripped drunk It's not a good
thing. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
471
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:55.559
Why do we teaching these kids that
are watching. We're not teaching children should
472
00:38:55.559 --> 00:39:00.800
not be watching the show. This
shit better be eighteen and over. You
473
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:04.719
better have to like put your birthday
in to watch this, to listen to
474
00:39:04.760 --> 00:39:08.679
the ship that this motherfucker says.
Nah, that's right. Mother s did
475
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:17.519
you too? Oh my god?
Would you miss like when you when with
476
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:22.639
the signing off, when you would
know you're introducing, you would do your
477
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:30.119
whole thing about what would Yes?
I love it? Those are my favorite.
478
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:34.039
Yeah, you know, I'm like, Yo, just dubbed the dog
479
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:39.199
aka savage filt aka mister slapped the
ship out of you aka your mother's,
480
00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:45.119
sister's, aunt's, female cousins,
no males, grandmother's. And when I
481
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:52.719
say sister, she got you over
eighteen, dam you got you over eighteen.
482
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:53.440
You know what I'm saying, Like
like like, yo, you know
483
00:39:53.519 --> 00:40:00.800
what Epstein and my blood. You
know what I'm saying. You know that
484
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.519
there's there's no Epstein here, you
know. And and something didn't happen to
485
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:13.639
me. Remember I didn't hang my
Oh I'm convinced he did it, really
486
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:19.039
coward Nah, you know what like
like like you know what, you'd be
487
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.440
surprised, like you know, like
how the government really want to shut people
488
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.760
up? How like really powerful people
will shut you up. I mean,
489
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.519
I mean, shit, you know
what I'm saying. They did it to
490
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:31.440
Kennedy's be real, if that man
had to go on this stand and actually
491
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:36.599
start talking, no, that would
have been a problem obviously, right.
492
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.679
But I after watching certain things about
him and the case and all that other
493
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:46.320
stuff and what went down in prison, he he was a bitch. He
494
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:51.880
would he would have hung himself.
That made to me it makes sense like
495
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.800
he was also in like there wasn't
like a shitty part where nobody paid attention,
496
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:05.320
so he had But cassual question though, like was this documentary done after
497
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.519
he died? Yeah, yeah,
obviously, or wait, he's not here
498
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.760
to defend themselves. No, I
think it was starting before. I think
499
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:17.079
it was they started the documentary before, like when the trials or shit started
500
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:23.320
coming up. That's usually when people
usually have info before a trial pops up
501
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.000
when it comes to yeah, but
yeah, but but but see see at
502
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.880
the end of the day, I
mean, like I mean, you know,
503
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.519
I mean, that's why don't we
go ask them, like what really
504
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:36.840
want out? We can never ask
anyone when they die, really exactly because
505
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:39.280
exactly with the same thing, the
same thing with the documentary, because you
506
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:44.000
know what, I do remember when
the documentary came out after the fact that
507
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:46.599
you know, oh yeah, because
they reported about the death, so obviously
508
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:53.840
has a story attention to Yeah,
but see, but yeah, every duck
509
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:58.440
has a story. But also keep
him on that men tell no tails.
510
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:00.519
So I mean he's not hit you
know what as yo, you know what,
511
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.079
as much as you know I'm saying, as a shitty person he was
512
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.719
for all that bullshit. He's not
here to defend himselves. R Kelly,
513
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:16.199
he's about to start snitching too until
he's gonna, Yo, you know what
514
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:21.199
he's gonna He's definitely gonna stitch on
Citty because Yo, you know what,
515
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:24.199
that dude sucks, man. Yeah, take that, Take that boy,
516
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:29.639
take that. Oh take that,
take that. Oh yeah, daddy take
517
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.639
messing with his son's girlfriend. That's
crazy, right, sleeping with his son's
518
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.039
lady. Yo, No, what's
crazy? You know what I'm saying you're
519
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:40.400
talking about. I remember I used
to sleep with us and we used to
520
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:46.599
wake up and fight over the cherry
else live what I don't know, bro,
521
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:51.159
mind you no, Yo, you
know what? Yo? You know
522
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:52.320
what? It's on YouTube and I
should look at him like, Yo,
523
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:59.760
why you even open your mouth about
that? If? Yo, you know
524
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:04.000
what, if body language could speak, you know what I'm saying, If
525
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:06.599
the Biden language, Yo, if
Biden naguage could be spoken, you know
526
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:16.320
what I'm saying that moment was it? M h your whatever? Sometimes it's
527
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:24.519
all you could say after dumb speaks. I just I'm finding I can't say
528
00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:32.880
nothing, not go ahead speak,
I'm looking for parking. I thank you
529
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:38.119
for the opportunity. Yo, Yo, you know what you should be kissing
530
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.639
abody ass on this opportunity to know
what? Do you talk about me?
531
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:44.400
You know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, you know what we all
532
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:45.519
know. You know what I'm saying
once I once I get started, all
533
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:52.360
entertainment and fuckery from there. Yes, that's true. We cannot deny this.
534
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:57.599
Yeah, I'm getting kind of like
I know that I know this fucking
535
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:02.400
UFC shit ain't still on. Whatever
he fell asleep, it's done. Okay,
536
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:07.599
that's two times two times in a
row, bro, Like what the
537
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:14.360
fuck? Actually you'll see you'll see
sometimes it depends along the match is like
538
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:17.159
you know what I mean, Like
they're going to one o'clock in the morning.
539
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.239
Nah, Jodie just said yesterday.
You mean it's it's over right the
540
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:29.159
us. Jo. I don't care, Joe, He's done in my eyes,
541
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:36.760
he said, Jo Bron Yeah you
know what that name alone, baby
542
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:43.719
boy. It's still going, still
going, all right, all right,
543
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:46.239
So he gott give them a little
bit more time. Why is that a
544
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:52.039
next about your show? Yeah?
You're right. You want to be doing
545
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.400
cameos here, but he ain't showing
up. Sorry, son, Yeah,
546
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:59.039
you're right. Oh yo, they're
trying to write bro, like Yo,
547
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:00.519
you know what, I got your
back, Yo, you know what I
548
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:05.039
mean, I got your back.
Man. Who's what are you talking to
549
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:12.599
against these heathens? You know,
like you can ash you a woman?
550
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.639
Cash a woman? Question? Please
do? I've been waiting all right?
551
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:20.079
So what is up with you guys
wearing these you know what I'm saying?
552
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:24.559
These like these like Roman sandals,
like you know, like like like that's
553
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.519
not cute, you know what I'm
saying? Like, how is it that
554
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.400
you're riding a subway and you're trying
to get to work at eight o'clock.
555
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.599
But you also got to be at
a Roman crucial picture that twelve explain that
556
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:38.239
please for something, I can never
understand what anyone wears on their feet.
557
00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:43.800
That's not comfortable. But yo,
but those have been in before, that's
558
00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:46.440
nothing new. Those sandals that like
you mean the ones that like wrap up
559
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:52.679
and ship up. No, the
one that looks like Moses walked in part
560
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:58.000
of the Red Sea with all the
lines on them and they zip up all
561
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:07.599
the way. Yes, yo,
yo're why is that? I think like
562
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:19.239
crocs would bother me more Jesus to
a point of these shoes. But that's
563
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.880
just like people walking around with the
pants around their ankles like they're really going
564
00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:24.239
to run away from the bodies.
For the love of God, someone,
565
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:30.199
don't ye, men with it like
it has to be like right on top
566
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:35.639
of your like dick, how else
would it not be? And then like
567
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:40.320
right under your ass? Do not
want to see your skin marks? Like,
568
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:44.679
no, that's seeing that you guys, do see? Let see once
569
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:46.320
again, you know what you're talking
about? Men who go in their sister's
570
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:53.760
closet and get their jeans this closet. That could be true though for sadder
571
00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:00.400
reasons and then we're laughing about but
yeah, you know like like like you
572
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.000
know, like like I mean,
this is this is the this is the
573
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:09.320
error where men actually get used affection
with them tight ass teams U trs and
574
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:14.599
everything. Damn the pro I pe
you got got a real? No,
575
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:21.480
I got a UTR. Let me
tell you something. If you're if your
576
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:27.280
sisters parents gave you gotta red,
it's a problem. You know what I'm
577
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:35.360
saying, Like a problem. I
am disgusted officially fresh off. If you
578
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:45.119
sister maybe maybe she was what's yo? If your sisters, if your sisters
579
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:49.280
parts gave you gotta real, maybe
you should stop sucking your sister as well.
580
00:47:52.159 --> 00:48:00.599
Man, No, I mean they're
there an Alabama's son. I'm sure
581
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:08.159
it's happening too. It's happening full
circle. Yeah, happened about the bomb.
582
00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:15.559
It's happened in every freaking state because
there's literally before I got married,
583
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:20.719
like one, most of the questions
were like making sure we weren't related.
584
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:28.960
It was really weird. It was
just like like are you cousins? Do
585
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:34.280
you share any family members? Like
making sure that you had different pairs,
586
00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:38.519
just you know what, just ye, why don't you just ask the questions.
587
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:43.760
Do you use ancestry dot com or
ancestry dot com to find dotor family
588
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:52.199
in street dot com? Isn't the
thing? It should be, your sister.
589
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:58.920
I love that word today. That's
get the word of to day.
590
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:05.320
That's the worst. Get on more. You're gonna confuse the white people watching.
591
00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:09.119
We can't be doing that to them. These people, you know what,
592
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.519
you know what if they are you
know, I'm saying, they're probably
593
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:14.679
confused as this as you know what
I'm saying what we're seeing right now,
594
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:16.599
they probably like, you know,
I got one of my cousin, Betty,
595
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:22.280
Betty lil she was pregnant. Why
does the baby look like me?
596
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:30.039
Mm hmm oh no, I was
pa Do you guys watch ricket boardy no,
597
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:38.440
no, no, excuse you cartoon? No no, no, no,
598
00:49:38.719 --> 00:49:40.639
no, no, you know what, look a look at me.
599
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:45.039
One looks like I will watch some
bit jass cartoon. It's not a bit
600
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:50.360
as was really good, actually very
funny. Heard you know what? How
601
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:54.800
about? How about how about you
guys watch attack on type? What's that?
602
00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:01.400
No? I can't do anime.
Sorry, I'm out done. I
603
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:08.000
like big mouth. I like adult
cartoons. They're great. It's like South
604
00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:13.840
Park, Like, you know,
they get away with stuff that's it's funny.
605
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:15.400
You should watch Rick and Morty.
It's great. I mean, the
606
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:22.199
grandfather's drunk and he's a genius and
he travels the universe and they travel through
607
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.840
space and time with his grandson and
the family and they're crazy and there's an
608
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:31.719
incest episode. Yep, there winds
up being an an incest baby at the
609
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:36.480
end of one of the episodes.
Ye no, you know what I heard
610
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.000
about Rick and Morty. It's just
you know, you know what though,
611
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.519
Like it just looks like you know
what I'm saying, Like like I need
612
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:44.880
to see blood, you know what
I'm saying. I need to see violence,
613
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.159
like you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm I'm totally fueled by sensus
614
00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:52.400
violence. Like I agree with it, you know. And I watch Attack
615
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.519
on Titans as break. Actually just
started watching The Witcher, which isn't a
616
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.880
cartoon, it's just a show.
But there's a lot of blood in that
617
00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:05.119
one. Camel right, I don't
know who anyone is. The guy is
618
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:10.480
hot though, yeah, Superman Spy, I've heard he's hot. That's not
619
00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:14.920
the reason why I watched the show, although it is partly, but he
620
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:21.559
is Witcher is awesome. I agree, it's good. I mean, you
621
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:23.880
know what though, like I just
started playing a game, so it's like,
622
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:28.679
I really can't you know, talk
shit on the Witch. I don't
623
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:32.159
want to see it yet until I'm
playing a game, gotcha. Yeah,
624
00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:38.199
you know. It's almost as you
know what I'm saying. It's like it's
625
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:42.000
like, you know what I'm saying, Like why would you know? Like
626
00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:43.440
I don't want to like you know
what I'm saying. I want to be
627
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:49.159
surprised myself, you know right.
It's sort of like people with Lord of
628
00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:52.760
the Rings or a Game of Thrones
to rather read a book and watch,
629
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:55.440
you know, like or Harry Potter
rather read the books. I watched the
630
00:51:55.519 --> 00:52:00.679
movies on that one that was good
on that you know what. And and
631
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:05.559
I called on this yesterday right because
I was forced to watch Twilight. I'm
632
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.079
like, Yo, Twilight is the
movie that takes the end out of Bangs.
633
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:14.920
Okay, so I have the toilet
book series that was gifted to me
634
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:19.000
to read. First off, you
don't real quick, yo, yo,
635
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.119
so so so you need to tell
me, you know what I'm saying.
636
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:23.960
This Vampire fell a little with that
basic looking bits. Okay, for me,
637
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:28.960
that movie horrible. I'm sorry for
Twilt and fans out there. That
638
00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:34.920
movie is fucking grossly Bella, the
characters this, what the hell is her
639
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:38.519
name? The fucking actress that played
her? Horrible actress, I don't even
640
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:43.800
know what as Christin Kristin Stewart.
Christ You know what I'm saying, like
641
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:49.840
like like phone all the time,
and she can't act. She can't,
642
00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:52.440
well, she acts the way out
of a relationship to go director, So
643
00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:55.480
that's what That's what got rid of
part I'll tell you that much. I
644
00:52:55.559 --> 00:53:04.760
mean she wasn't wasn't she in all
four movies? Yes, I mean I
645
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.320
still don't understand people have for those
movies, though I know I'm still trying.
646
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:14.280
Can we talk about how like they
made vampires look like straight bags?
647
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.920
Yo? Like really, okay,
let's you okay, not fuck that.
648
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:21.840
You know what I'm saying, because
you know what, I'm gonna use the
649
00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:23.840
effort you want to why? Because
the reason why I said what I said
650
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:28.719
is because that movie took the end
out of Bangs. First of all,
651
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:32.840
they made them look like Twilight.
They made them look like glittery and pretty,
652
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:37.719
which is weird. Okay, Vampires
are not supposed to be glitterally where
653
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:42.119
wol where was? Where was?
Aren't supposed to be? First off,
654
00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:46.400
surred that ship? Did anybody noticed
that? What? I nothing? Forget
655
00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:54.880
nobody realizing look at and I am? I said that wonderfully? First off?
656
00:53:54.920 --> 00:53:58.840
Real quick, right? You know
to me, vampires supposed to be
657
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.119
like I'm supposed to be like,
you know, saying like an are affair
658
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:02.320
of you? I'm not supposed to
be laughing at you, like, yo,
659
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:05.679
look at you a little bit.
You know what I'm saying. Just
660
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:07.639
walk into the sun. Get it
over with, you know, kill yourself
661
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:13.239
please. And then like even the
fighting scenes they were so weak. I
662
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:20.480
was just like, what is this
like, come on? Choreography yo?
663
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:24.280
The choreography. The fighting choreography was
almost as if like they were doing ballet
664
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:29.039
right, you know, like like
I'm like, wow, yo, this
665
00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:30.960
because a lot of it was like
slow motion too and stuff. But it
666
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:35.559
was bad. It was just bad. I feel like I was I feel
667
00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:38.199
like I was taking acid right and
where the ship was trailing right, and
668
00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.400
I'm like, I'm like, you
know what I'm saying. For a minute
669
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:44.760
that I was like, yo,
I have to like Google to see how
670
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:46.360
long you know what I'm saying actually
gets out of your system because it's been
671
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:51.039
a very long time, and I'll
see ship trailing I'm like, oh whoa,
672
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:52.840
what'll wait a minute? Google,
I'm like, all right, it's
673
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:57.400
the movie. Okay, fair enough, you know, like it's just you
674
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.559
know, a movie like that man, like no, you know, and
675
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:04.840
the fact that you know, like
you just made you know what I'm saying,
676
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:07.800
you made like one of my favorite
you know what I'm saying, a
677
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:14.159
group of like monsters into pussy like
vampires, like like, yo, you
678
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:19.280
know what it's like vampires beat West
Side Story here, you know, saying
679
00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:27.239
dancing around it just like I think
it was meant for like teen girls and
680
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:32.280
it shows because it's bad. Yeah, it's hard, very bad, you
681
00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:38.719
know. Thank God for Underworld though
Underworld. Under Underworld cleaned that little Underworld
682
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:45.679
cleaned that little glitter shit up,
you know, like good oh hell yeah?
683
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:50.400
And yo, yo, you know
what what would have been the perfect
684
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:55.679
end in The Twilight if Blade would
have came out of decapitated a perfect then
685
00:55:55.920 --> 00:56:01.000
yeo that they would have been like
it's the day Walker. Everyone's leaving and
686
00:56:01.039 --> 00:56:07.320
he's kept slaughtering everybody. Oh cheer. That would have been perfectly violence.
687
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:13.119
You wanted it to end with violence, obviously, Yeah, of course,
688
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:16.559
why not? Why yeah? Why
not? Why not you to count from
689
00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:20.639
sesame streets and the come out and
snuff Edward in the face and be like,
690
00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:28.639
yo, one one bit slept.
They're like like like, you know,
691
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.079
like why not? I mean,
I mean, you know, why
692
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:37.480
why not? You know, like
just off the bye. Yeah, the
693
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.920
whole scene, that whole scene when
they were in I don't know what other
694
00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:43.639
country they were, when he was
about to like show the world that he
695
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:49.159
was literally Italy. Yeah, that
was stupid. Yeah, it was stupid,
696
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.800
yo, you know what all of
it was, you know what.
697
00:56:54.880 --> 00:57:00.920
Excuse me, but like if let's
just say, you know, like there's
698
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:06.199
a real vampire out here, yeah, speak, you're a real vampire out
699
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:09.360
here, right and you're broke just
walking to the sun. There is no
700
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:14.400
way you should be three hundred years
old on welfare. You know, I'm
701
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:16.559
saying, like, no way.
You know what I'm saying. Your coffer
702
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:22.159
should be who yo? Come on, man, Like, like, yo,
703
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:24.159
you know what, you're three hundred
years old, man, Like you're
704
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.000
more than you can go rob people. You know what I'm saying. If
705
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:30.039
you're yo, you know what if
you if you're a vampire and you're struggling,
706
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:35.760
and you know what I'm saying,
you're moody. Your fucking coffin is
707
00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:38.360
your fucking coffin is is? Like, you know what I'm saying, And
708
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:42.480
build the twenty three run next door
to me? You know I'm saying in
709
00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:45.239
the Projects show, just walking to
the suthing man, like, you know
710
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:45.719
what I'm saying, Like, don't
worry about it. You know what I
711
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:51.760
mean, I won't even look.
Needs to get credit for that film you're
712
00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:54.000
about to make. Yeah, seriously, you need to make that into a
713
00:57:54.079 --> 00:58:06.960
film a homeless vampire for real around
Like like, bro, you know what
714
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:08.800
you could have been Robert Slade Masses
back then in the South. And yet
715
00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:10.400
you know what I'm saying. Here
you are, you know what I'm saying,
716
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:19.159
getting whipped you the fun, quick
witted sidekick who gets him started again.
717
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:23.280
Man, I'll stop the shit out
together. I'm like, tell you
718
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:25.920
know what I'm like, Yo,
I'll I would tell him. I'm like,
719
00:58:27.320 --> 00:58:30.320
you know what how do you?
Oh? Yes, lap, look
720
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.039
at you. You know what I'm
saying it's just as bad as me.
721
00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:39.039
Bro bitch, I got a call? What you got three hundred? You
722
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:45.719
still got your ship together? Come
on? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
723
00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:49.840
What I'm telling me, does that
give anyone? By the way,
724
00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:52.079
for what I'll tell him is this, I'm like, Yo, you know
725
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.719
what the sun rises are like six
hours? You may want to check that
726
00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:04.199
out. Ain't no way, man, There ain't no way, bro Like
727
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:07.239
like, yo, you know what
you at this point you have a mansion
728
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:12.079
somewhere and more Morris planes or something
like that instead instead, you know what
729
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.119
I'm saying, you love to subsidize
housing housing. You broke bitch, You're
730
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:20.000
an embarrassment. I hope I hope
you ain't the last of your con because
731
00:59:20.039 --> 00:59:23.440
if you are, why are you
holding on just walking to the sun's I
732
00:59:23.519 --> 00:59:32.599
hope he's not on the suicide happen? Yeah shit, there could be part
733
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:40.920
of the movie. That's how is
the counselor on the other line, He's
734
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:46.599
like he's like, hello, yes, okay, you are you going through
735
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:52.760
an episode? What's going on?
I don't want to live no more?
736
00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:59.239
Dude, Just open the door and
walk outside, yeah for real? Like
737
01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:04.760
like, yo, you know what, just just leave the window open.
738
01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:14.960
Don't going to call bro fucking suck
on somebody's neck from toy Like but it
739
01:00:15.079 --> 01:00:19.960
could be like that show, you
know, the Vampire Diaries just taking jewelry
740
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:23.880
off. Just take it off,
yo, like for real, you know
741
01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:29.199
what I mean? You know,
but not because like you know what I
742
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.599
was Twilight, right, that's funny, that's funny you write that out Vampire
743
01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:38.039
call suicide hotline, yo, Yo, because the movie is going to be
744
01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:42.480
gold on Netflix. I can feel
it. No, no, no,
745
01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:45.480
that ass like like you know what, like like I just thought about that,
746
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:47.880
right, And then then you're talking
about like like you know, like
747
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.760
like you know, like like what's
called Like we're talking about Twilight, right,
748
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:53.480
and I'm like, Yo, you
know what I'm like, Yo,
749
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.800
the vampires had no style in amazing
you know what I'm saying, like walking
750
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:00.480
around with high heels like bitches and
what I'm saying like, I ain't scaring
751
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:07.679
you bitches bro looking wearing hot heels? What are those come on? Man?
752
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:15.400
Like? Yo? You know what? Man? Like I know you
753
01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:21.079
know, like like like like the
sun, somebody stopped me. I'm gonna
754
01:01:21.079 --> 01:01:24.880
walk into the sun. Somebody stopped
me. This is it? I mean,
755
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:30.000
what's your problem? Yo? If
the motherfucker says I'm struggling to pay
756
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:37.920
rents, like hold up? How
old are you? You know what I'm
757
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.639
saying, Like I was born and
you know what I'm saying. The minute
758
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:44.119
he comes out of space was like, yo, I was born and you
759
01:01:44.159 --> 01:01:47.119
know what I'm saying, seventeen old
one and you know what I'm saying.
760
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:50.679
At last villa or something like that. You know what I'm saying. And
761
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:57.159
you know some Eastern European you know
nation or whatever, right I came here.
762
01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:59.400
You know what I'm saying to Ellis. You know, like if we
763
01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:09.360
start saying you should take that bro
bro broho history, we should just share
764
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:15.119
his whole history and love it.
Yoo yo. I would be like yo,
765
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:16.440
yo yo. I would be like
I would be like, so out
766
01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:22.920
of all theneration of welfare, yo, out of all the fucking places you
767
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:25.880
would you de side of suf you
side a cuttle here, that's more reason
768
01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:29.440
why to walk into the sun.
You should be just out of south Well
769
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:30.840
you say, well, all the
on the goon bus and all that shit
770
01:02:37.719 --> 01:02:45.280
islands talking about like like like like
I mean this is great. We need
771
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.599
to keep Ellis Island, that's for
sure. Like, Yo, you know
772
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.880
what? Line so good? Like
you know what I'm saying talking about Remember
773
01:02:52.920 --> 01:03:00.400
the Statue of Liberty when it was
actually copper. He probably stole some of
774
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:07.920
that copperence. Still broke, Still
bro, he's still broke, talking about
775
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:20.760
got hooked on heroin. I used
to go for blood for my habit.
776
01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:24.719
Just walking to the side, bro, Like he is the sup there you
777
01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:30.760
go, yo, Like Yo,
like maam just walking to the sun,
778
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.719
Yo, Like like yo, you
know what? Or he is the Susia,
779
01:03:36.039 --> 01:04:01.440
the Susio. Oh I got Tuesday
man, my god, bunny crazy?
780
01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:12.199
Yo, Yo, another thing too? Right? Bro got him?
781
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:16.599
You got him? Nah? Like
like like like yo, you know what?
782
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.719
Like how this shity even became about? Was right? Is that?
783
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.639
You know? Like I said,
I saw I saw a Swilight. Yes,
784
01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:27.519
and and and you know we're talking
about the movie. How like they
785
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:29.440
fight. But I'm looking at the
way they dress. I'm like, yo,
786
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:31.960
they dress the broke. So I
was like, Yo, get's weird.
787
01:04:32.280 --> 01:04:36.000
Let's yo. Let me find out
that that that these motherfucker's are welfare.
788
01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:39.960
Look at you, a vampire,
bro, you should be slaughter.
789
01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:43.800
You know, I'm saying, families
taking their fucking fortune. You know what
790
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.159
I'm saying. And yet you know
what I'm saying. And yet you know
791
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:49.960
what I'm saying. Your whole clan
is poverty. Written. Wasn't the father
792
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:55.880
doctor? No, he's just trying
to say, like what it was that
793
01:04:56.000 --> 01:05:01.239
way, because yes, the father
is was like a doctor forever still broke.
794
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:06.280
He's not at all like he's wait, wait, wait, you want
795
01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:12.039
they broke? Hey, yo,
you know what their vampires and you know
796
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:15.880
what I'm saying. They're not broke. They broke. Okay, you know
797
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:21.599
they're broke, but broke. You
know, they don't go shopping the Target.
798
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:30.280
They go shopping the Tarjaby and they
drink with their pinky up with class.
799
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:33.480
But yeah, you know what I'm
saying, all the clothes from good
800
01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:45.559
Will, Oh my god, and
got clothes at all and and and got
801
01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:47.440
and got their audacity to be you
know what I'm saying, to be walking
802
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:56.920
to them. Sammy Davis tap Shoes
and Ship, Oh challenge, oh man.
803
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:00.400
Horrible movie. Yeah, it was, it was. It was bad.
804
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:02.519
I didn't even watch The Little Ship, that's how bad it was.
805
01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:08.199
After the first the first book.
I was like, I'm done, I
806
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:15.960
can't watch this. No, it's
no man like like like see you know
807
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:18.239
what you know I'm saying the fact
that you know, I'm saying the author
808
01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:25.039
had this bright idea, Right,
what if we romanticize vampires as teenagers?
809
01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:28.360
No many people do? Then't fuck
shit like that. These are vampires,
810
01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:30.719
bruh. Know what I'm saying,
Like, who do that with Pokemon or
811
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:39.519
something like that? Come on,
Oh my goodness, these vampires and werewolves.
812
01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:45.960
Don't forget that werewolves? You want
to see a world wolf watched Underworld.
813
01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:49.760
Those likings are fucking sick. I
think I saw underund a long time
814
01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:53.039
ago. That came out a long
time ago, right, Like I'm not
815
01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:58.880
it's pretty you know, yes,
you know what? Like I'm like,
816
01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:00.480
I know some women out here more
heavier than me. I call them like
817
01:07:00.599 --> 01:07:08.599
it. I'm like, oh,
some some of them women got some real
818
01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:14.920
issues though, though. They better
go fix that shit. You know what
819
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:17.199
I'm saying, My yo, my
bather, my mother will shape him up
820
01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:25.119
real well real you know, ship
like like you know, like I'm an
821
01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:27.039
old job, right they tell me
I need to ship, you know,
822
01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:30.760
like, oh I need to shave, you know, a female supervisor like,
823
01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:31.840
oh, you need to shave with
a too. I'm like, well,
824
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:34.639
I gotta shape, you gotta shave
too, see know what I'm saying.
825
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:38.480
So until then, I'm not shaving
until you shave your mustache. How
826
01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:43.000
about that, right? You know, female supervisor. I'm telling this ship
827
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:47.400
too, you know because like because
like yo, you know what, like,
828
01:07:47.559 --> 01:07:50.400
don't tell don't tell me to take
care of of my beard when you
829
01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:54.639
can't even take handle your mustache and
that little stub on your chick. Oh,
830
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:57.320
lord, help us, you know
what I'm saying. Not even like
831
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:00.199
Truss what helps? I realized.
It took me a minute to real is
832
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.440
that you said that the supervisor was
a woman that you told to shave her
833
01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:08.960
beard. Yeah, sidebrands too.
You know, I'm just looked like Elvis's.
834
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:20.560
Of course, maybe she just had
a look going pc real people.
835
01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:26.439
The liking look, that's what it
is. The Viking look. Yes,
836
01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:30.680
no, not the Viking. The
liking. Oh, the liking the liking
837
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:38.760
yeah yes sure. Whatever What she
needed was a leash, I could walk
838
01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:44.800
her. What job was this?
What supervisor was? This? Was that
839
01:08:45.239 --> 01:08:51.920
the parcel or service place? No, it was poor authority, you know,
840
01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:58.439
like, yeah, you know,
my job consisted of watching you know
841
01:08:58.439 --> 01:09:00.600
what I'm saying, of lose a
faith in your man. I believe you,
842
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:03.960
yo, yo yo. You know
what, when you work for public
843
01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:11.960
transportation, you find out that people
are really stupid, like really stupid,
844
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:16.920
Like example, how the fuck you
asking me where where's the next stop on
845
01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:27.560
that train? When the trains fucking
talks? I mean as someone who like
846
01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:35.920
wasn't very uh avid with the subway
system and trains, Like when I would
847
01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:39.520
look at a map, I had
no freaking idea what I was looking at
848
01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:43.159
or where the hell I was going. I would have to ask somebody like
849
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:45.960
what train do I need to get
on to do this? Yo? First
850
01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:47.680
off, the train it's color coded. You should know where you're at it
851
01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:57.439
color coded beetle pictures. I don't
care. I still don't know. There's
852
01:09:57.520 --> 01:10:01.199
too many lines going in so many
Oh well, well you know what though,
853
01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:04.239
like I mean, I mean,
if it's New York City, that's
854
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:06.960
an exception. You know what I'm
saying. They got like forty lines,
855
01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:15.079
but path only has four. You
know, it's not that hardy, it's
856
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:19.239
not that hard with the path.
You might you might appreciate that. Jody
857
01:10:19.359 --> 01:10:25.479
said, those subways in Miami are
confusing. Subways in Miami. What was
858
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:28.720
the metro mover in the metrorail because
I used to live down there, Metroili
859
01:10:29.079 --> 01:10:33.560
Metrorailia is that confusing at all?
You know what I'm saying? Now?
860
01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:43.640
The metro mover is something different?
Or the bright Line skyline where Miami or
861
01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:48.359
what are we talking about? Miami? What city Miami? He said,
862
01:10:48.399 --> 01:10:53.720
Miami Skyline. Maybe that's some new
shit. I don't know, Yeah,
863
01:10:53.760 --> 01:10:56.560
I don't know. I haven't been
down there in a minute, because like
864
01:10:57.279 --> 01:10:59.359
because because because like, yo,
you know what I used to write.
865
01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:00.880
I used to write the drilled down
there because it reminds me of Ah.
866
01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:04.359
She says, she don't know what
it's called. All right, there's a
867
01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:08.520
metro mover, there's a metro rail, and I remember my boy the rail
868
01:11:08.600 --> 01:11:13.039
to try rail. That shit was
funny. He turned himself in for twenty
869
01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:17.119
grand. He turned himself in because
he thought he was gonna get twenty grand,
870
01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:21.560
and he sent them away for eight
months into the into the puzzle factory.
871
01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:28.279
Yo. He rails the train.
Yo. The only people that got
872
01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:30.199
hurt was a conductor. Right,
So the train got the railed or whatever,
873
01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:32.840
right and made the news of like
three days later though, like,
874
01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:35.119
yo, it's a twenty grand you
know what I'm saying. Reward if you
875
01:11:35.159 --> 01:11:40.600
can tell us he did what this
dumbass gonna turn himself in? Oh my
876
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:45.920
god, at that point you asked
and tell somebody, yo, go turn
877
01:11:45.000 --> 01:11:53.239
me in, get this loop and
slit it or something like time when I
878
01:11:53.359 --> 01:11:55.600
come out and give me whatever you
gonna give me. You know what I'm
879
01:11:55.600 --> 01:11:58.760
saying, And that's it. I'll
turn yourself and not giving you the fucking
880
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:00.720
money your more on, man,
Yo, that's yo. You know what
881
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:03.720
I'm talking. I'm telling you,
man, Like sometimes the jokes truly right
882
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:13.600
themselves. Oh they're special. Yeah, that's it. Was funny though.
883
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:18.399
That's nice. Let me tell you
something. I'm gonna tell you a quick
884
01:12:18.479 --> 01:12:24.079
story, all right, yeah,
story time, real quick. It has
885
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:29.600
to do. It has to do
my friend Gina and Doves and her sister,
886
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:33.000
a friend of our real friend Will
Chilling and the Lakers were playing the
887
01:12:33.119 --> 01:12:38.800
seventy sixers, God Bless and soul
bro and they were playing the seventy sixers
888
01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:42.520
in the final, the NBA Finals, right, So we're chilling we're watching
889
01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.920
the game. She had this big
ass fucking TV. Y'all know how big
890
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:48.439
it was. It was a protection
TV was fucking huge. And her sister
891
01:12:48.560 --> 01:12:56.840
decides to roll a blunt right,
so she lights it up. Everything,
892
01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:59.840
everybody's chilling, everybody's puffing from it. So it gets to me, right,
893
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:02.399
so I'm like, I ain't gonna
dog was like, yo, this
894
01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.720
is the first time you're gonna do
with me whatever, you know, whatever.
895
01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:09.399
So I took. I took a
couple of polls right, and I
896
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:13.239
was just chilling. So I went
around two more times right, and then
897
01:13:13.279 --> 01:13:18.840
all of a sudden, I stopped
for a second right, and I was
898
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:26.880
like, yo, don't do it. And I'm looking and I'm talking in
899
01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:31.239
my head right, and I'm like, yo, don't do it, and
900
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:38.800
I'm like, don't do what.
I'm like, I'm like, don't do
901
01:13:39.000 --> 01:13:45.079
what. Lock don't lock, And
I'm like lock what And I froze,
902
01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:49.680
like my body was like frozen,
like I couldn't do it. My body
903
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:54.880
locked up and everything. And then
I look I look around and I was
904
01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:58.000
like, yo, what the fuck? And dogs looked at me and he
905
01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:01.560
was like, yo, what's in
this weed? And she was like,
906
01:14:01.760 --> 01:14:05.079
oh, just a little bit of
Angel does. I was like, not
907
01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.680
chuck it out right, you know
what I'm saying, because because I kept
908
01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:12.079
smelling it right, And I'm like, I'm like, yo, the smells
909
01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:15.520
flooding, but like it don't smell
form. And I'm like, you know,
910
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:17.399
like I took one big cause she
was like, yo, you need
911
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:20.439
to slow down. I'm like,
and that shit burned my throat. I'm
912
01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:24.600
like coughing whatever, right, And
then I'm looking on the ground and ship
913
01:14:24.720 --> 01:14:29.000
right, and I'm like and I
started like you're getting lost on the ground.
914
01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:31.880
I'm like, hold up, yeah, And I was arguing with myself
915
01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:36.000
but in my head, like I
was arguing with myself, but it was
916
01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:40.319
literally in my head and I thought
it was out loud, but it was
917
01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:45.760
in my head because nobody else heard
me but me. I was I was
918
01:14:45.880 --> 01:14:47.880
like, no, don't lock.
Whatever you do, don't lock, don't
919
01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:50.520
do it. Don't do it.
And I'm like, don't do what what's
920
01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:57.800
going on? Just don't call dubs
at the suicide hotline. No, I
921
01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:05.640
won't. I won't broke because that's
all I'll be smoking. Angel If I'm
922
01:15:05.720 --> 01:15:18.720
broke, I my bbtr oh shit. But yeah, that was that was
923
01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.399
I threw up and everything. It
was a crazy ast night. Wow,
924
01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:27.720
it was stuff is no joke.
I had it. I had no and
925
01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:31.000
you know, and you know,
you know what. And Homegirl System was
926
01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:33.960
trying to like hook up with me
and shit, and I'm like, and
927
01:15:34.039 --> 01:15:36.960
I looked at it. I was
liked, I looked like any types of
928
01:15:38.199 --> 01:15:42.319
possession to do anything. I'm like, look at me. I'm like,
929
01:15:42.720 --> 01:15:45.560
I was sitting in the same space
for the past three hours and I can't
930
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:54.479
feel my body. That's probably she
tried it, you know that was for
931
01:15:54.600 --> 01:16:00.680
you yea like yeah, yo,
like you know, like like like,
932
01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:02.600
yo, she really tried it.
Man. She was like what's up.
933
01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:06.000
I'm like, what's up. I'm
like, I don't wait a minute.
934
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:11.359
Her gay friend, bro, I
was gonna punch him in the mouth,
935
01:16:11.439 --> 01:16:16.560
man, like he tried. He
tried. He actually was like scooping him
936
01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:21.319
out, and every was doub was
like yo. Her friend was like,
937
01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:25.640
yo, what are you doing?
And Doubs just like, yo, what
938
01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:27.600
are you doing? You better get
the hell away from me. I'll punch
939
01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:31.079
you right there and your ship.
I'm maybe they thought it wasn't in his
940
01:16:31.199 --> 01:16:34.960
right mind, and he might actually
do it. Yeah, I'm not not.
941
01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:38.439
This was the This was the day
later, like you know, like
942
01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:43.239
dude, like you know, like
and we're supposed to go to Philly because
943
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:46.159
like there's a Philly cheese steaks and
stuff, right, and he was like,
944
01:16:46.279 --> 01:16:49.439
oh, I'm like and I was
like I left that cars like here
945
01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:55.359
we go, bro, you know, and like that, and that's when
946
01:16:55.880 --> 01:17:00.000
you know Homego was driving. Coleon
was in the front. I was in
947
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:01.840
the back. I wanted to be
like, you know, sit behind,
948
01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:04.560
but like I had to sit in
the middle because you know, I was
949
01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:10.000
taught and it was like a small
car and do Throughout the whole time I
950
01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:11.399
was trying to talk to me,
I'm like, Yo, my man,
951
01:17:12.439 --> 01:17:15.079
I don't go that way. Bro. Oh but maybe like you know what,
952
01:17:15.399 --> 01:17:17.720
I'm like, Yo, you know
what, say something disrespect for him
953
01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:21.319
and beat the dog? Should at
you like, I'll fuck you up and
954
01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:25.359
put you in your own trunk.
You don't fuck with me, Yeah,
955
01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:28.640
we'll disrespect me like that. Bro? That was crazy, you know what
956
01:17:28.680 --> 01:17:30.960
I'm saying. Like, I's like, yo, you know what I told
957
01:17:30.000 --> 01:17:31.920
you. You know what I'm saying, I don't go that way. You
958
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:34.760
should have left it alone the first
time, but you're trying to throw out
959
01:17:34.760 --> 01:17:38.000
scenarios, man, like you know, I'm testing my man mad like,
960
01:17:38.039 --> 01:17:41.680
no, man, I'll beat the
fuck ut you. Bro. He's like,
961
01:17:41.760 --> 01:17:45.359
oh I like that. And I
was like, I was like,
962
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:49.720
bro, oh no, it's gonna
be a long fucking trip, and and
963
01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:53.960
and and then and then I ended
up telling Coleon, I'm like, I'm
964
01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:56.800
not getting back in the car.
I swear I was sclimbed up change and
965
01:17:57.199 --> 01:17:59.640
picked a step the back. Yo, I'm not doing this shit, bro,
966
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:01.479
she did you know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, you know
967
01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:03.560
what I'm not. I'm not riding
the back seat. But you know what
968
01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:11.640
I'm saying with all Peter Piper over
here, bro o, man, yeah
969
01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:15.439
I felt I don't know, yo, come to y'll come to think of
970
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:19.800
it, I was being sexually harrassed. Yeah you are. Yeah, you
971
01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:25.239
know I'm either they just love you
like like like like, yo, you
972
01:18:25.279 --> 01:18:27.880
know what I was being sexually harassed? Yo? Like now that I look
973
01:18:27.920 --> 01:18:32.159
back at it, you know what? You know what me too? You
974
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:39.159
know what I'm gonna go downs charges
how about that? I'm gonna be part
975
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:43.760
of the B too movements? No, you're not you're not allowed. You're
976
01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:47.600
not allowed of everywhere. And the
lady that started be Too movement, you
977
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:53.840
know talking about she's yo yo,
and always be the ones talking about the
978
01:18:53.920 --> 01:18:57.119
reason why I started this movement is
because it happened to me. Mean while
979
01:18:57.159 --> 01:19:01.680
she's looking like carorest too literally like
yo, you know what if you have
980
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.359
you seen the chicken, she looks
like care of us warm, bro ugly
981
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:13.359
people are entitled to be harassed as
well wear an animal planet because that's the
982
01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:17.159
only that's the only way I could
imagine that, you know what I'm saying,
983
01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:20.159
like like like yo, you know
what am yo? I'm my old
984
01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:21.880
job. They used to be like
you know, they used to hand out
985
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:25.199
like pa, you know, like
you know all we have we need to
986
01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:27.760
have a meeting by sexual harassment.
I used to be like, yo,
987
01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:31.720
I'm like, have you have you
seen the rasters that we're working with?
988
01:19:32.439 --> 01:19:35.680
Who's sexually harassment? Who? And
it always be, you know what I'm
989
01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:40.119
saying, the zoo keeper looking bitches
to be like, I don't know what
990
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:43.920
you're talking about, y'all. I
look good. I'm like my animal Planet
991
01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:47.600
standards. You're five, you know, like come on, man, like
992
01:19:47.720 --> 01:19:49.640
yo, you know what, I'd
rather go up stairs and the ninth floor
993
01:19:49.720 --> 01:19:54.520
sexual harassed myself and put a report
on myself and sexual harassed any one of
994
01:19:54.560 --> 01:20:02.199
these fucking animals here. Is there
a reward evolved if you like? Is
995
01:20:02.239 --> 01:20:06.039
there a reward involved if you go
and tell them that you sexually harass people?
996
01:20:06.600 --> 01:20:11.079
If you turn yourself in, yo, you know what they should be
997
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:15.800
like? Yeah, just coming clean. I'm telling you what. No,
998
01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:23.800
you know why? You won't get
it. She did not use the white
999
01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:28.239
card, I just did. It
won't happen. You won't get the money
1000
01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:31.359
because you're not white. That only
happens white man. No, of course
1001
01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:36.359
not, you know, like you
know, like I mean, Rock Turner
1002
01:20:36.399 --> 01:20:44.960
could only get three months in jail. Who Rock Turner? Look him up?
1003
01:20:45.680 --> 01:20:49.399
Oh brother, I'm scared now.
He's a dude that got caught rape
1004
01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:56.000
and a girl red handed because his
family Yeah, oh no, because he's
1005
01:20:56.039 --> 01:21:00.359
a young man. You know,
he's a young promising girl, promising future.
1006
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:05.000
How is someone who does some shit
like that worthy of having a promising
1007
01:21:05.119 --> 01:21:12.800
future? I don't know. I
mean, you know, based on you
1008
01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:17.640
know, based on his name and
you know, his Caucasian ethnicity and ethnicity
1009
01:21:18.239 --> 01:21:21.760
you know he does have a promising
future. Oh and money, Yeah,
1010
01:21:21.840 --> 01:21:30.960
of course he's of course all right, so yes, yeah we are,
1011
01:21:31.560 --> 01:21:34.680
it's late. When did when did
we come? Oh it's been an hour
1012
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:45.720
and a half almost. Yeah.
Yeah, we talked about and I think
1013
01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:51.479
that's all we talked about was Susy
at three hundred, at three hundred Vampire
1014
01:21:53.520 --> 01:22:02.239
make it clear, broke three and
it's still broke. But but but but
1015
01:22:02.399 --> 01:22:04.920
but hold on though can you imagine
that though? Like like how that ship
1016
01:22:04.960 --> 01:22:08.760
will go down? My man with
fangs and whatever? You know what I'm
1017
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:13.960
saying in the dark. You don't
say with a little sun speaker wafers,
1018
01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:15.920
you know what I'm saying, like
like like, yo, you know what
1019
01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:19.000
I'm talking about. I'm talking about
I'm gonna end this, you know what
1020
01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:21.640
I'm saying. And they're like,
you know, the press is trying to
1021
01:22:21.640 --> 01:22:24.880
find out, you know, like
trying, you know, trying his best,
1022
01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:28.239
you know what I'm saying to like
understand why then he starts saying that
1023
01:22:28.399 --> 01:22:31.239
ship like yea if you're a man. But you know what I mean.
1024
01:22:32.439 --> 01:22:38.159
You know there's one time in the
morning, okay, you know the sun
1025
01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:40.880
does come up like around six o'clock. Right. You know, you might
1026
01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:44.600
try to, you might want to
walk your dog, but but I'll die.
1027
01:22:44.760 --> 01:22:46.359
I'm like, that's the whole point
you that's gonna promp tell you do.
1028
01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:49.279
Let it go. You know what
I'm saying. You watch Frozen,
1029
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:53.960
Let it go, Let it go, Let it go. You know I'm
1030
01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:56.840
saying, let it go. Man. You know what I'm saying because you
1031
01:22:56.920 --> 01:23:00.279
know, you know, like you
fail in life, I'm saying, don't
1032
01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:04.119
fail in depth of course, three
hundred years old on welfare. If you
1033
01:23:04.239 --> 01:23:09.720
didn't something that's three years old,
yeah, you definitely did a lot of
1034
01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:14.840
wrong things. Bro. Like you
know im, it's like kill no man,
1035
01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:16.840
like I mean, unless he was
like rich at one point, No
1036
01:23:17.039 --> 01:23:21.079
he was. He wasn't rich.
Yo, Yeah, bro yo, you
1037
01:23:21.159 --> 01:23:24.760
know what, You're a fucking vampire. If you lose money, you go.
1038
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:27.199
You know I'm saying, slaughter a
rich family, take their riches.
1039
01:23:27.279 --> 01:23:30.399
You'll. No one's gonna find you, you know, not unless you have
1040
01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:33.840
more's against killing. You know what
I'm saying. Then if you have mores
1041
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:36.119
against killing, then you're you know, you're a fucking you know you're in
1042
01:23:36.159 --> 01:23:43.359
the wrong profession for sure. You
know, I'm sure he didn't choose it.
1043
01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.880
You know, I ain't choose them. I did not choose the life.
1044
01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:55.680
Life chose me. Right. All
right, people, we're gonna,
1045
01:23:55.720 --> 01:23:57.880
we're gonna, we're gonna sit down
right now, you know, I mean
1046
01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:00.520
we had a good time. This
is oh yeah, yo, real quick.
1047
01:24:02.920 --> 01:24:06.640
Zach Wilson is playing like, Yo, you know what whatever Aaron Rodgers
1048
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:11.000
doing to this kid, bro,
I like it because he Yo, Zach
1049
01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:14.800
Wilson to the point is thrown like
Aaron Rodgers too, like his release and
1050
01:24:14.960 --> 01:24:18.119
everything, and I'm like it's been
accurate. And I'm like, yo,
1051
01:24:18.199 --> 01:24:24.079
you know what, I watched a
little I watched a little bit yo.
1052
01:24:24.239 --> 01:24:26.720
I was like, yo, you
know what, that's what this kid needed.
1053
01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:31.840
You know what I'm saying. He
needed a mentor everybody, and Aaron
1054
01:24:31.920 --> 01:24:34.960
Rodgers was it. I'm saying because
I mean, I'm I mean, I
1055
01:24:35.039 --> 01:24:38.800
mean what Zach Wilson's going through.
Fuck his mom too, you know what
1056
01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:42.720
I'm saying. Like she's probably old
as dirty, but you know what,
1057
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:45.279
you know, Zach Wilson is who
he is. He'll knocked the dust off
1058
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:51.600
that Zack Milson. Yo. Yo, Like how yo, how you like?
1059
01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:54.119
You know what I'm saying, like
in your twenties. You know what
1060
01:24:54.119 --> 01:25:00.039
I'm saying, banging your mom's friends, that's all. Yeah, anyway,
1061
01:25:01.479 --> 01:25:09.000
one you just can't stop yourself,
not yo, because you know what,
1062
01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.800
because I'm park right next to a
high school right now, right, and
1063
01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:15.399
like in my memory right I only
had I only had one good look at
1064
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.640
high school teacher. Yo. Everyone
else looked you know what I'm saying,
1065
01:25:17.720 --> 01:25:20.119
the crepit, and you know what
I'm saying, they looked like the cash
1066
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:24.039
from sex in the city. But
like, but like you know what I'm
1067
01:25:24.039 --> 01:25:27.439
saying, with like overbearing makeup and
ship. You know what I'm saying of
1068
01:25:27.560 --> 01:25:30.159
like post mental posal. You know
what I'm saying, bitches and ship.
1069
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:33.239
So that's why we send our kids
to school so they can get a date
1070
01:25:34.039 --> 01:25:38.760
yoho, Yo, you know what? But but like yo, you know
1071
01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:40.840
what, I look at the teachers
today, I'm like, Yo, hold
1072
01:25:40.920 --> 01:25:43.479
up, where the fuck were you? You know what I'm saying, what
1073
01:25:43.720 --> 01:25:46.600
I was You know what I'm saying
when I was in school sexually harass me.
1074
01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:54.760
Shit, I ain't gonna say nothing
you know that would make bro you
1075
01:25:54.840 --> 01:25:58.199
know, no, but no,
but no, but no, know what
1076
01:25:58.279 --> 01:26:02.000
teachers got stuck with the ones who
looked like Sylvestus alone from First Blood man
1077
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:06.319
like it was horrible. Those were
usually the gym teachers. You know,
1078
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:13.680
that gym teacher always looked manly.
That was my bad teacher too, but
1079
01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:18.640
maybe when he went to school that
was the teachers of today. Yeah,
1080
01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:24.600
right, that was standard. But
but hold up, though, you know
1081
01:26:24.600 --> 01:26:26.840
what I'm saying, like like you
know what, what I'm trying to say
1082
01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:29.000
is that none of my teachers,
you know what I'm saying, like they
1083
01:26:29.079 --> 01:26:31.960
were like dead all right, you
know, I'm like, yell, you
1084
01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:36.319
know what. So there were a
lot of older teachers, but that's kind
1085
01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:42.000
of how it works because of tech, Like they stay forever until they can't
1086
01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:45.680
anymore, and then the fresh blood
comes in. And that's what you're noticing.
1087
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:49.279
They came when you were in school
too, but they probably weren't appealing
1088
01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:51.600
when you come think of it right, when you come think of it,
1089
01:26:51.720 --> 01:26:55.039
right, the teachers that we had, like you know, like when we
1090
01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:59.199
were like kind of go on the
first grade and all that the sense,
1091
01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:01.479
like you know what I'm saying,
they were teachers when you know, like
1092
01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:10.840
civil rights was like popping off,
so like boy, Yo. You know
1093
01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:13.359
what, Yo, you know what
one of my teachers that ship you not
1094
01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:15.560
you know what I'm saying. You
know, like you know what I'm saying.
1095
01:27:15.560 --> 01:27:17.439
She was like a substitute of Jesus
Christ's first grade class or something.
1096
01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:23.159
Man like, Yo, I can't
with you, you know, like yo,
1097
01:27:23.279 --> 01:27:25.600
yo, you know what? She
was old and then like you know,
1098
01:27:25.680 --> 01:27:28.119
like I went to Captain School on
top of that too for high school,
1099
01:27:28.199 --> 01:27:31.199
right and and and and and yo, you know what, and there
1100
01:27:31.319 --> 01:27:34.520
was none name on sister Grace.
Like she's probably dead right now, you
1101
01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:38.399
know what I'm saying, because like
because like yo, you know what she
1102
01:27:38.600 --> 01:27:40.880
Yo, she was fraidly ship when
I was like you know I'm saying when
1103
01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:44.359
I was a freshman, right,
but she was annoying so like I used
1104
01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:46.520
to wrap up aluminum foil from the
breakfast used to eat and just like peck
1105
01:27:46.600 --> 01:27:49.079
it out her head and like yo, hit her whatever she was like bock
1106
01:27:49.159 --> 01:27:54.520
backwards and sit who did that?
I'm right at her, looking right at
1107
01:27:54.560 --> 01:27:56.840
her, and you know what I'm
saying, I'm looking right at her.
1108
01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.960
Beamed the ship at her right.
God, you know I'm saying, God,
1109
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.239
that's so man. But like he's
the reason we had the kneel on
1110
01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:09.119
Rice. Yo. Yo, let
me tell you man, like, like
1111
01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:11.079
what I'm trying to say is like, Yo, all my teachers look like
1112
01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:12.960
you know what I'm saying, Like
like you know what I mean, Like
1113
01:28:13.039 --> 01:28:16.199
the like they died last week and
they were resurrected and ship the ship.
1114
01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:25.880
It's so stupid. I can't.
I'm going to bed this. This is
1115
01:28:26.199 --> 01:28:28.920
this, this is this is a
great show. We had a good time,
1116
01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:33.000
definitely, yes, Yo. The
fut thing about the show is that
1117
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:38.720
we talk about shit. You know
what I'm saying, what it is,
1118
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:41.119
That's what it is, man,
That's what it is. It's a good
1119
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:44.640
time. It's a good time.
That's what it is. What it's about
1120
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:48.800
broke vampires that are three hundred years
old, that called the suicide high and
1121
01:28:49.039 --> 01:28:58.079
and and and meet the suside along
the way. You know, a vampire
1122
01:28:58.119 --> 01:29:15.319
with a STD where assistances real quick. Hey hey man, hey man,
1123
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:17.439
you know what man? You tell
you know what I'm saying, lower tolerance,
1124
01:29:17.479 --> 01:29:20.039
man, Like he can't hang Yo, you know what I'm saying,
1125
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:26.560
Like, yeah, we are not
tolerating. Yeah, yeah, you know
1126
01:29:26.640 --> 01:29:32.159
what? You know what I thought? We just That's that's why I named
1127
01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:36.800
it. Next time, YoY yo. You know what, next time,
1128
01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:41.960
I'm so pissed off. Well I've
been laughing the whole time, so I'm
1129
01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:45.800
really you know whatever, but I'm
pissed off now. Hey. You know
1130
01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:49.479
what though, you know, next
time, next time he comes on like,
1131
01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:57.039
oh, did you get permission to
come on? You know, you
1132
01:29:57.079 --> 01:29:59.279
know what I'm saying. Did you
get your nuts back from the from the
1133
01:29:59.359 --> 01:30:02.319
person you attach them on? The
catchable penis? Is that's what you have?
1134
01:30:02.800 --> 01:30:05.479
You don't say did you attach the
back on to join the show all
1135
01:30:05.560 --> 01:30:10.520
right away? Anyway? So I'm
gonna run. I'm gonna run down the
1136
01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:16.079
list. That stuff is down.
That's tg as Mamatrix aka the Peruvian Biscuit,
1137
01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:28.960
a savagement, filth, your mother's
sisters, all the suicides, what
1138
01:30:29.119 --> 01:30:36.000
draining, and I'm big calling you. Hey, hold up, this is
1139
01:30:36.079 --> 01:30:42.600
a little episode of this podcast.
Man. I love to everybody. Thanks
1140
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:46.119
for stopping about and say what's up? Say peace out, peace y'all,
1141
01:30:46.159 --> 01:30:48.479
have a good night man. Yeah
later,
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Yo, what's good everybody? This
is why am I full screen like this?
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I have no fucking what's that was
going on? On full screen?
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I shouldn't be full screen. But
let me see if I can fix this.
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M h, I think I have
to put and we all right there?
5
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See Yo? What's good? Jody? How you doing? How's everything?
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Everything good? All right? So
this is big coldly on and this
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is this Man Heard podcast. We
got a pretty dope show for you tonight.
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We have a couple of co hosts. Just you sleepy, Uh,
9
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stay away, you gotta stay away. It's gonna be a good show.
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Hey, what's up that Debbie vast
square is? What's up? How you
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doing? How you've been? How's
everything going? Hope? Everything's all right
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with y'all out there. We're gonna
have a good show for you tonight.
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We got two co hosts, Pluss
myself waiting in the wings. We're getting
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ready to pop this off real quick. Let me get rid of that background
15
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we already started, so uh,
alright, playing black background, all right,
16
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that's how we're gonna do it tonight. That's how we're gonna do it
17
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tonight. All right, Okay,
so let me bring in Doubs of Dawn.
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Yeah yeah, check my check and
hear me, yeah yeah, driving
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Yeah, Bro, the multitasking out, Oh shit, you can multitask.
20
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I didn't know that, bro,
you know what? Man like, no
21
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it is. Man. Now,
the other two co hosts aren't here yet,
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but I do want to let everybody
know that we're bringing in. Who's
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this that we're bringing in? We
have another another host, another co host
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of the show. She's she's very
knowledgeable, she's she's on point, she's
25
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good. You know what I'm saying. She knows that ship. We're just
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gonna be at least hope we knows
that she knows that shit. But anyway,
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and she believe me, she's been
a fan of the show for a
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long time. She's been wanting to
get on here, Poven, We've been
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wanting her to get on here.
So now she's gonna be an official co
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host of the show. Dubs,
you know, you know who she is.
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And yeah, we see a seat
belt, Jody says, she sees
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your seat belt. Yeah, man, trying to like, you know,
33
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trying to be safe. Bro,
it's Saturday night, man, you know
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what I mean, Like, I'm
not trying to harm you. Know,
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crash or nothing. All right.
So without without, without further ado,
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tg will be here soon, Tolerance
will be here soon. So without further
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ado, I'm gonna introduce to you
guys to Mama Trish, Mama Trish a
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k A y'all kill me for this
one, but a ka Peruvian biscuit,
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Peruvians, the Peruvian biscuit Mamatrice here
she is you. What's up? What's
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up? What's up? I know
I just got here, but you know,
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this shows us how important we are. Absolutely, Yeah, So what's
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up? Everybody was good? Not
man like driving, you know what I'm
43
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saying, maybe through these backs from
these backstreets and dirty Jersey trying to get
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home. All right, So real
quick before we really get started started,
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all right, So I just want
to I just want to pay my respects
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to a friend of mine and Dubbs, who I recently found out passed away.
47
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It's it's it's been bothering me in
a way. Yeah, I know,
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because of the way the way it
went down, you know what I
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mean. She she passed away.
Cancer. Cancer fucking sucks, you know
50
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what I'm saying. And yeah,
it had The whole situation has me questioning
51
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my my my friendship to certain people, you know what I'm saying. Like
52
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it, It just has me thinking, you know, about how how much
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of a friend I am to certain
people. So I want to just take
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a quick moment of silence for for
Gina de Mario. She's my friend who
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passed. So we could just do
that, real quick, take it just
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a couple of seconds, just to
send some blessings to family and everything and
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the kids and stuff, and you
know, just real quick thank you.
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I appreciate it. But we'll get
into that story later on. But man,
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anyway, I hope I hope everybody's
doing good. I hope everybody's you
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know what I'm saying, chilling,
We're alive, We're good, We're here.
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And what's up. Let's let's hear
from from mamatris. What's up?
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Let's tell us a little bit about
yourself, a little bit, not too
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much, yeah, because you already
know I talk a lot. Well,
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today has already been a busy day. I woke up man early, uh,
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had a workshop. Then I went
to a baby shower and I just
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came from mcken Sanneta so and I
made it on time. So I'm good.
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I'm good right, Basically, I'm
a mom. I'm divorced. Been
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friends with you, Big Corleone for
a couple of years now, listen to
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the show for a couple of years. I don't know what else you want
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to know about my background. You
know, sometime we got yeah, we
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got we gotta keep things a little
esoteric. Yeah, yeah, well we
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will get into that another time.
Well, I just want to point out
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that jailer hurts since now when he
peas, how you feel about that?
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What was that? Jailer hurts?
He sits down when he peas. How
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you feel about that? For him? If it him, if it works
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for him, You're not You're not
one of those you know what I mean,
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Like like Philly fanetics. That's a
good thing. Hey, you know,
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like I'm down for whatever works for
people. Meet you where you are
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saying that t will beyond a few
minutes. She just hit me up saying
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she's getting on now, so she'll
be here in a few minutes, and
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we just gotta wait for for tolerance
again. I think he's watching the UFC
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fights that are going on right now. You know how he is with his
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UFC. But how was it?
How was it. Now that you're talking
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about that, big, I want
to talk about this. So I told
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you I went to a baby shower. Can say, yeah, that right?
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Right? How how did both of
those events start an hour late?
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Actually the baby shower the mother was
actually two hours late for Oh, I'm
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gonna raise my hand for this one
in the class where they both like where
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they both like, yes, we're
all Latin, you know, so yeah,
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yeah, there's your answer, you
know. Damn well, you know
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what I'm saying. There's each stand
the time, then there's outstanding the time,
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like we moved at the drum to
our own accord. You know how
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that goes. Yo, excuse me, I'm about to go cop some drugs.
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I'll be back. Oh right,
not right, nice, probably I'll
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run into the store, all right, hold on, I knew, I
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know you weren't going to go cop
no drugs. I'm just saying, wow.
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But but yeah, if if it's
a Latin party, you know we're
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running late, Oh god, you're
running late and we're staying late. Remember
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that, running late and staying late. My daughter's hating me right now because
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we had to leave the king seta. But I was like, I got
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stuff to do bab and it's it's
a it's a baby. What a baby?
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What? No, you said a
baby shower? And but what's what?
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What's the baby is? Uh?
She's having Oh yes, she's having
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a girl. One of my sorority
sisters. Oh all right, oh we
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said sister. All right, my
sorority sisters. I forgot. I have
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no sisters, just sorority sisters.
Just sorority sisters, all right. Got
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all brothers, all brothers, no
doubt when you see you, Jody wep
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out right, I see yeah.
So yeah, it was it is today.
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Today was just one of them days. Man like yeah, man,
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just running around doing things, and
I gotta I gotta give a shout out
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in a couple of minutes. Stupid
not my bro. What just literally get
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dude walking around here right now?
A big guys like twentieth speaker, you
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know what I'm saying, pupp and
reggae man like only in Jersey, man
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back to the eighties, the big
boom box. Yeah and all oh man,
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wait all right, So all right, so I was saying, my
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my youngest, my youngest daughter,
man eighteen years old. In two minutes,
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TG's in the building. Hold up, hold on, let's get TG
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in the building. TG was good. Hey, hey, I want to
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introduce you to Mama Trish. That's
TG TJ. How you doing good?
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How are you? Mama Trish is
also known as a Peruvian biscuit. Okay,
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I'm not sure I know what that
means, but all right, that's
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just it's it's a Peruvian biscuit,
That's what it is. I don't know.
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I don't know how good, how
good proving biscuits are. How good
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our Peruvian biscuits. I don't know. Don't have biscuits, but I'm I'm
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Peruvian, and growing up, biscuit
was my nickname. I did have a
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sister. Her name was Chicken DG. What are you sipping on? Yo?
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Some wine? I was? I
fell asleep before? So yeah,
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yeah, oh he is. Hold
on there you go? Are you going
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in the car even? Yo?
You know what? You know how I
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dude, man, got my little
you know what I'm saying. I got
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my little feet running through these backstreets. You know, I'm about to go
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pick up some hookers, you know
what I mean? Right right? Like?
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You know they want forty dollars.
But you know, I told him
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it was a recession. They give
it to me for twenty you know how
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I get down? Damn definitely not
for nothing, not for nothing. But
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if you're paying twenty dollars for for
for for hookers, she's a Susi brou
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Sometimes I just want to you know
what, Sometimes I just don't want to
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smash, like Brook how about but
how about I don't want to smash.
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I just want to let you know
what I'm saying, give give a fuck.
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You know I'm saying, Susio rug, want my shave, nothing in
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the face. You know what I'm
saying, tea bag and all the way,
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however, want to do that?
Anybody ever saying about my feelings.
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No, no one thinks about my
feelings. Be like, come on,
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bro, she got candid, you
know what I mean? Like not,
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but yo, you know what you've
been surprised. Would you find out here?
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You know? Like No, I
wouldn't. No, I wouldn't.
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No, yeah, you wouldn't,
you know extra not just not you're not
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playing man like like I'm like,
I'm trying to go home like but you
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know what I'm saying, Like it's
been one of the nights, all right,
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see and and now we just missed
in tolerance. Man, he's watching
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that MMA ship, that's what he's
doing. He's watching something. Yeah,
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Today's he's booted. He's booted.
Then today's spawn sir By Nash with niggas
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against smoking places to eat Red Pull. I don't want ship from Red Pull
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and today's sponsors lake. Yeah,
not for nothing but red Bull. Yo.
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I just had one one of these. It's disgusted. I'm sorry,
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but you're not. You're not gonna
pay me to drink this ship. This
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shit is disgusting. It's got a
nasty taste with plus there's no sugar.
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And it says vitalizes body and mind. It doesn't. Yeah, exactly.
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You know what actually vitalizes. They
don't vitalize nothing. It crystallize your kidneys.
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Therefore you get kidney stones. Take
it from me, Yeah, take
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it from dumps. He's a he's
a kidney he's a kidney stone. Inficiattle.
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That motherfucker always got kidney stones.
The only yo, the only good
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thing about kidney stone is the freaking
hospital herald when they give you. That's
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it. Other than that. No, I'm serious. You know what I'm
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saying, Like like like, yo, you know what morphine don't work on
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me? How dare you? You
know, like, like, you know
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what I'm saying, like morph morphing
is weak. I'm as much you know
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what? You know what before anybody
gets the wrong idea of me, No,
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morphine is weak. I'm a big
boy. You know what I'm saying,
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like morphing is weak? You know, like they end up giving me
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that lodded. Holy shit, you
know what. I remember the game.
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I remember the nurse gave me that
lodded. Right half an hour later I
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told her to come back. She
came back. She's like, yo,
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okay. I was like, yo, hit me again. It's gonna kill
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you. I'm like, and I
said it with a smile, drooling and
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all literally drewing like a freaking idiot. I was like, Oh, well,
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be the best stepth ever. You
know, this ship feels good.
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I don't feel nothing. Are you
sure she wasn't a sou yet? Oh?
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Shit, man? You anyway,
Liz Jesus not what? Oh?
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No, real quick die it no. Listen to me, Listen to me.
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Listen listen to me. I could
crack fat jokes. You want to
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know why, because I'm fat myself. Yo. The doctor day was like
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yo, yo, My doctor was
like, yo, you know you're out
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of ship. I said, correction, I am in shape. I'm a
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circle now so I could crack fat
jokes and I'm saying I roast myself,
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you know, I mean my shirt
got strutted. Yo. I got all
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day. Trust me, I got
all day. You don't. You have
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a baby. You don't have all
day anymore. I still have all day
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yo. Yo. You know what
yo, I went to school for Casey
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Anthony school of chloroform. Trust me, I got that shake. You are
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just just horrible. Yo. What
are you doing? B yeah? If
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on that, I was like,
I was like, so you don't say
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I'm in a summinar. I was
like, saw how much ammonium pneumonia goes
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with the Okay, let me smell
it myself. Not all right, this
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is work, you don't say.
Fifteen minutes later, I was like,
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all right, this will work.
Oh shit, anyway, No, this
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is not you know what. You
know what. My newborn got her shot
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yesterday. Man, I ain't gonna
lie. I cry. Hell, yeah,
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I cried yo, yo, because
you know what, he's got a
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far oh god, because you know
what I was told him on newborn?
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Now right, and she they're smiling
at me, and I'm like, I'm
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like feeling bad because I'm like,
yo, you just don't know what's coming,
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you know. And then I had
to look at her face like you
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know, I'm saying, in turn
from smile, it's like frowns or whatever.
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And then like and then like the
second shot right like I saw a
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real tears come out, and that's
I couldn't hold it. Man, I
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don't care. I'm a man.
I admit that. You know, guys
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decide to up it's her ears.
Well that's next month. Oh gosh,
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now now mind you know what,
that's not my first go around, you
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know, like there was like a
big delay, yeah you know this week.
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That's why it's not his first go
around. Yeah, you know what,
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like like you know, if you
look at my driving record, I
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can't pull wait, so what mabe
she didn't pull out of females next Yeah?
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Who cares? But like, yo, you know what, if anybody
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that's listening, if you need a
child, come, I'll let me.
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I'll hook you up, hook you
up in your taxes stuff. Don't worry,
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you know what I'm saying. And
and and yo, you know what
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we gotta be together. You're just
gonna make wonderful single mothers. Oh mind,
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So you want to like pull a
nick cannon, then my cannon is
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bust. Now. I don't know
about his. His is bringing in a
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lot, a lot of children.
Yo. You know what I want to
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I want to be at a point
where I have zoom meetings to wish my
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kids happy birthdays all together to say, you know what I'm saying. That
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is my lifelong dream. You know
what I'm saying. Oh my god,
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that's crazy. That's yo, that
is yo, that is my lifelong dream.
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I have like zoom meetings. I'm
like, I gotta called the twins,
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you know, like handle twins.
I hand them. I hand them
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both my ducks pretty well, thank
you very much, you stupid yo.
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Let me let me find out how
I'm taking tolerance so long. I gotta
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tell him. You gotta be out. Yeah, I don't night. It's
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a Saturday, but I still sleep, you know, Yeah, old yo,
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I know that's some elderish you talk
about right now. I know it's
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sad. It's yes, yes,
it is, man like, it's I'm
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old. I'm frail. Well I
didn't say it was frail. It's not
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going crazy. I was just tired. I was up early. I wanted
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to nap. I didn't really get
to nap. I kind of fell asleep
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that I had to get up because
I remember. Yeah, so that's yeah,
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So like today, right, you
know, like you know, like
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you know what I'm saying with like
like with my son and my and my
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older daughter, there's three types of
you know, poopies, right, and
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it's it's all like, you know, in levels did she poop? Oh
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she had a blowout. That's you
know, when it seems through the diaper.
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But it just you know, say
this like the baby's still salvageable.
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And then then oh yeah, you
didn't have to throw the baby out yet.
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Oh no, you know what today
was like, oh we gotta throw
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the whole baby away because you know
what I'm saying, because like, yo,
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she she got my clothes and everything, Like, look, you know
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what, first off, you know
what, I'm in my forties right to
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be dumb enough to do fatherhood all
over again, it's preposterous. Yeah,
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But then but then again, you
know what, I'm dumb enough to go
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do so but you know what,
though I'm having the time in my life
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like, like, you know what, fuck that man, I'm having fun.
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Yeah, I'm saying, I'm I'm
I'm legit having fun. And yo,
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you know what, for the first
time, I actually get along with
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the actually get along from you know, I'm saying with the kids mother,
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that's good, that's really good,
you know saying, because Yo, you
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know what she knows about. You
know what I'm saying. You know what
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I did for her? I was
like, Yo, if you really want
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to mess with me and be with
me, you need to watch some of
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the other backwards and know your place
of life. And that she did,
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you know what I'm saying, so
everyone could learn. You know what I'm
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saying, Like, it's like,
it's really no different from watching God's Other
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Backwards. You know what I'm saying, because when if you watch Guy's in
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the Backwards, it's all about a
giant lizard that go back into this you
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know what I'm saying, and helps
build it up and moon walks back.
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You know what I'm saying. He
fixes a city instead of destroying it.
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Constructive Yeah, yeah, all right, sure yeo. But you know what,
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though, like I've really been LESSO
should be joined an anime as a
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monster. I mean, if if
that's a career, wrote she wants to
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go kudos. Her nicktame would be
Gorlock the Destroyer Part two. Cock Listen,
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listen, listen? Why what happened? What happened with him? Why?
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Why do you think they gave this
cat ten years? Who Tory Lanes?
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Yeah? For shooting that? Because
yo, you know what he was
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done up? Yeo? Because you
know what yeo? First off, you
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don't saying that's yo. First off, you don't what I don't think if
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he if he if he would have
shot no, if he would have shot
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her directly on the foot, her
foot would have been gone, bro.
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And have you seen the size of
that? Yeah? Have you seen the
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side of her feet? Yo?
She got bullet fo Bro. I thought
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they didn't say that he like shot
up or he didn't like shoot her like
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a frack like frag bullet fragments or
fragments or whatever when it's her foot.
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He got ten years? Well,
first of all for that, Yeah,
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But first of all, the gun
laws in California are pretty strict, right
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yo. Another yo, another thing
too, write another thing too, Like
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you know what I'm saying that we
need to point out here, right is
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that. No, you know what
I'm say. I don't believe Torry dat
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shot Megan in the hook. Sorry, no, you know what I'm saying,
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Like I'm with you, you know, like I mean what, well,
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I guess the jury thought otherwise,
what are we gonna do? Man?
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Free that man? Yo is shut
that damn horse. Yeah, but
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that you gotta you gotta admit though, that that that story about that the
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other chick, what's your name?
It's pretty crazy. What's next? Jody
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says, next Megan not Megan this
time? And yo, we would just
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talking about Lizzo. I mean,
you gotta admit that story is kind of
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crazy, yo. Yo. The
ironing of someone fat fat shame of other
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people. I agree with that.
That's the part that you don't say,
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like me, like like like like
yo, like yo, that's the fucking
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irony, like yo, you know
what, I'm pretty sure she was eating
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a double cheeseburger with bacon grease stripped
off her face. That's just when I
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get annoying, no, like like
like like like no, you know what
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I could say that ship because Yo, I'm morbidly obese. So you know
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what I'm saying, so so so
YO, you know what he says.
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The worst thing you could do is
talk negative about yourself, right, and
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that's right now. We're trying to
uplift you. You have a daughter.
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Yeah, I'm wondering. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
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on, hold up? How dare
you gotta say uplift me? A crank
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can't uplift me? Right now?
I'll stop cracking jokes on myself. You
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know what I'm saying. I'm cracking
jokes on myf You wanna know why?
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You want because you know what?
Yo? You want to know why I
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cracked jokes on myself though, because
yo, you know what I crack on
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everybody else? What we think?
I can't what should think I want roast
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meat? Of course you should.
I mean we get it. No,
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and and no, you know what? And that's why that's why I make
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fun of being overweight, because it's
kind of funny. Yes, I just
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don't think that you should just assume
that's because somebody's father eating double cheeseburgers or
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eating badly or whatever, because I'm
just just go to something else. I'm
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not fat. I'm being a little
more creative. I'm pleasant. The fat
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jokes is what I Yeah, you're
right. You know what I'm saying.
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I'm pleasantly I'm saying, yeah,
you're right, I'm saying she was consuming
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a live here, right. Bambi's
mom meanwhile saying this fuck shit can't well,
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I mean she wants to be the
only one you know who can claim
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that to fame, you know.
Yeah, but especially all right, all
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jokes aside, right, when you
have to do something that claim to fame
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that overshadows the so called talent you
have. Yeah, you know what I
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mean, Like like, yo,
you know what, Lauren Hill didn't have
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to do nothing, she got talent, you know. And besides that,
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right, since we're on you know
what I'm saying, and since like we're
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no driving into the subject here,
right, I just want to point out
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that mostly seem a rappers. Did
they suck? You know what I'm saying?
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No, no, no, the
heart and everything. So she agrees
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and pleasantly yo, yo, you
know what I'm yo, Yo, wanna
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tell you why they stuck? Right, I'm just because first off, because
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because first off, you know what, you know what I'm saying, Like,
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none of them right their own ship, you know what I'm saying.
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So so it's like you have a
man. No, but it's different,
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Yo, It's different what I'm saying. No, no, no yo.
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The difference between Drakes ghostwriter is wait
wait wait real quick a real quick is
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even mind them? Yo? You
know what this this real quick right?
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The difference between Drake having a ghostwriding
and Cardi B and Mix that you have
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a ghost riders real simple. You
know what I'm saying. Drake's ghost ride
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is going right hits for the female
rappers. The female rappers ghostwriters are men
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that are pimping them maybe. I
mean, do you know this for a
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fact? You just speak of certainty
like no, I know, yo,
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Yo, you know what for someone
that had a foot in Yeah, I
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noticed for a fact. I mean, I don't know female rappers today to
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judge, I've heard what is it
the one ice? See, I don't
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even know the names of people.
Like I said. It's like I said,
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you know what, you know what
right when you know you know what
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back then? You know what I'm
saying. I want everyone to take a
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you know, I'm saying a trip
to the late nineteen hundred real quick,
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right. You know That's why I
aged real quick. You know, last
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century, the twentieth century. W
long ago. When you say it like
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that, I know, late nineteen
hundreds, I know, right, because
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because because you because because y'o.
You know what I was talking to my
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I was talking to my daughter's desire
one day and I was talking him,
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you know about how like when I
was seventeen. She was like, Oh,
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I was like, mother, you
know what I'm saying. Nine hundred
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guy, that's what we doing things? All right? What happened? You
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froze for a second? I was
like, did you get pulled over?
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I didn't see any lights in the
bag. Wouldn't surprise me. He's frozen.
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Let me just take him off real
quick. Peaches song from Super y'all
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seen the Peaches song from Super Mario
with Jack Black? I have not I
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haven't Peaches song. Now You're gonna
make me want to go look this shit
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up? Yep? All right,
man, yeah, so let go.
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So let's call it. I was
truly a rupt to buy a cop.
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Like you know what I'm saying.
Glass of the Lights. I was like,
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I knew I saw something. I
was like, ah, you know,
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like of course you guys would do
this this fuckery anyways. You know
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what, bro, you gotta stop
driving. I think that's what's causing me
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to freeze. Bro believable. I
was trying to rely on that network.
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Yeah whatever he has, and now
we know it's not We got three g
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over there, bro, three g
shit. Man, I'm on my phone,
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BROT network. He keeps freezing.
It's like the third time already,
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bro man Yo anyways, right,
so m you know, like I was
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saying, right, so back then, like everybody had you know what I'm
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saying, oh man, yeah,
so bro like he yo, yep,
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I'm coming back. Hold on yo, all right, all right, technical
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difficulty and by he's just a mass
there. I don't even remember when he
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was talking about, to be honest
at this point, because it's just so
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much time has passed. Yeah.
I think he was doing a story time.
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I don't know. I have no
idea, but he was trying to
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get a story of us. I
don't know something about female rappers sucking,
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I mean whatever, No, I
think oh that they have ghostwriters. That's
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what he was talking about. Yo. Yo. What I'm saying is this
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right. You know what I'm saying, the ghostwriters to date. You know
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what I'm saying, like like,
yo, you know what all right?
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Back then, back then, right, hip hop was something to listen to
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because you know what, you actually
know what I'm saying. Yeah, you
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know what. It was actually knowledgeable. But a lot of them were saying
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right now now it's like low vibrational
dump shit everything is though. Have you
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heard it? It's literally like a
phrase being said over and over again,
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like that's all it is. There
really isn't anything here for you artists.
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I feel that, at least that
I've been introduced to recently or heard that
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actually, like rappers come on my
little yes, yeah exactly, like like
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like what's you called it? Like
Kendrick Jake old, you know, like
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dumb, you know, like,
but those guys, I'm talking more of
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newer people because those guys have kind
of been in the industry. It's not
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new to them. We're talking about
like new people people that have stupid names
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like little something always what is that
someone should come out and be a little
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I'll listen to that guy. Not
at least bet yo yo, here's irony,
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right somebody you know, somebody would
have their name young and they're forty
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years old. Yeah, I tell
you, young yo, like s nothing
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ye young, I don't know,
yo, little Mike just weird just change,
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I guess not doing what it is. It's so simple and like it's
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so simplistic man like yeah, and
you know what and and that's what makes
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these kids a lot dumb it because
you know what I mean, you are
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who you listen to. So you
know what I'm saying, Like, if
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I'm gonna be listening to like let's
say Little Dirk or something like that,
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then I'm gonna have the mentality to
be out here actually thinks that I'm actually
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you know, shooting it up in
the streets. You know, Like I
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listen to so kind to music,
So what does that mean for me?
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Look at you? That's what I
gotta say. Was good. That was
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good. But no, I'm just
saying, I'm just playing. I'm just
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playing. I'm just playing. I'm
just I'm just yea, yeah, I'm
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just playing. Like look, you
know, I listen to all types of
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music too, like like you know, like like for instance, right like
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when my son, when my son
first picked up the guitar, right,
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I was proud of him, but
then I was chat outs of him.
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I'm like, I'm like, man, I fucked up along the way.
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Man, you're supposed to be saying. I'm like, ye're supposed to be
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picking them No guitar, it's supposed
to be an MPC. You know I'm
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saying three thousand. I'm like,
you know what, You're an embarrassment to
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me. I'm just showing you.
But the music. Is it the music
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that influences or is it the culture
around the music that if it's both,
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it's both. Let's be honest,
because I don't know, because I could
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hear songs from like deaf Tones or
corn or whoever like and not want to
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go kill people. So you're flower
child, Okay, No flower Okay.
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First of all, you don't know
your music. Okay, your tree hug
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If I was a flower child with
Mama's and papa's fucking yo, you know
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what I know my music. I'm
puzzled with you. You know, like
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I lived at a tool, yo. That's what I'm sober, YO,
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that's all. That's what I'm saying. Tool Like Alison James, he's a
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tool. He's a legit, like
all kinds of shit. I was into
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hip hop mainly obviously in the nineties, like that's what was big hip hop,
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R and B YO. Speaking of
the nineties, hold on real quick,
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yeah, hold on real quick.
Guess what I folded out? Guess
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what? I followed the Amazon frid
Oh god, what New York on the
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cover? I've been watching that shit. I forgot about that show. I
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was you know what, yep,
yep, yep yo. Wasn't it on
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for a long time too? Yeah? Man? But like, but like,
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you know what, after they killed
him, after they killed him,
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my man, I was like,
yo, you know what, I don't
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think I want to watch this shit
in the more. I don't like how
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to shit played out. I think
I stopped watching after someone died too.
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I don't remember the characters, but
I remember losing interests. Yeah, you
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know what. Like I was telling
though, was that the one Spanish cop
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was in the beating video? Yeah? But the background? But and you
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know what, And I remember I
told you. I'm like, yo,
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you know what, he was the
same dude that was in fame. Yeah
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he was you know so so so
so, Yeah, you know what's favorite
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shoes? Shit? Oh, I
me something? What you talking about?
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I don't know. I want to
live forever, ye speaking forever wants to
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learn how to fly? Fly?
How to fly? They were talking about
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cocaine about everything, and in the
fucking eighties, the beginning of nighties is
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really about cocaine. Let's not lie
to ourselves anymore. Yo. But but
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but hold up though, I mean, you know, and and and then
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the defensive cocaine. I mean,
have you ever tried it? Yeah?
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You know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, come on, you
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know what I'm saying, Like,
I cannot as to say that that's one
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thing I have never tried. I'm
a big troll freak. So except we
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are a no for me. I'm
although I am thinking about trying a couple
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of things. Okay, can I
take a shot on the dark on this
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one. You're the one that went
home with the You're the one that went
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home with the dare Bear every weekend, didn't you know? I'm saying,
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I look at you smoking weed.
You failed Adare Bear too. I know
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I didn't have a dare Bear.
I was the friend that drove her friends
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around while they were getting drunk until
one then I was the one drunk behind
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the wheel, you know, Like, yeah, you were bad. Well,
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I'm sure we all did that.
Actually, let's not lie. We've
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all dripped drunk It's not a good
thing. Terrible, terrible, terrible.
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Why do we teaching these kids that
are watching. We're not teaching children should
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not be watching the show. This
shit better be eighteen and over. You
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better have to like put your birthday
in to watch this, to listen to
474
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the ship that this motherfucker says.
Nah, that's right. Mother s did
475
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:17.519
you too? Oh my god?
Would you miss like when you when with
476
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:22.639
the signing off, when you would
know you're introducing, you would do your
477
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:30.119
whole thing about what would Yes?
I love it? Those are my favorite.
478
00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:34.039
Yeah, you know, I'm like, Yo, just dubbed the dog
479
00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:39.199
aka savage filt aka mister slapped the
ship out of you aka your mother's,
480
00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:45.119
sister's, aunt's, female cousins,
no males, grandmother's. And when I
481
00:39:45.159 --> 00:39:52.719
say sister, she got you over
eighteen, dam you got you over eighteen.
482
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:53.440
You know what I'm saying, Like
like like, yo, you know
483
00:39:53.519 --> 00:40:00.800
what Epstein and my blood. You
know what I'm saying. You know that
484
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.519
there's there's no Epstein here, you
know. And and something didn't happen to
485
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:13.639
me. Remember I didn't hang my
Oh I'm convinced he did it, really
486
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:19.039
coward Nah, you know what like
like like you know what, you'd be
487
00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:22.440
surprised, like you know, like
how the government really want to shut people
488
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:24.760
up? How like really powerful people
will shut you up. I mean,
489
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:27.519
I mean, shit, you know
what I'm saying. They did it to
490
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:31.440
Kennedy's be real, if that man
had to go on this stand and actually
491
00:40:31.639 --> 00:40:36.599
start talking, no, that would
have been a problem obviously, right.
492
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.679
But I after watching certain things about
him and the case and all that other
493
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:46.320
stuff and what went down in prison, he he was a bitch. He
494
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:51.880
would he would have hung himself.
That made to me it makes sense like
495
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.800
he was also in like there wasn't
like a shitty part where nobody paid attention,
496
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:05.320
so he had But cassual question though, like was this documentary done after
497
00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.519
he died? Yeah, yeah,
obviously, or wait, he's not here
498
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.760
to defend themselves. No, I
think it was starting before. I think
499
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:17.079
it was they started the documentary before, like when the trials or shit started
500
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:23.320
coming up. That's usually when people
usually have info before a trial pops up
501
00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:28.000
when it comes to yeah, but
yeah, but but but see see at
502
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.880
the end of the day, I
mean, like I mean, you know,
503
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.519
I mean, that's why don't we
go ask them, like what really
504
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:36.840
want out? We can never ask
anyone when they die, really exactly because
505
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:39.280
exactly with the same thing, the
same thing with the documentary, because you
506
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:44.000
know what, I do remember when
the documentary came out after the fact that
507
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:46.599
you know, oh yeah, because
they reported about the death, so obviously
508
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:53.840
has a story attention to Yeah,
but see, but yeah, every duck
509
00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:58.440
has a story. But also keep
him on that men tell no tails.
510
00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:00.519
So I mean he's not hit you
know what as yo, you know what,
511
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.079
as much as you know I'm saying, as a shitty person he was
512
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.719
for all that bullshit. He's not
here to defend himselves. R Kelly,
513
00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:16.199
he's about to start snitching too until
he's gonna, Yo, you know what
514
00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:21.199
he's gonna He's definitely gonna stitch on
Citty because Yo, you know what,
515
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:24.199
that dude sucks, man. Yeah, take that, Take that boy,
516
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:29.639
take that. Oh take that,
take that. Oh yeah, daddy take
517
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:34.639
messing with his son's girlfriend. That's
crazy, right, sleeping with his son's
518
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.039
lady. Yo, No, what's
crazy? You know what I'm saying you're
519
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:40.400
talking about. I remember I used
to sleep with us and we used to
520
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:46.599
wake up and fight over the cherry
else live what I don't know, bro,
521
00:42:47.800 --> 00:42:51.159
mind you no, Yo, you
know what? Yo? You know
522
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:52.320
what? It's on YouTube and I
should look at him like, Yo,
523
00:42:52.400 --> 00:42:59.760
why you even open your mouth about
that? If? Yo, you know
524
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:04.000
what, if body language could speak, you know what I'm saying, If
525
00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:06.599
the Biden language, Yo, if
Biden naguage could be spoken, you know
526
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:16.320
what I'm saying that moment was it? M h your whatever? Sometimes it's
527
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:24.519
all you could say after dumb speaks. I just I'm finding I can't say
528
00:43:24.639 --> 00:43:32.880
nothing, not go ahead speak,
I'm looking for parking. I thank you
529
00:43:34.119 --> 00:43:38.119
for the opportunity. Yo, Yo, you know what you should be kissing
530
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:40.639
abody ass on this opportunity to know
what? Do you talk about me?
531
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:44.400
You know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, you know what we all
532
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:45.519
know. You know what I'm saying
once I once I get started, all
533
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:52.360
entertainment and fuckery from there. Yes, that's true. We cannot deny this.
534
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:57.599
Yeah, I'm getting kind of like
I know that I know this fucking
535
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:02.400
UFC shit ain't still on. Whatever
he fell asleep, it's done. Okay,
536
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:07.599
that's two times two times in a
row, bro, Like what the
537
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:14.360
fuck? Actually you'll see you'll see
sometimes it depends along the match is like
538
00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:17.159
you know what I mean, Like
they're going to one o'clock in the morning.
539
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:22.239
Nah, Jodie just said yesterday.
You mean it's it's over right the
540
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:29.159
us. Jo. I don't care, Joe, He's done in my eyes,
541
00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:36.760
he said, Jo Bron Yeah you
know what that name alone, baby
542
00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:43.719
boy. It's still going, still
going, all right, all right,
543
00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:46.239
So he gott give them a little
bit more time. Why is that a
544
00:44:46.280 --> 00:44:52.039
next about your show? Yeah?
You're right. You want to be doing
545
00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:54.400
cameos here, but he ain't showing
up. Sorry, son, Yeah,
546
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:59.039
you're right. Oh yo, they're
trying to write bro, like Yo,
547
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:00.519
you know what, I got your
back, Yo, you know what I
548
00:45:00.559 --> 00:45:05.039
mean, I got your back.
Man. Who's what are you talking to
549
00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:12.599
against these heathens? You know,
like you can ash you a woman?
550
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.639
Cash a woman? Question? Please
do? I've been waiting all right?
551
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:20.079
So what is up with you guys
wearing these you know what I'm saying?
552
00:45:20.559 --> 00:45:24.559
These like these like Roman sandals,
like you know, like like like that's
553
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.519
not cute, you know what I'm
saying? Like, how is it that
554
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.400
you're riding a subway and you're trying
to get to work at eight o'clock.
555
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.599
But you also got to be at
a Roman crucial picture that twelve explain that
556
00:45:32.679 --> 00:45:38.239
please for something, I can never
understand what anyone wears on their feet.
557
00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:43.800
That's not comfortable. But yo,
but those have been in before, that's
558
00:45:43.880 --> 00:45:46.440
nothing new. Those sandals that like
you mean the ones that like wrap up
559
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:52.679
and ship up. No, the
one that looks like Moses walked in part
560
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:58.000
of the Red Sea with all the
lines on them and they zip up all
561
00:45:58.039 --> 00:46:07.599
the way. Yes, yo,
yo're why is that? I think like
562
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:19.239
crocs would bother me more Jesus to
a point of these shoes. But that's
563
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.880
just like people walking around with the
pants around their ankles like they're really going
564
00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:24.239
to run away from the bodies.
For the love of God, someone,
565
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:30.199
don't ye, men with it like
it has to be like right on top
566
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:35.639
of your like dick, how else
would it not be? And then like
567
00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:40.320
right under your ass? Do not
want to see your skin marks? Like,
568
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:44.679
no, that's seeing that you guys, do see? Let see once
569
00:46:44.719 --> 00:46:46.320
again, you know what you're talking
about? Men who go in their sister's
570
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:53.760
closet and get their jeans this closet. That could be true though for sadder
571
00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:00.400
reasons and then we're laughing about but
yeah, you know like like like you
572
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:05.000
know, like like I mean,
this is this is the this is the
573
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:09.320
error where men actually get used affection
with them tight ass teams U trs and
574
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:14.599
everything. Damn the pro I pe
you got got a real? No,
575
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:21.480
I got a UTR. Let me
tell you something. If you're if your
576
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:27.280
sisters parents gave you gotta red,
it's a problem. You know what I'm
577
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:35.360
saying, Like a problem. I
am disgusted officially fresh off. If you
578
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:45.119
sister maybe maybe she was what's yo? If your sisters, if your sisters
579
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:49.280
parts gave you gotta real, maybe
you should stop sucking your sister as well.
580
00:47:52.159 --> 00:48:00.599
Man, No, I mean they're
there an Alabama's son. I'm sure
581
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:08.159
it's happening too. It's happening full
circle. Yeah, happened about the bomb.
582
00:48:08.760 --> 00:48:15.559
It's happened in every freaking state because
there's literally before I got married,
583
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:20.719
like one, most of the questions
were like making sure we weren't related.
584
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:28.960
It was really weird. It was
just like like are you cousins? Do
585
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:34.280
you share any family members? Like
making sure that you had different pairs,
586
00:48:35.280 --> 00:48:38.519
just you know what, just ye, why don't you just ask the questions.
587
00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:43.760
Do you use ancestry dot com or
ancestry dot com to find dotor family
588
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:52.199
in street dot com? Isn't the
thing? It should be, your sister.
589
00:48:55.119 --> 00:48:58.920
I love that word today. That's
get the word of to day.
590
00:48:59.280 --> 00:49:05.320
That's the worst. Get on more. You're gonna confuse the white people watching.
591
00:49:05.440 --> 00:49:09.119
We can't be doing that to them. These people, you know what,
592
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:12.519
you know what if they are you
know, I'm saying, they're probably
593
00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:14.679
confused as this as you know what
I'm saying what we're seeing right now,
594
00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:16.599
they probably like, you know,
I got one of my cousin, Betty,
595
00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:22.280
Betty lil she was pregnant. Why
does the baby look like me?
596
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:30.039
Mm hmm oh no, I was
pa Do you guys watch ricket boardy no,
597
00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:38.440
no, no, excuse you cartoon? No no, no, no,
598
00:49:38.719 --> 00:49:40.639
no, no, you know what, look a look at me.
599
00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:45.039
One looks like I will watch some
bit jass cartoon. It's not a bit
600
00:49:45.199 --> 00:49:50.360
as was really good, actually very
funny. Heard you know what? How
601
00:49:50.400 --> 00:49:54.800
about? How about how about you
guys watch attack on type? What's that?
602
00:49:57.440 --> 00:50:01.400
No? I can't do anime.
Sorry, I'm out done. I
603
00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:08.000
like big mouth. I like adult
cartoons. They're great. It's like South
604
00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:13.840
Park, Like, you know,
they get away with stuff that's it's funny.
605
00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:15.400
You should watch Rick and Morty.
It's great. I mean, the
606
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:22.199
grandfather's drunk and he's a genius and
he travels the universe and they travel through
607
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.840
space and time with his grandson and
the family and they're crazy and there's an
608
00:50:25.920 --> 00:50:31.719
incest episode. Yep, there winds
up being an an incest baby at the
609
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:36.480
end of one of the episodes.
Ye no, you know what I heard
610
00:50:36.480 --> 00:50:38.000
about Rick and Morty. It's just
you know, you know what though,
611
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:42.519
Like it just looks like you know
what I'm saying, Like like I need
612
00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:44.880
to see blood, you know what
I'm saying. I need to see violence,
613
00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:47.159
like you know what I'm saying,
Like I'm I'm totally fueled by sensus
614
00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:52.400
violence. Like I agree with it, you know. And I watch Attack
615
00:50:52.440 --> 00:50:55.519
on Titans as break. Actually just
started watching The Witcher, which isn't a
616
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.880
cartoon, it's just a show.
But there's a lot of blood in that
617
00:50:59.000 --> 00:51:05.119
one. Camel right, I don't
know who anyone is. The guy is
618
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:10.480
hot though, yeah, Superman Spy, I've heard he's hot. That's not
619
00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:14.920
the reason why I watched the show, although it is partly, but he
620
00:51:15.239 --> 00:51:21.559
is Witcher is awesome. I agree, it's good. I mean, you
621
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:23.880
know what though, like I just
started playing a game, so it's like,
622
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:28.679
I really can't you know, talk
shit on the Witch. I don't
623
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:32.159
want to see it yet until I'm
playing a game, gotcha. Yeah,
624
00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:38.199
you know. It's almost as you
know what I'm saying. It's like it's
625
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:42.000
like, you know what I'm saying, Like why would you know? Like
626
00:51:42.039 --> 00:51:43.440
I don't want to like you know
what I'm saying. I want to be
627
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:49.159
surprised myself, you know right.
It's sort of like people with Lord of
628
00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:52.760
the Rings or a Game of Thrones
to rather read a book and watch,
629
00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:55.440
you know, like or Harry Potter
rather read the books. I watched the
630
00:51:55.519 --> 00:52:00.679
movies on that one that was good
on that you know what. And and
631
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:05.559
I called on this yesterday right because
I was forced to watch Twilight. I'm
632
00:52:05.599 --> 00:52:08.079
like, Yo, Twilight is the
movie that takes the end out of Bangs.
633
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:14.920
Okay, so I have the toilet
book series that was gifted to me
634
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:19.000
to read. First off, you
don't real quick, yo, yo,
635
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.119
so so so you need to tell
me, you know what I'm saying.
636
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:23.960
This Vampire fell a little with that
basic looking bits. Okay, for me,
637
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:28.960
that movie horrible. I'm sorry for
Twilt and fans out there. That
638
00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:34.920
movie is fucking grossly Bella, the
characters this, what the hell is her
639
00:52:35.000 --> 00:52:38.519
name? The fucking actress that played
her? Horrible actress, I don't even
640
00:52:38.559 --> 00:52:43.800
know what as Christin Kristin Stewart.
Christ You know what I'm saying, like
641
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:49.840
like like phone all the time,
and she can't act. She can't,
642
00:52:50.519 --> 00:52:52.440
well, she acts the way out
of a relationship to go director, So
643
00:52:52.559 --> 00:52:55.480
that's what That's what got rid of
part I'll tell you that much. I
644
00:52:55.559 --> 00:53:04.760
mean she wasn't wasn't she in all
four movies? Yes, I mean I
645
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:09.320
still don't understand people have for those
movies, though I know I'm still trying.
646
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:14.280
Can we talk about how like they
made vampires look like straight bags?
647
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.920
Yo? Like really, okay,
let's you okay, not fuck that.
648
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:21.840
You know what I'm saying, because
you know what, I'm gonna use the
649
00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:23.840
effort you want to why? Because
the reason why I said what I said
650
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:28.719
is because that movie took the end
out of Bangs. First of all,
651
00:53:28.800 --> 00:53:32.840
they made them look like Twilight.
They made them look like glittery and pretty,
652
00:53:32.920 --> 00:53:37.719
which is weird. Okay, Vampires
are not supposed to be glitterally where
653
00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:42.119
wol where was? Where was?
Aren't supposed to be? First off,
654
00:53:43.360 --> 00:53:46.400
surred that ship? Did anybody noticed
that? What? I nothing? Forget
655
00:53:46.480 --> 00:53:54.880
nobody realizing look at and I am? I said that wonderfully? First off?
656
00:53:54.920 --> 00:53:58.840
Real quick, right? You know
to me, vampires supposed to be
657
00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.119
like I'm supposed to be like,
you know, saying like an are affair
658
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:02.320
of you? I'm not supposed to
be laughing at you, like, yo,
659
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:05.679
look at you a little bit.
You know what I'm saying. Just
660
00:54:05.800 --> 00:54:07.639
walk into the sun. Get it
over with, you know, kill yourself
661
00:54:07.719 --> 00:54:13.239
please. And then like even the
fighting scenes they were so weak. I
662
00:54:13.440 --> 00:54:20.480
was just like, what is this
like, come on? Choreography yo?
663
00:54:20.559 --> 00:54:24.280
The choreography. The fighting choreography was
almost as if like they were doing ballet
664
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:29.039
right, you know, like like
I'm like, wow, yo, this
665
00:54:29.360 --> 00:54:30.960
because a lot of it was like
slow motion too and stuff. But it
666
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:35.559
was bad. It was just bad. I feel like I was I feel
667
00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:38.199
like I was taking acid right and
where the ship was trailing right, and
668
00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.400
I'm like, I'm like, you
know what I'm saying. For a minute
669
00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:44.760
that I was like, yo,
I have to like Google to see how
670
00:54:44.840 --> 00:54:46.360
long you know what I'm saying actually
gets out of your system because it's been
671
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:51.039
a very long time, and I'll
see ship trailing I'm like, oh whoa,
672
00:54:51.079 --> 00:54:52.840
what'll wait a minute? Google,
I'm like, all right, it's
673
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:57.400
the movie. Okay, fair enough, you know, like it's just you
674
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:00.559
know, a movie like that man, like no, you know, and
675
00:55:00.639 --> 00:55:04.840
the fact that you know, like
you just made you know what I'm saying,
676
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:07.800
you made like one of my favorite
you know what I'm saying, a
677
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:14.159
group of like monsters into pussy like
vampires, like like, yo, you
678
00:55:14.199 --> 00:55:19.280
know what it's like vampires beat West
Side Story here, you know, saying
679
00:55:19.639 --> 00:55:27.239
dancing around it just like I think
it was meant for like teen girls and
680
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:32.280
it shows because it's bad. Yeah, it's hard, very bad, you
681
00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:38.719
know. Thank God for Underworld though
Underworld. Under Underworld cleaned that little Underworld
682
00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:45.679
cleaned that little glitter shit up,
you know, like good oh hell yeah?
683
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:50.400
And yo, yo, you know
what what would have been the perfect
684
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:55.679
end in The Twilight if Blade would
have came out of decapitated a perfect then
685
00:55:55.920 --> 00:56:01.000
yeo that they would have been like
it's the day Walker. Everyone's leaving and
686
00:56:01.039 --> 00:56:07.320
he's kept slaughtering everybody. Oh cheer. That would have been perfectly violence.
687
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:13.119
You wanted it to end with violence, obviously, Yeah, of course,
688
00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:16.559
why not? Why yeah? Why
not? Why not you to count from
689
00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:20.639
sesame streets and the come out and
snuff Edward in the face and be like,
690
00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:28.639
yo, one one bit slept.
They're like like like, you know,
691
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.079
like why not? I mean,
I mean, you know, why
692
00:56:31.280 --> 00:56:37.480
why not? You know, like
just off the bye. Yeah, the
693
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.920
whole scene, that whole scene when
they were in I don't know what other
694
00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:43.639
country they were, when he was
about to like show the world that he
695
00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:49.159
was literally Italy. Yeah, that
was stupid. Yeah, it was stupid,
696
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:52.800
yo, you know what all of
it was, you know what.
697
00:56:54.880 --> 00:57:00.920
Excuse me, but like if let's
just say, you know, like there's
698
00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:06.199
a real vampire out here, yeah, speak, you're a real vampire out
699
00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:09.360
here, right and you're broke just
walking to the sun. There is no
700
00:57:09.440 --> 00:57:14.400
way you should be three hundred years
old on welfare. You know, I'm
701
00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:16.559
saying, like, no way.
You know what I'm saying. Your coffer
702
00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:22.159
should be who yo? Come on, man, Like, like, yo,
703
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:24.159
you know what, you're three hundred
years old, man, Like you're
704
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.000
more than you can go rob people. You know what I'm saying. If
705
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:30.039
you're yo, you know what if
you if you're a vampire and you're struggling,
706
00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:35.760
and you know what I'm saying,
you're moody. Your fucking coffin is
707
00:57:36.199 --> 00:57:38.360
your fucking coffin is is? Like, you know what I'm saying, And
708
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:42.480
build the twenty three run next door
to me? You know I'm saying in
709
00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:45.239
the Projects show, just walking to
the suthing man, like, you know
710
00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:45.719
what I'm saying, Like, don't
worry about it. You know what I
711
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:51.760
mean, I won't even look.
Needs to get credit for that film you're
712
00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:54.000
about to make. Yeah, seriously, you need to make that into a
713
00:57:54.079 --> 00:58:06.960
film a homeless vampire for real around
Like like, bro, you know what
714
00:58:07.039 --> 00:58:08.800
you could have been Robert Slade Masses
back then in the South. And yet
715
00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:10.400
you know what I'm saying. Here
you are, you know what I'm saying,
716
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:19.159
getting whipped you the fun, quick
witted sidekick who gets him started again.
717
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:23.280
Man, I'll stop the shit out
together. I'm like, tell you
718
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:25.920
know what I'm like, Yo,
I'll I would tell him. I'm like,
719
00:58:27.320 --> 00:58:30.320
you know what how do you?
Oh? Yes, lap, look
720
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:32.039
at you. You know what I'm
saying it's just as bad as me.
721
00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:39.039
Bro bitch, I got a call? What you got three hundred? You
722
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:45.719
still got your ship together? Come
on? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
723
00:58:46.360 --> 00:58:49.840
What I'm telling me, does that
give anyone? By the way,
724
00:58:50.559 --> 00:58:52.079
for what I'll tell him is this, I'm like, Yo, you know
725
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.719
what the sun rises are like six
hours? You may want to check that
726
00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:04.199
out. Ain't no way, man, There ain't no way, bro Like
727
00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:07.239
like, yo, you know what
you at this point you have a mansion
728
00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:12.079
somewhere and more Morris planes or something
like that instead instead, you know what
729
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.119
I'm saying, you love to subsidize
housing housing. You broke bitch, You're
730
00:59:15.119 --> 00:59:20.000
an embarrassment. I hope I hope
you ain't the last of your con because
731
00:59:20.039 --> 00:59:23.440
if you are, why are you
holding on just walking to the sun's I
732
00:59:23.519 --> 00:59:32.599
hope he's not on the suicide happen? Yeah shit, there could be part
733
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:40.920
of the movie. That's how is
the counselor on the other line, He's
734
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:46.599
like he's like, hello, yes, okay, you are you going through
735
00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:52.760
an episode? What's going on?
I don't want to live no more?
736
00:59:53.719 --> 00:59:59.239
Dude, Just open the door and
walk outside, yeah for real? Like
737
01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:04.760
like, yo, you know what, just just leave the window open.
738
01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:14.960
Don't going to call bro fucking suck
on somebody's neck from toy Like but it
739
01:00:15.079 --> 01:00:19.960
could be like that show, you
know, the Vampire Diaries just taking jewelry
740
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:23.880
off. Just take it off,
yo, like for real, you know
741
01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:29.199
what I mean? You know,
but not because like you know what I
742
01:00:29.239 --> 01:00:31.599
was Twilight, right, that's funny, that's funny you write that out Vampire
743
01:00:31.679 --> 01:00:38.039
call suicide hotline, yo, Yo, because the movie is going to be
744
01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:42.480
gold on Netflix. I can feel
it. No, no, no,
745
01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:45.480
that ass like like you know what, like like I just thought about that,
746
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:47.880
right, And then then you're talking
about like like you know, like
747
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:52.760
like you know, like like what's
called Like we're talking about Twilight, right,
748
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:53.480
and I'm like, Yo, you
know what I'm like, Yo,
749
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.800
the vampires had no style in amazing
you know what I'm saying, like walking
750
01:00:57.800 --> 01:01:00.480
around with high heels like bitches and
what I'm saying like, I ain't scaring
751
01:01:00.480 --> 01:01:07.679
you bitches bro looking wearing hot heels? What are those come on? Man?
752
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:15.400
Like? Yo? You know what? Man? Like I know you
753
01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:21.079
know, like like like like the
sun, somebody stopped me. I'm gonna
754
01:01:21.079 --> 01:01:24.880
walk into the sun. Somebody stopped
me. This is it? I mean,
755
01:01:24.920 --> 01:01:30.000
what's your problem? Yo? If
the motherfucker says I'm struggling to pay
756
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:37.920
rents, like hold up? How
old are you? You know what I'm
757
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.639
saying, Like I was born and
you know what I'm saying. The minute
758
01:01:40.639 --> 01:01:44.119
he comes out of space was like, yo, I was born and you
759
01:01:44.159 --> 01:01:47.119
know what I'm saying, seventeen old
one and you know what I'm saying.
760
01:01:47.159 --> 01:01:50.679
At last villa or something like that. You know what I'm saying. And
761
01:01:51.320 --> 01:01:57.159
you know some Eastern European you know
nation or whatever, right I came here.
762
01:01:57.280 --> 01:01:59.400
You know what I'm saying to Ellis. You know, like if we
763
01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:09.360
start saying you should take that bro
bro broho history, we should just share
764
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:15.119
his whole history and love it.
Yoo yo. I would be like yo,
765
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:16.440
yo yo. I would be like
I would be like, so out
766
01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:22.920
of all theneration of welfare, yo, out of all the fucking places you
767
01:02:22.920 --> 01:02:25.880
would you de side of suf you
side a cuttle here, that's more reason
768
01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:29.440
why to walk into the sun.
You should be just out of south Well
769
01:02:29.639 --> 01:02:30.840
you say, well, all the
on the goon bus and all that shit
770
01:02:37.719 --> 01:02:45.280
islands talking about like like like like
I mean this is great. We need
771
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:47.599
to keep Ellis Island, that's for
sure. Like, Yo, you know
772
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.880
what? Line so good? Like
you know what I'm saying talking about Remember
773
01:02:52.920 --> 01:03:00.400
the Statue of Liberty when it was
actually copper. He probably stole some of
774
01:03:00.480 --> 01:03:07.920
that copperence. Still broke, Still
bro, he's still broke, talking about
775
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:20.760
got hooked on heroin. I used
to go for blood for my habit.
776
01:03:21.679 --> 01:03:24.719
Just walking to the side, bro, Like he is the sup there you
777
01:03:24.800 --> 01:03:30.760
go, yo, Like Yo,
like maam just walking to the sun,
778
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:35.719
Yo, Like like yo, you
know what? Or he is the Susia,
779
01:03:36.039 --> 01:04:01.440
the Susio. Oh I got Tuesday
man, my god, bunny crazy?
780
01:04:04.440 --> 01:04:12.199
Yo, Yo, another thing too? Right? Bro got him?
781
01:04:12.320 --> 01:04:16.599
You got him? Nah? Like
like like like yo, you know what?
782
01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:19.719
Like how this shity even became about? Was right? Is that?
783
01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.639
You know? Like I said,
I saw I saw a Swilight. Yes,
784
01:04:24.559 --> 01:04:27.519
and and and you know we're talking
about the movie. How like they
785
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:29.440
fight. But I'm looking at the
way they dress. I'm like, yo,
786
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:31.960
they dress the broke. So I
was like, Yo, get's weird.
787
01:04:32.280 --> 01:04:36.000
Let's yo. Let me find out
that that that these motherfucker's are welfare.
788
01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:39.960
Look at you, a vampire,
bro, you should be slaughter.
789
01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:43.800
You know, I'm saying, families
taking their fucking fortune. You know what
790
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.159
I'm saying. And yet you know
what I'm saying. And yet you know
791
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:49.960
what I'm saying. Your whole clan
is poverty. Written. Wasn't the father
792
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:55.880
doctor? No, he's just trying
to say, like what it was that
793
01:04:56.000 --> 01:05:01.239
way, because yes, the father
is was like a doctor forever still broke.
794
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:06.280
He's not at all like he's wait, wait, wait, you want
795
01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:12.039
they broke? Hey, yo,
you know what their vampires and you know
796
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:15.880
what I'm saying. They're not broke. They broke. Okay, you know
797
01:05:15.400 --> 01:05:21.599
they're broke, but broke. You
know, they don't go shopping the Target.
798
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:30.280
They go shopping the Tarjaby and they
drink with their pinky up with class.
799
01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:33.480
But yeah, you know what I'm
saying, all the clothes from good
800
01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:45.559
Will, Oh my god, and
got clothes at all and and and got
801
01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:47.440
and got their audacity to be you
know what I'm saying, to be walking
802
01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:56.920
to them. Sammy Davis tap Shoes
and Ship, Oh challenge, oh man.
803
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:00.400
Horrible movie. Yeah, it was, it was. It was bad.
804
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:02.519
I didn't even watch The Little Ship, that's how bad it was.
805
01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:08.199
After the first the first book.
I was like, I'm done, I
806
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:15.960
can't watch this. No, it's
no man like like like see you know
807
01:06:15.039 --> 01:06:18.239
what you know I'm saying the fact
that you know, I'm saying the author
808
01:06:18.320 --> 01:06:25.039
had this bright idea, Right,
what if we romanticize vampires as teenagers?
809
01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:28.360
No many people do? Then't fuck
shit like that. These are vampires,
810
01:06:28.440 --> 01:06:30.719
bruh. Know what I'm saying,
Like, who do that with Pokemon or
811
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:39.519
something like that? Come on,
Oh my goodness, these vampires and werewolves.
812
01:06:39.719 --> 01:06:45.960
Don't forget that werewolves? You want
to see a world wolf watched Underworld.
813
01:06:45.039 --> 01:06:49.760
Those likings are fucking sick. I
think I saw underund a long time
814
01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:53.039
ago. That came out a long
time ago, right, Like I'm not
815
01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:58.880
it's pretty you know, yes,
you know what? Like I'm like,
816
01:06:58.960 --> 01:07:00.480
I know some women out here more
heavier than me. I call them like
817
01:07:00.599 --> 01:07:08.599
it. I'm like, oh,
some some of them women got some real
818
01:07:08.679 --> 01:07:14.920
issues though, though. They better
go fix that shit. You know what
819
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:17.199
I'm saying, My yo, my
bather, my mother will shape him up
820
01:07:17.199 --> 01:07:25.119
real well real you know, ship
like like you know, like I'm an
821
01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:27.039
old job, right they tell me
I need to ship, you know,
822
01:07:27.199 --> 01:07:30.760
like, oh I need to shave, you know, a female supervisor like,
823
01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:31.840
oh, you need to shave with
a too. I'm like, well,
824
01:07:32.000 --> 01:07:34.639
I gotta shape, you gotta shave
too, see know what I'm saying.
825
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:38.480
So until then, I'm not shaving
until you shave your mustache. How
826
01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:43.000
about that, right? You know, female supervisor. I'm telling this ship
827
01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:47.400
too, you know because like because
like yo, you know what, like,
828
01:07:47.559 --> 01:07:50.400
don't tell don't tell me to take
care of of my beard when you
829
01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:54.639
can't even take handle your mustache and
that little stub on your chick. Oh,
830
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:57.320
lord, help us, you know
what I'm saying. Not even like
831
01:07:57.480 --> 01:08:00.199
Truss what helps? I realized.
It took me a minute to real is
832
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:03.440
that you said that the supervisor was
a woman that you told to shave her
833
01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:08.960
beard. Yeah, sidebrands too.
You know, I'm just looked like Elvis's.
834
01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:20.560
Of course, maybe she just had
a look going pc real people.
835
01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:26.439
The liking look, that's what it
is. The Viking look. Yes,
836
01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:30.680
no, not the Viking. The
liking. Oh, the liking the liking
837
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:38.760
yeah yes sure. Whatever What she
needed was a leash, I could walk
838
01:08:38.840 --> 01:08:44.800
her. What job was this?
What supervisor was? This? Was that
839
01:08:45.239 --> 01:08:51.920
the parcel or service place? No, it was poor authority, you know,
840
01:08:53.079 --> 01:08:58.439
like, yeah, you know,
my job consisted of watching you know
841
01:08:58.439 --> 01:09:00.600
what I'm saying, of lose a
faith in your man. I believe you,
842
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:03.960
yo, yo yo. You know
what, when you work for public
843
01:09:04.000 --> 01:09:11.960
transportation, you find out that people
are really stupid, like really stupid,
844
01:09:12.079 --> 01:09:16.920
Like example, how the fuck you
asking me where where's the next stop on
845
01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:27.560
that train? When the trains fucking
talks? I mean as someone who like
846
01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:35.920
wasn't very uh avid with the subway
system and trains, Like when I would
847
01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:39.520
look at a map, I had
no freaking idea what I was looking at
848
01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:43.159
or where the hell I was going. I would have to ask somebody like
849
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:45.960
what train do I need to get
on to do this? Yo? First
850
01:09:45.960 --> 01:09:47.680
off, the train it's color coded. You should know where you're at it
851
01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:57.439
color coded beetle pictures. I don't
care. I still don't know. There's
852
01:09:57.520 --> 01:10:01.199
too many lines going in so many
Oh well, well you know what though,
853
01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:04.239
like I mean, I mean,
if it's New York City, that's
854
01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:06.960
an exception. You know what I'm
saying. They got like forty lines,
855
01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:15.079
but path only has four. You
know, it's not that hardy, it's
856
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:19.239
not that hard with the path.
You might you might appreciate that. Jody
857
01:10:19.359 --> 01:10:25.479
said, those subways in Miami are
confusing. Subways in Miami. What was
858
01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:28.720
the metro mover in the metrorail because
I used to live down there, Metroili
859
01:10:29.079 --> 01:10:33.560
Metrorailia is that confusing at all?
You know what I'm saying? Now?
860
01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:43.640
The metro mover is something different?
Or the bright Line skyline where Miami or
861
01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:48.359
what are we talking about? Miami? What city Miami? He said,
862
01:10:48.399 --> 01:10:53.720
Miami Skyline. Maybe that's some new
shit. I don't know, Yeah,
863
01:10:53.760 --> 01:10:56.560
I don't know. I haven't been
down there in a minute, because like
864
01:10:57.279 --> 01:10:59.359
because because because like, yo,
you know what I used to write.
865
01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:00.880
I used to write the drilled down
there because it reminds me of Ah.
866
01:11:00.920 --> 01:11:04.359
She says, she don't know what
it's called. All right, there's a
867
01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:08.520
metro mover, there's a metro rail, and I remember my boy the rail
868
01:11:08.600 --> 01:11:13.039
to try rail. That shit was
funny. He turned himself in for twenty
869
01:11:13.079 --> 01:11:17.119
grand. He turned himself in because
he thought he was gonna get twenty grand,
870
01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:21.560
and he sent them away for eight
months into the into the puzzle factory.
871
01:11:21.640 --> 01:11:28.279
Yo. He rails the train.
Yo. The only people that got
872
01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:30.199
hurt was a conductor. Right,
So the train got the railed or whatever,
873
01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:32.840
right and made the news of like
three days later though, like,
874
01:11:32.920 --> 01:11:35.119
yo, it's a twenty grand you
know what I'm saying. Reward if you
875
01:11:35.159 --> 01:11:40.600
can tell us he did what this
dumbass gonna turn himself in? Oh my
876
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:45.920
god, at that point you asked
and tell somebody, yo, go turn
877
01:11:45.000 --> 01:11:53.239
me in, get this loop and
slit it or something like time when I
878
01:11:53.359 --> 01:11:55.600
come out and give me whatever you
gonna give me. You know what I'm
879
01:11:55.600 --> 01:11:58.760
saying, And that's it. I'll
turn yourself and not giving you the fucking
880
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:00.720
money your more on, man,
Yo, that's yo. You know what
881
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:03.720
I'm talking. I'm telling you,
man, Like sometimes the jokes truly right
882
01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:13.600
themselves. Oh they're special. Yeah, that's it. Was funny though.
883
01:12:15.600 --> 01:12:18.399
That's nice. Let me tell you
something. I'm gonna tell you a quick
884
01:12:18.479 --> 01:12:24.079
story, all right, yeah,
story time, real quick. It has
885
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:29.600
to do. It has to do
my friend Gina and Doves and her sister,
886
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:33.000
a friend of our real friend Will
Chilling and the Lakers were playing the
887
01:12:33.119 --> 01:12:38.800
seventy sixers, God Bless and soul
bro and they were playing the seventy sixers
888
01:12:38.880 --> 01:12:42.520
in the final, the NBA Finals, right, So we're chilling we're watching
889
01:12:42.600 --> 01:12:45.920
the game. She had this big
ass fucking TV. Y'all know how big
890
01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:48.439
it was. It was a protection
TV was fucking huge. And her sister
891
01:12:48.560 --> 01:12:56.840
decides to roll a blunt right,
so she lights it up. Everything,
892
01:12:56.880 --> 01:12:59.840
everybody's chilling, everybody's puffing from it. So it gets to me, right,
893
01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:02.399
so I'm like, I ain't gonna
dog was like, yo, this
894
01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.720
is the first time you're gonna do
with me whatever, you know, whatever.
895
01:13:05.600 --> 01:13:09.399
So I took. I took a
couple of polls right, and I
896
01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:13.239
was just chilling. So I went
around two more times right, and then
897
01:13:13.279 --> 01:13:18.840
all of a sudden, I stopped
for a second right, and I was
898
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:26.880
like, yo, don't do it. And I'm looking and I'm talking in
899
01:13:27.000 --> 01:13:31.239
my head right, and I'm like, yo, don't do it, and
900
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:38.800
I'm like, don't do what.
I'm like, I'm like, don't do
901
01:13:39.000 --> 01:13:45.079
what. Lock don't lock, And
I'm like lock what And I froze,
902
01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:49.680
like my body was like frozen,
like I couldn't do it. My body
903
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:54.880
locked up and everything. And then
I look I look around and I was
904
01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:58.000
like, yo, what the fuck? And dogs looked at me and he
905
01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:01.560
was like, yo, what's in
this weed? And she was like,
906
01:14:01.760 --> 01:14:05.079
oh, just a little bit of
Angel does. I was like, not
907
01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:09.680
chuck it out right, you know
what I'm saying, because because I kept
908
01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:12.079
smelling it right, And I'm like, I'm like, yo, the smells
909
01:14:12.119 --> 01:14:15.520
flooding, but like it don't smell
form. And I'm like, you know,
910
01:14:15.640 --> 01:14:17.399
like I took one big cause she
was like, yo, you need
911
01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:20.439
to slow down. I'm like,
and that shit burned my throat. I'm
912
01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:24.600
like coughing whatever, right, And
then I'm looking on the ground and ship
913
01:14:24.720 --> 01:14:29.000
right, and I'm like and I
started like you're getting lost on the ground.
914
01:14:29.039 --> 01:14:31.880
I'm like, hold up, yeah, And I was arguing with myself
915
01:14:31.920 --> 01:14:36.000
but in my head, like I
was arguing with myself, but it was
916
01:14:36.159 --> 01:14:40.319
literally in my head and I thought
it was out loud, but it was
917
01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:45.760
in my head because nobody else heard
me but me. I was I was
918
01:14:45.880 --> 01:14:47.880
like, no, don't lock.
Whatever you do, don't lock, don't
919
01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:50.520
do it. Don't do it.
And I'm like, don't do what what's
920
01:14:50.560 --> 01:14:57.800
going on? Just don't call dubs
at the suicide hotline. No, I
921
01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:05.640
won't. I won't broke because that's
all I'll be smoking. Angel If I'm
922
01:15:05.720 --> 01:15:18.720
broke, I my bbtr oh shit. But yeah, that was that was
923
01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:21.399
I threw up and everything. It
was a crazy ast night. Wow,
924
01:15:23.279 --> 01:15:27.720
it was stuff is no joke.
I had it. I had no and
925
01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:31.000
you know, and you know,
you know what. And Homegirl System was
926
01:15:31.039 --> 01:15:33.960
trying to like hook up with me
and shit, and I'm like, and
927
01:15:34.039 --> 01:15:36.960
I looked at it. I was
liked, I looked like any types of
928
01:15:38.199 --> 01:15:42.319
possession to do anything. I'm like, look at me. I'm like,
929
01:15:42.720 --> 01:15:45.560
I was sitting in the same space
for the past three hours and I can't
930
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:54.479
feel my body. That's probably she
tried it, you know that was for
931
01:15:54.600 --> 01:16:00.680
you yea like yeah, yo,
like you know, like like like,
932
01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:02.600
yo, she really tried it.
Man. She was like what's up.
933
01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:06.000
I'm like, what's up. I'm
like, I don't wait a minute.
934
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:11.359
Her gay friend, bro, I
was gonna punch him in the mouth,
935
01:16:11.439 --> 01:16:16.560
man, like he tried. He
tried. He actually was like scooping him
936
01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:21.319
out, and every was doub was
like yo. Her friend was like,
937
01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:25.640
yo, what are you doing?
And Doubs just like, yo, what
938
01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:27.600
are you doing? You better get
the hell away from me. I'll punch
939
01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:31.079
you right there and your ship.
I'm maybe they thought it wasn't in his
940
01:16:31.199 --> 01:16:34.960
right mind, and he might actually
do it. Yeah, I'm not not.
941
01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:38.439
This was the This was the day
later, like you know, like
942
01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:43.239
dude, like you know, like
and we're supposed to go to Philly because
943
01:16:43.279 --> 01:16:46.159
like there's a Philly cheese steaks and
stuff, right, and he was like,
944
01:16:46.279 --> 01:16:49.439
oh, I'm like and I was
like I left that cars like here
945
01:16:49.520 --> 01:16:55.359
we go, bro, you know, and like that, and that's when
946
01:16:55.880 --> 01:17:00.000
you know Homego was driving. Coleon
was in the front. I was in
947
01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:01.840
the back. I wanted to be
like, you know, sit behind,
948
01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:04.560
but like I had to sit in
the middle because you know, I was
949
01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:10.000
taught and it was like a small
car and do Throughout the whole time I
950
01:17:10.039 --> 01:17:11.399
was trying to talk to me,
I'm like, Yo, my man,
951
01:17:12.439 --> 01:17:15.079
I don't go that way. Bro. Oh but maybe like you know what,
952
01:17:15.399 --> 01:17:17.720
I'm like, Yo, you know
what, say something disrespect for him
953
01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:21.319
and beat the dog? Should at
you like, I'll fuck you up and
954
01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:25.359
put you in your own trunk.
You don't fuck with me, Yeah,
955
01:17:25.439 --> 01:17:28.640
we'll disrespect me like that. Bro? That was crazy, you know what
956
01:17:28.680 --> 01:17:30.960
I'm saying. Like, I's like, yo, you know what I told
957
01:17:30.000 --> 01:17:31.920
you. You know what I'm saying, I don't go that way. You
958
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:34.760
should have left it alone the first
time, but you're trying to throw out
959
01:17:34.760 --> 01:17:38.000
scenarios, man, like you know, I'm testing my man mad like,
960
01:17:38.039 --> 01:17:41.680
no, man, I'll beat the
fuck ut you. Bro. He's like,
961
01:17:41.760 --> 01:17:45.359
oh I like that. And I
was like, I was like,
962
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:49.720
bro, oh no, it's gonna
be a long fucking trip, and and
963
01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:53.960
and and then and then I ended
up telling Coleon, I'm like, I'm
964
01:17:53.960 --> 01:17:56.800
not getting back in the car.
I swear I was sclimbed up change and
965
01:17:57.199 --> 01:17:59.640
picked a step the back. Yo, I'm not doing this shit, bro,
966
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:01.479
she did you know what I'm saying? Like, Yo, you know
967
01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:03.560
what I'm not. I'm not riding
the back seat. But you know what
968
01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:11.640
I'm saying with all Peter Piper over
here, bro o, man, yeah
969
01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:15.439
I felt I don't know, yo, come to y'll come to think of
970
01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:19.800
it, I was being sexually harrassed. Yeah you are. Yeah, you
971
01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:25.239
know I'm either they just love you
like like like like, yo, you
972
01:18:25.279 --> 01:18:27.880
know what I was being sexually harassed? Yo? Like now that I look
973
01:18:27.920 --> 01:18:32.159
back at it, you know what? You know what me too? You
974
01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:39.159
know what I'm gonna go downs charges
how about that? I'm gonna be part
975
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:43.760
of the B too movements? No, you're not you're not allowed. You're
976
01:18:43.840 --> 01:18:47.600
not allowed of everywhere. And the
lady that started be Too movement, you
977
01:18:47.720 --> 01:18:53.840
know talking about she's yo yo,
and always be the ones talking about the
978
01:18:53.920 --> 01:18:57.119
reason why I started this movement is
because it happened to me. Mean while
979
01:18:57.159 --> 01:19:01.680
she's looking like carorest too literally like
yo, you know what if you have
980
01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.359
you seen the chicken, she looks
like care of us warm, bro ugly
981
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:13.359
people are entitled to be harassed as
well wear an animal planet because that's the
982
01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:17.159
only that's the only way I could
imagine that, you know what I'm saying,
983
01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:20.159
like like like yo, you know
what am yo? I'm my old
984
01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:21.880
job. They used to be like
you know, they used to hand out
985
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:25.199
like pa, you know, like
you know all we have we need to
986
01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:27.760
have a meeting by sexual harassment.
I used to be like, yo,
987
01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:31.720
I'm like, have you have you
seen the rasters that we're working with?
988
01:19:32.439 --> 01:19:35.680
Who's sexually harassment? Who? And
it always be, you know what I'm
989
01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:40.119
saying, the zoo keeper looking bitches
to be like, I don't know what
990
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:43.920
you're talking about, y'all. I
look good. I'm like my animal Planet
991
01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:47.600
standards. You're five, you know, like come on, man, like
992
01:19:47.720 --> 01:19:49.640
yo, you know what, I'd
rather go up stairs and the ninth floor
993
01:19:49.720 --> 01:19:54.520
sexual harassed myself and put a report
on myself and sexual harassed any one of
994
01:19:54.560 --> 01:20:02.199
these fucking animals here. Is there
a reward evolved if you like? Is
995
01:20:02.239 --> 01:20:06.039
there a reward involved if you go
and tell them that you sexually harass people?
996
01:20:06.600 --> 01:20:11.079
If you turn yourself in, yo, you know what they should be
997
01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:15.800
like? Yeah, just coming clean. I'm telling you what. No,
998
01:20:16.000 --> 01:20:23.800
you know why? You won't get
it. She did not use the white
999
01:20:23.880 --> 01:20:28.239
card, I just did. It
won't happen. You won't get the money
1000
01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:31.359
because you're not white. That only
happens white man. No, of course
1001
01:20:31.439 --> 01:20:36.359
not, you know, like you
know, like I mean, Rock Turner
1002
01:20:36.399 --> 01:20:44.960
could only get three months in jail. Who Rock Turner? Look him up?
1003
01:20:45.680 --> 01:20:49.399
Oh brother, I'm scared now.
He's a dude that got caught rape
1004
01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:56.000
and a girl red handed because his
family Yeah, oh no, because he's
1005
01:20:56.039 --> 01:21:00.359
a young man. You know,
he's a young promising girl, promising future.
1006
01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:05.000
How is someone who does some shit
like that worthy of having a promising
1007
01:21:05.119 --> 01:21:12.800
future? I don't know. I
mean, you know, based on you
1008
01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:17.640
know, based on his name and
you know, his Caucasian ethnicity and ethnicity
1009
01:21:18.239 --> 01:21:21.760
you know he does have a promising
future. Oh and money, Yeah,
1010
01:21:21.840 --> 01:21:30.960
of course he's of course all right, so yes, yeah we are,
1011
01:21:31.560 --> 01:21:34.680
it's late. When did when did
we come? Oh it's been an hour
1012
01:21:34.720 --> 01:21:45.720
and a half almost. Yeah.
Yeah, we talked about and I think
1013
01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:51.479
that's all we talked about was Susy
at three hundred, at three hundred Vampire
1014
01:21:53.520 --> 01:22:02.239
make it clear, broke three and
it's still broke. But but but but
1015
01:22:02.399 --> 01:22:04.920
but hold on though can you imagine
that though? Like like how that ship
1016
01:22:04.960 --> 01:22:08.760
will go down? My man with
fangs and whatever? You know what I'm
1017
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:13.960
saying in the dark. You don't
say with a little sun speaker wafers,
1018
01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:15.920
you know what I'm saying, like
like like, yo, you know what
1019
01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:19.000
I'm talking about. I'm talking about
I'm gonna end this, you know what
1020
01:22:19.000 --> 01:22:21.640
I'm saying. And they're like,
you know, the press is trying to
1021
01:22:21.640 --> 01:22:24.880
find out, you know, like
trying, you know, trying his best,
1022
01:22:24.960 --> 01:22:28.239
you know what I'm saying to like
understand why then he starts saying that
1023
01:22:28.399 --> 01:22:31.239
ship like yea if you're a man. But you know what I mean.
1024
01:22:32.439 --> 01:22:38.159
You know there's one time in the
morning, okay, you know the sun
1025
01:22:38.239 --> 01:22:40.880
does come up like around six o'clock. Right. You know, you might
1026
01:22:40.960 --> 01:22:44.600
try to, you might want to
walk your dog, but but I'll die.
1027
01:22:44.760 --> 01:22:46.359
I'm like, that's the whole point
you that's gonna promp tell you do.
1028
01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:49.279
Let it go. You know what
I'm saying. You watch Frozen,
1029
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:53.960
Let it go, Let it go, Let it go. You know I'm
1030
01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:56.840
saying, let it go. Man. You know what I'm saying because you
1031
01:22:56.920 --> 01:23:00.279
know, you know, like you
fail in life, I'm saying, don't
1032
01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:04.119
fail in depth of course, three
hundred years old on welfare. If you
1033
01:23:04.239 --> 01:23:09.720
didn't something that's three years old,
yeah, you definitely did a lot of
1034
01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:14.840
wrong things. Bro. Like you
know im, it's like kill no man,
1035
01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:16.840
like I mean, unless he was
like rich at one point, No
1036
01:23:17.039 --> 01:23:21.079
he was. He wasn't rich.
Yo, Yeah, bro yo, you
1037
01:23:21.159 --> 01:23:24.760
know what, You're a fucking vampire. If you lose money, you go.
1038
01:23:24.880 --> 01:23:27.199
You know I'm saying, slaughter a
rich family, take their riches.
1039
01:23:27.279 --> 01:23:30.399
You'll. No one's gonna find you, you know, not unless you have
1040
01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:33.840
more's against killing. You know what
I'm saying. Then if you have mores
1041
01:23:33.840 --> 01:23:36.119
against killing, then you're you know, you're a fucking you know you're in
1042
01:23:36.159 --> 01:23:43.359
the wrong profession for sure. You
know, I'm sure he didn't choose it.
1043
01:23:44.399 --> 01:23:46.880
You know, I ain't choose them. I did not choose the life.
1044
01:23:47.279 --> 01:23:55.680
Life chose me. Right. All
right, people, we're gonna,
1045
01:23:55.720 --> 01:23:57.880
we're gonna, we're gonna sit down
right now, you know, I mean
1046
01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:00.520
we had a good time. This
is oh yeah, yo, real quick.
1047
01:24:02.920 --> 01:24:06.640
Zach Wilson is playing like, Yo, you know what whatever Aaron Rodgers
1048
01:24:06.720 --> 01:24:11.000
doing to this kid, bro,
I like it because he Yo, Zach
1049
01:24:11.039 --> 01:24:14.800
Wilson to the point is thrown like
Aaron Rodgers too, like his release and
1050
01:24:14.960 --> 01:24:18.119
everything, and I'm like it's been
accurate. And I'm like, yo,
1051
01:24:18.199 --> 01:24:24.079
you know what, I watched a
little I watched a little bit yo.
1052
01:24:24.239 --> 01:24:26.720
I was like, yo, you
know what, that's what this kid needed.
1053
01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:31.840
You know what I'm saying. He
needed a mentor everybody, and Aaron
1054
01:24:31.920 --> 01:24:34.960
Rodgers was it. I'm saying because
I mean, I'm I mean, I
1055
01:24:35.039 --> 01:24:38.800
mean what Zach Wilson's going through.
Fuck his mom too, you know what
1056
01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:42.720
I'm saying. Like she's probably old
as dirty, but you know what,
1057
01:24:43.039 --> 01:24:45.279
you know, Zach Wilson is who
he is. He'll knocked the dust off
1058
01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:51.600
that Zack Milson. Yo. Yo, Like how yo, how you like?
1059
01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:54.119
You know what I'm saying, like
in your twenties. You know what
1060
01:24:54.119 --> 01:25:00.039
I'm saying, banging your mom's friends, that's all. Yeah, anyway,
1061
01:25:01.479 --> 01:25:09.000
one you just can't stop yourself,
not yo, because you know what,
1062
01:25:09.159 --> 01:25:11.800
because I'm park right next to a
high school right now, right, and
1063
01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:15.399
like in my memory right I only
had I only had one good look at
1064
01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:17.640
high school teacher. Yo. Everyone
else looked you know what I'm saying,
1065
01:25:17.720 --> 01:25:20.119
the crepit, and you know what
I'm saying, they looked like the cash
1066
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:24.039
from sex in the city. But
like, but like you know what I'm
1067
01:25:24.039 --> 01:25:27.439
saying, with like overbearing makeup and
ship. You know what I'm saying of
1068
01:25:27.560 --> 01:25:30.159
like post mental posal. You know
what I'm saying, bitches and ship.
1069
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:33.239
So that's why we send our kids
to school so they can get a date
1070
01:25:34.039 --> 01:25:38.760
yoho, Yo, you know what? But but like yo, you know
1071
01:25:38.840 --> 01:25:40.840
what, I look at the teachers
today, I'm like, Yo, hold
1072
01:25:40.920 --> 01:25:43.479
up, where the fuck were you? You know what I'm saying, what
1073
01:25:43.720 --> 01:25:46.600
I was You know what I'm saying
when I was in school sexually harass me.
1074
01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:54.760
Shit, I ain't gonna say nothing
you know that would make bro you
1075
01:25:54.840 --> 01:25:58.199
know, no, but no,
but no, but no, know what
1076
01:25:58.279 --> 01:26:02.000
teachers got stuck with the ones who
looked like Sylvestus alone from First Blood man
1077
01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:06.319
like it was horrible. Those were
usually the gym teachers. You know,
1078
01:26:06.560 --> 01:26:13.680
that gym teacher always looked manly.
That was my bad teacher too, but
1079
01:26:13.800 --> 01:26:18.640
maybe when he went to school that
was the teachers of today. Yeah,
1080
01:26:18.760 --> 01:26:24.600
right, that was standard. But
but hold up, though, you know
1081
01:26:24.600 --> 01:26:26.840
what I'm saying, like like you
know what, what I'm trying to say
1082
01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:29.000
is that none of my teachers,
you know what I'm saying, like they
1083
01:26:29.079 --> 01:26:31.960
were like dead all right, you
know, I'm like, yell, you
1084
01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:36.319
know what. So there were a
lot of older teachers, but that's kind
1085
01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:42.000
of how it works because of tech, Like they stay forever until they can't
1086
01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:45.680
anymore, and then the fresh blood
comes in. And that's what you're noticing.
1087
01:26:45.920 --> 01:26:49.279
They came when you were in school
too, but they probably weren't appealing
1088
01:26:49.359 --> 01:26:51.600
when you come think of it right, when you come think of it,
1089
01:26:51.720 --> 01:26:55.039
right, the teachers that we had, like you know, like when we
1090
01:26:55.079 --> 01:26:59.199
were like kind of go on the
first grade and all that the sense,
1091
01:26:59.279 --> 01:27:01.479
like you know what I'm saying,
they were teachers when you know, like
1092
01:27:01.920 --> 01:27:10.840
civil rights was like popping off,
so like boy, Yo. You know
1093
01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:13.359
what, Yo, you know what
one of my teachers that ship you not
1094
01:27:13.520 --> 01:27:15.560
you know what I'm saying. You
know, like you know what I'm saying.
1095
01:27:15.560 --> 01:27:17.439
She was like a substitute of Jesus
Christ's first grade class or something.
1096
01:27:17.520 --> 01:27:23.159
Man like, Yo, I can't
with you, you know, like yo,
1097
01:27:23.279 --> 01:27:25.600
yo, you know what? She
was old and then like you know,
1098
01:27:25.680 --> 01:27:28.119
like I went to Captain School on
top of that too for high school,
1099
01:27:28.199 --> 01:27:31.199
right and and and and and yo, you know what, and there
1100
01:27:31.319 --> 01:27:34.520
was none name on sister Grace.
Like she's probably dead right now, you
1101
01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:38.399
know what I'm saying, because like
because like yo, you know what she
1102
01:27:38.600 --> 01:27:40.880
Yo, she was fraidly ship when
I was like you know I'm saying when
1103
01:27:40.880 --> 01:27:44.359
I was a freshman, right,
but she was annoying so like I used
1104
01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:46.520
to wrap up aluminum foil from the
breakfast used to eat and just like peck
1105
01:27:46.600 --> 01:27:49.079
it out her head and like yo, hit her whatever she was like bock
1106
01:27:49.159 --> 01:27:54.520
backwards and sit who did that?
I'm right at her, looking right at
1107
01:27:54.560 --> 01:27:56.840
her, and you know what I'm
saying, I'm looking right at her.
1108
01:27:57.199 --> 01:27:59.960
Beamed the ship at her right.
God, you know I'm saying, God,
1109
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:02.239
that's so man. But like he's
the reason we had the kneel on
1110
01:28:02.439 --> 01:28:09.119
Rice. Yo. Yo, let
me tell you man, like, like
1111
01:28:09.199 --> 01:28:11.079
what I'm trying to say is like, Yo, all my teachers look like
1112
01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:12.960
you know what I'm saying, Like
like you know what I mean, Like
1113
01:28:13.039 --> 01:28:16.199
the like they died last week and
they were resurrected and ship the ship.
1114
01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:25.880
It's so stupid. I can't.
I'm going to bed this. This is
1115
01:28:26.199 --> 01:28:28.920
this, this is this is a
great show. We had a good time,
1116
01:28:29.199 --> 01:28:33.000
definitely, yes, Yo. The
fut thing about the show is that
1117
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:38.720
we talk about shit. You know
what I'm saying, what it is,
1118
01:28:38.840 --> 01:28:41.119
That's what it is, man,
That's what it is. It's a good
1119
01:28:41.199 --> 01:28:44.640
time. It's a good time.
That's what it is. What it's about
1120
01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:48.800
broke vampires that are three hundred years
old, that called the suicide high and
1121
01:28:49.039 --> 01:28:58.079
and and and meet the suside along
the way. You know, a vampire
1122
01:28:58.119 --> 01:29:15.319
with a STD where assistances real quick. Hey hey man, hey man,
1123
01:29:15.399 --> 01:29:17.439
you know what man? You tell
you know what I'm saying, lower tolerance,
1124
01:29:17.479 --> 01:29:20.039
man, Like he can't hang Yo, you know what I'm saying,
1125
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:26.560
Like, yeah, we are not
tolerating. Yeah, yeah, you know
1126
01:29:26.640 --> 01:29:32.159
what? You know what I thought? We just That's that's why I named
1127
01:29:32.199 --> 01:29:36.800
it. Next time, YoY yo. You know what, next time,
1128
01:29:38.600 --> 01:29:41.960
I'm so pissed off. Well I've
been laughing the whole time, so I'm
1129
01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:45.800
really you know whatever, but I'm
pissed off now. Hey. You know
1130
01:29:45.880 --> 01:29:49.479
what though, you know, next
time, next time he comes on like,
1131
01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:57.039
oh, did you get permission to
come on? You know, you
1132
01:29:57.079 --> 01:29:59.279
know what I'm saying. Did you
get your nuts back from the from the
1133
01:29:59.359 --> 01:30:02.319
person you attach them on? The
catchable penis? Is that's what you have?
1134
01:30:02.800 --> 01:30:05.479
You don't say did you attach the
back on to join the show all
1135
01:30:05.560 --> 01:30:10.520
right away? Anyway? So I'm
gonna run. I'm gonna run down the
1136
01:30:10.560 --> 01:30:16.079
list. That stuff is down.
That's tg as Mamatrix aka the Peruvian Biscuit,
1137
01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:28.960
a savagement, filth, your mother's
sisters, all the suicides, what
1138
01:30:29.119 --> 01:30:36.000
draining, and I'm big calling you. Hey, hold up, this is
1139
01:30:36.079 --> 01:30:42.600
a little episode of this podcast.
Man. I love to everybody. Thanks
1140
01:30:42.640 --> 01:30:46.119
for stopping about and say what's up? Say peace out, peace y'all,
1141
01:30:46.159 --> 01:30:48.479
have a good night man. Yeah
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